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by jonbadly
11-16-02
I love my pappy.
Hey you!
Who me?
Woah, I thought he wass talking about me.
No, The goat.
Oh I see.
Damn anti-social goats!
STOP IT! I DO NOT LIKE YOU SMELLY OLD MAN!

 

by jonbadly
11-16-02
The who and the what now?
I think im going to wrestle you and ride you like a poney.
Well, if you must.
Woah, that was odd.
...
So, Are you going to do it or what?
I hate it when that happends.
You are weird i am leaving.
Now i am sad, I think i will kill my self.

 

by jonbadly
11-16-02
TVs are making our youth evil!
Now I command you to turn in to a bee!
Yes evil TV.
Oh my god!
Ouch my arm!
Now go and sting my child.
Buzzzzz.

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
Now for the exicting adventures of steve!
Hello, how would you be?
I hate pirates, and i think you are a pirate!
I don't think thats good.
Now i will explode you with my face!
I hate it when that happends.
ouch...
That was fun, now i am going to get a sammich.

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
When we last left steve he was exploded by some girls face.
So then she exploded you with her face?
Yeah, her face.
So then she exploded you with her face?

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
Looks like some one has some mail.
Look its a letter for you.
Realy? Who is it from?
It is from Mr. Folten.
Who the hell is that?
I wish i had mail :-(
It says to meet him out side in an hour.
Thats kinda creepy.

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
Good you came.
Yeah i came now who are you and why do you want to see me?
I am a witch and i am going to turn you back to normal.
No Way!
Lets hope this works.
Now i will use my magic.

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
When we last lef our hero he was being changed back, or was he?
So what happend?
It turns out she had the wrong guy.
So she turned you in to a robot?
It would seem so.
At least he has arms.
You were owned!
...

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
Kryp blew off jon's toes and now they want to kill him!
I am a big toe and i am EVIL!
No not that! Any thing but that
I will kill you jonbadly!
Ahhh my eyes.
Owned!
I think its sammich time.
Some one help me up.

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
Crazy Pete is making a machine to fix his friend steve.
My invention is almost complete.
According to this paper it should work now.
We wouldn't want that to happen (Tee Hee Hee)
If it doesn't work I just might kill my self.

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
The invention did not work! oh no!
Damn, I thought it would work.
So what happend?
It did not work.
I should have guessed that with the nail in your head.
Nail? What nail?

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
After a bad experiment steve finaly gets an idea.
I got an idea!
An idea you say?
I am going to go to the moon to see if moon monsters can change me back.
Thats a damn good idea.
Thats a crappy idea.
We could use that rocket in your lab. Are you in a trash can?
Its a long story...

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
Our heros go in search of the space ship
Where is the space ship?
Don't you know?
Know what?
You can only see two things in a scene at one time.
You get the space ship ready while i pound a nail in my head.
What every you say Pete.

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
Look its a space ship!
What a nice little space ship.
Later inside the space ship.
Crazy Pete I come to the space ship.
Is that s

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
Look its a space ship!
What a nice little space ship.
Later inside the space ship.
Crazy Pete I come to the space ship.
Is that s

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
What is going on here?
Woah, where am I?
You are going insane from putting too many nails in your head.
What can I do to get back to my world?
You could just take the nail out of your head.
Makes sence.
Sounds good to me.
I thought you would say that.

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
Back to the real world.
Is that space ship talking to me?
Crazy Pete come to the space ship now!
What do you want from me!? Tell me!
I want you to come in to the space ship!
Well i guess it couldnt hurt.
Oh how i hate you.

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
Inside the ship.
So the ship was not talking to me?
Of course not you moron.
So what did you want then?
I needed you to come here so we can blast off already!
I call this seat!
Damn! I thats the seat i wanted.

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
It is almost time for the blast off!
5
4
I am so excited!
3
2
Wait a tick! That wasn't funny!
1
0, BLAST OFF!

 

by jonbadly
11-17-02
Now for a short break from steves adventues.
Dance baby dance!
Ok ive had enough of that.

 

by jonbadly
1-21-03
This week we find our heros in space!
How long till we get to this so called "moon"?
two weeks.
Two weeks, eh?
Yes two weeks.
Bottles!? WTF!?
How many bottles do you think that is?
Bottles?

 

by jonbadly
1-21-03
Back to those bottles.
Hmmm, how many bottles could it be?
Maybe I can help you pete.
Sure, why not!
*Print* *Print*
I don't like the sound of that.
According to this papper it will be 99,990,327 bottles till the moon, thanx comp.
Glad to be of service.

 

by jonbadly
1-21-03
Oh dear god no!
99,990,327 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 99,990,327 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 99,990,326 boxes of juice on the wall.
99,990,326 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 99,990,326 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 99,990,325 boxes of juice on the wall.
Please make it stop!
99,990,325 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 99,990,325 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 99,990,324 boxes of juice on the wall.
99,990,324 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 99,990,324 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 99,990,323 boxes of juice on the wall.
My ears! Oh how they bleed!
99,990,323 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 99,990,323 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 99,990,322 boxes of juice on the wall.
99,990,322 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 99,990,322 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 99,990,321 boxes of juice on the wall.

 

by jonbadly
1-21-03
456,789 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 456,789 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 456,788 boxes of juice on the wall
456,788 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 456,788 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 456,787 boxes of juice on the wall
456,787 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 456,787 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 456,786 boxes of juice on the wall
456,786 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 456,786 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 456,785 boxes of juice on the wall
456,785 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 456,785 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 456,784 boxes of juice on the wall
Thats it, it's either me or him! And I don't have a scuicide skin, Tee Hee Hee Hee.

 

by jonbadly
1-21-03
23,487 boxes of apple juice on the wall, 23,487 boxes of apple juice take one down and pass it around 23,486 boxes of juice on the wall
23,486 boxes of apple juice on the wall,...Ahhh! My spleen! oh the agony!
Take that, and that!
'Bout time.
That feld good, now I want a sammich.
What did I do!?

 

by jonbadly
1-22-03
One hour till we get to the moon.
One hour, eh? Do you think I have time to change clothes?
I would think so.
Good, I realy should change.
Why are you still in that trash can?
I have my reasons!

 

by jonbadly
1-22-03
No, I am the most power full moon monster!
No, I am!
You are not!
I guess I won that one...

 

by jonbadly
1-22-03
Who the hell are you?
I am steve, I have come to ask you for help.
What is that guy doing?
Oh, Crazy Pete? Don't mind him.
Help me! I'm stuck!

 

by jonbadly
1-22-03
So what brings you to the moon?
I want to be changed back to my true self.
I could do that, but it will cost you A SHRUBBERY!
*sigh*
I love that movie =O
Ni!
Who's idea was it to come to this god foresaken moon anyways? Oh, right...

 

by jonbadly
1-22-03
Where are we going now?
To try to get me changed back.
Isn't that what the other moon man was susposed to do?
Maybe...
Ha ha ha, he did not get changed back.
So?
Just STFU and walk!

 

by jonbadly
1-24-03
So we came all the way to the moon for nothing?
That's about right.
And now we have to fly back?
Yup, and now singing this time!
Maybe i'll just kill myself.
I have no objections.

 

by jonbadly
1-24-03
Whats a phone doing on the moon?
*Ring* *Ring*
What the hell!?
A new moon?
Who the hell are you?
I am the geni of the phone.

 

by jonbadly
1-24-03
Now I will grant you three wishes, but only if you bring me a shrubbery!
...
God damn I hate the moon!
I am getting a little tired of this joke =|
Nah i'm just kidding, but you still get three wishes.
Don't talk to me! I'm mad at you!

 

by jonbadly
1-24-03
So waddaya wish for?
I wish I was the regular "steve" again!
Fine, is that it.
Lets just see if you can do this, a witch, a computer, and a moon monster has tried before and they all failed.
Ok, here it gose!

 

by jonbadly
1-24-03
When we last left our hero he was about to be turned back to normal, or was he? yes he was.
Is this what you looked like?
Yes! This is it!
Where is he going?

 

by jonbadly
9-25-03
After months Jonbadly decided to stop being lazy and make a comic, lets watch...
So a magic clown changed you back.
Is that realy so hard to belive?
And you said he will grant you three wishes?
Well, yes, but I already used one.
On what?
Being changed back dumb ass!

 

by jonbadly
9-25-03
So... when we going back to earth?
Soon, very soon.
But how are we getting back there?
What!? What do you mean?
LOL, PWNED
I sort of exploded the space ship.
I hate you, I realy hate you.

 

by jonbadly
9-25-03
How the hell did you even blow up the ship!?
Well I wanted to test out the self destrut button, what were we going to do if it was broken?
Not explode?
Makes scence
Woah, I never though of that.
Do'h!

 

by jonbadly
9-25-03
How long can steve possibly stay mad at crazy pete? I could never stay mad at that face.
So now you expect me to use a wish to make a new ship?
Well, I was kind of hoping you would.
I think I am going to kill you, that was going to be my "hot naked wife wish"
I wish I had a hot naked wife wish!
Way ahead of you partner.
I guess that makes me feel a little better.

 

by jonbadly
9-25-03
MAGIC CLOWN! I NEED TO MAKE A WISH!
Hey there, I need to use my second wish.
I know, I laughed my ass off when that one guy put a nail in his head. Ready to waste your second wish?
I am beggining to realy like this clown.
Just make me a new ship.
Your the boss.

 

by jonbadly
9-26-03
That was odd.

 

by jonbadly
11-02-03
So what are you going to waste your third wish on?
I was kind of thinking the whole hot naked wife idea still sounded good.
I think you should wish to be a robot, they are all shiney and hip!
*sigh* I hate you.
I kind of liked him as a robot.
Robot! Robot! Robot! Robot! Robot! Robot! Robot!
If I wanted to be a robot I would say " I wish I was a robot again"! But... oh shit.

 

by jonbadly
11-02-03
So.... is the clown coming?
One would think so, bastard.
That was odd.
doot doot doot, imma magic colw, doot doot doot.
This is a long shot, but I think thats him.

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