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by jonnyplasma
8-17-03
Back at the ranch...
And then what happened?
So I decide that, hell, I've got three kids, I AM HANDICAPPED.
I meant once the police came.
So the kids are all, "I've gotta go to the bathroom daddy." Ever try taking your kids to a gay bath house and leaving them in the parking lot?
You know my opinion on sodomites.
What about your opinion of eating your young?

 

by jonnyplasma
8-27-03
While watching an episode of "Access Hollywood"...
ENTERTAINMENT FLASH!! HOLLYWOOD INSIDERS CONTINUE TO RALLY AGAINST INTERNET MEDIA-THIEVES! DEVELOPING STORY!!!!@1!12
Okay.
INCREDIBLE EARNING POWER THROUGH REAL ESTATE! ASK ME HOW!
Okay what?
Don't you get it? Filesharing can create a means by which the days of the "one-hit wonder" media whore would be over. America could take the turn it's needed to for so many years...
Hey, jonnyplasma. Don't you want a bigger penis? Ask me how!
...supporting FUNDING FOR THE ARTS. Lending real support to artists who actually have something to say, not just letting free enterprise produce big-titted trashcan lolitas.
God hates fags.

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