All comics by joshb1214

Profile

 

Viva la Mexico!
dude, your white!
by joshb1214, 10-07-09

 

by joshb1214
10-07-09
On halloween...
steal my thunder, will you?!
omg, what is this bug on my fa... oh wait its my wart
After 10, i lose kids to this retard with the landmine on her face.
omg, it's like a huge foot fungus on my face! uh!
Happy Dia de los Muertos, witch!
I'm mmmeeellltttiiinnnggg!!!!

 

At church....
Ready For your second coming... giggity!
by joshb1214, 10-07-09

 

by joshb1214
10-07-09
ummm... can i have a taco? With Diablo Sauce?
You want shrimp fried rice?
in a yelling rage!
No. i think i mentioned clearly. I want a taco!
Shrimp fried rice, $5 Dolla! wong tong dong, bruce lee, buddha, mitsubishi, yamaha, angyo!
No no no. ummm.... Yo Quiero el taco!!!
I'm Asian you dickbucket.

 

by joshb1214
10-07-09
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood...
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared and said...
Fight Back and stop being a lil pussy... bitch.

 

by joshb1214
10-07-09
The Irony
Oh no! Terrorist attack! My house is destroyed!
Dude, Osama, you were supposed to attack Springfield, Illinois not Missouri!
My son set off the missile.... sorry....

 

well, this is awkward.
Payback is a bitch.
by joshb1214, 10-07-09

 

by joshb1214
10-07-09
Bet you won't ask out Holly!
You're on! Yo, I got mac like McDonalds ya heard! I need 7 minutes and a tuxedo!
Refreshing...
um... exactly!
Why are you half naked in my classroom?
Nonono. the question is... why aren't you?

 

You fucking cracker!
by joshb1214, 10-07-09

 

by joshb1214
10-07-09
Hey Dude... i got some weed; let's go to Mars after school.
Yes!!! I always wanted to do that!
8 hours later....
Oh well more pot for me!
Meanwhile...
Wtf? Where is that cracker?

 

by joshb1214
10-09-09
An Annoying Lawyer Commercial...
I'm Jim Adler the Texas Hammer and I hammered for $50,328 for my client!
I hammered for $67,289 for a broken femur and knee!
I hammered my gay cousin!... Who the hell touched the teleprompter?

 

by joshb1214
10-09-09
annoying ass squirrel...
gimme some nuts. i want them nuts. im nutty for nuts!
problem solved
nuts...
OH....SHIT!
BITCH I SAID I WANT SOME NUTS!

 

by joshb1214
10-09-09
It seems somehow we've entered an alternate universe where pants don't exist. This should be fun.
Ewww... I can see my penis. That makes me gay!
Let's leave. There are some things that you can never unsee...

 

by joshb1214
10-12-09
Hey, dude can i like live here. my parents kicked me out...
sure dude. anything for a best friend. *cough* No homo.
Hey dude what you want for dinner?
How about some fillet mignon and a sweet tea?
Nigga round here we eat fried chicken and Kool-Aid!

 

by joshb1214
10-12-09
Sweetie, could you cut the grass please.
Yeah, gosh whatever.
I wish my grass was emo.

 

by joshb1214
10-12-09
Do you know why I'm a better ninja than you?
Why?
Because I can't be seen in the dark

 

Those new Trojans actually work. It feels like nothing's there!
*sigh* My point exactly...
by joshb1214, 10-20-09

 

Trick or Treat?
Hehe..Treat
by joshb1214, 10-20-09

 

by joshb1214
10-20-09
Hey baby.
Hey Holly
Someone's eavesdropping!
I love you Holly!
I love you too.
Bitch you said your name was Marcy!!

 

by joshb1214
10-20-09
Who the hell is this, Holly?
She loves me bitch!
You love me right?
Well, a little...
*snicker snicker* A "little" what?

 

Hello Father, who's your favorite saint?
Drew Brees!
by joshb1214, 10-20-09

 

by joshb1214
10-22-09
So i says, you can't spin the gravitons without spanking the hydroelectric doohickey!
Haha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by joshb1214
10-22-09
Take that stick bitch take it!
Bite that stick like a litlle monkey!
What are you watching boy?
A dog on youtube!

 

by joshb1214
10-22-09
Screw you!
You girl stealer!
It's not my fault she wanted some bigger meat!
Whatever!
Oh, Bite me!
Maybe I will...

 

by joshb1214
10-26-09
If Gitmo Bay didn't have healthcare
I'm Michael Moore and I'm fighting for Healthcare in Guantanamo Bay!
If Gitmo did... which it does.
I'm Michael Moore and I believe that these terrorists should not have Universal Healthcare if we don't!
Douche..

 

by joshb1214
10-26-09
If Gitmo Bay didn't have healthcare
I'm Michael Moore and I'm fighting for Healthcare in Guantanamo Bay!
If Gitmo did... which it does.
I'm Michael Moore and I believe that these terrorists should not have Universal Healthcare if we don't!
Douche..

 

by joshb1214
10-26-09
Guess What?
What?
Chicken Butt!
.....
That was awful. Like waffle without the W.

 

by joshb1214
10-28-09
Hey you, whatcha doing?
Oh, nothing. There's this girl that I like and I was practicing pickup lines.
Why do you need to practice?
Because every time I get around her I get speechless.
Who is it?
I'm speechless.

 

by joshb1214
10-28-09
Ok son, if we're going fishing there's somethings you need to learn.
Ok, daddy!
First we have to set up your pole.
I know how to do that!
Then, you have to master baiting.

 

by joshb1214
12-29-09
Are you ready for your prostate exam?
Only if you're ready for yours!

 

by joshb1214
12-29-09
So uhh.. are you gonna eat me?
No... I'm on a low chicken diet.
But you're *ahem*, *ahem ahem*, *ahem*, *ahem ahem*

 

by joshb1214
12-29-09
Santa, for Christmas I want a-
Sorry the sign outside says "Satan" not "Santa"
Anyway, I want a pitchfo-
You're at the bottom of the Earth. I think you wanted the top.
So I've been naughty?

 

by joshb1214
12-29-09
Hey Sandra, who are those people on the screen?
I don't know but they keep watching us. I'm scared.
Oh wait, I think they're statues.
No, I know what they are! They're part of a comic.
Let's read it!
Naw that comic looks like it sucks.

 

by joshb1214
6-17-11
#SWAG BITCH.
Are you bi-polar?
I'm.. Bi-Winning
Idk why the last narration exists
I'm sorry, did you say, Bi-Sexual?
I'm a friggin rockstar from Mars=Bi-Winning
Losers can't handle double the winning.
Does not compute, does not compute, dad nuts cunt poop.

 

by joshb1214
6-17-11
Twatlight
Hmm, Bestiality or Necrophilia?
I'm soooo gonna suck your neck and not bite you and drink your blood, no matter how close I am.
I hope that little kat ready for this big doggy. *Woof*

 

Where's a mexican when you need one?
by joshb1214, 6-18-11

 

by joshb1214
6-18-11
Smother in a puddle of your own filth.
I do. It's called a bath.
I fucked your mom in the Albert.
HOORAY FOR BUTTSEX!
I HATE BRITNEY SPEARS.
NO! YOU LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHE DID NOTHING TO YOU. *SNIFFLE*

 

by joshb1214
6-18-11
YOU OUTSMART WOMEN! EPIC FUCKING WIN
I came once. It'll be a long time before I come again. But you'll know ;)
DAMNIT JUDAS!

 

by joshb1214
6-18-11
Jesus can walk on water. I swim on land..
I'm a friggin rockstar from mars. WINNING.
I am Jesus.

 

by joshb1214
6-18-11
And which one of you doesn't have an STD?

 

by joshb1214
6-18-11
Unemployment-1865
So sorry, we're short, err low, err, full on jobs.

Showing page 1.