All comics by jthm_guitarist

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
man I sure do suck
man you sure do suck

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
*ahem*
sup y'all

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
CHEN I AM VERY DISSAPONTED IN YOUR PERFORMANCE THIS MONTH
oh for real dogg?
I WILL NEED TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION
oh man i know what this means.
GET OVER HERE!
yes sir...

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
Hey, Chen! Wait up!
oh dang if it isn't the boss.
Whoa son! What happened to you?
well, uh, actually...
Ha ha! Looks to me like you got raped inside out!
man i would find that tasteless even if i hadn't just been raped.

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
Human Resources, how can I help you today?
well uh i was raped again by my supervisor, and frankly i am tired of it.

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
Wait wait wait. Wait. You were RAPED this morning? By MELVIN?
uh yeah that's what it amounts to.
And the Human Resources didn't even do anything?
not really, i mean i waited there for like two whole panels.
Damn son. Looks like you're literally the office bitch.
i wish that maria chick never quit. i bet i am less submissive than her.

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
maybe walking home today will take my mind off work.
dang if i didn't go and get myself lost in some alley! i am so STUPID! STUPID!
fuck.
hEY THERE PRETTY BOY>

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
are you going to rape me too?
aRE YOU CALLING ME A FAG/
no, er, i mean, well-
bITCH JUST HAND OVER THE MONEY1
this is not the worst part of my day.
uSUALLY I WOULD BEAT YOU UP RIGHT NOW BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR ASS>

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
well i finally made it home. looks like i'm alive to boot.
perhaps i should er, clean myself up.
LATER
maybe i'll just sell this double bed. lord knows i will never get use out of it.

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
THE NEXT DAY
*sigh* maybe today will be better.
Oh, hey Chen. The boss is looking for you.
oh dang now what could he want?
Oh come now. It could be something postive!
no it can't man, i am sure i woke up today.

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
I assume you know why you're here.
what am i supposed to say to that? yes? no?
shit he is seriously waiting for an answer on this one.
um... am i here because you found my glasses?

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-02-08
Hey there everyone, thanks for coming out tonight.
I'm Duane and we are The Fembots. Our first and only number is going to be a 20 minute cover of Message in a Bottle.
THIS IS METAL NIGHT!
a one, a two...

 

by jthm_guitarist
11-30-08
Fuck! I wasted all evening reading web comics and I have a ton of homework to do! Time to stop this shit!
*next*

 

by jthm_guitarist
1-04-09
I'M GOING TO SEE STAR WARS FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY!
LUKE DIES!
DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU DICK
LEIA DIES!
I hear raccoon are scarce in these parts.
Johnny stomps the SHIT out of them at night.

 

by jthm_guitarist
1-04-09
ONE FATEFUL CHRISTMAS EVE
hahaha i yea haha my name is justin and i be da druma
my insertion its flameddd
Ya me also is it is so tite
Meds for cheap and sick
Dats da sikkest evah and I enjoi da xhardcorex musick
I am jammed with shit so dont't knock it over.

 

by jthm_guitarist
1-04-09
Fuckin' wife got me SHIT FLIP FLOPS
Dang ol', layers of layered dip and far between SOUP BOWL IS SATISFACTORY
Sizzler is alright.
Wine tasting is sorta gay.
I'm the new Baconator from Wendy's!
BIG TIME ASSHOLE, for a SHIT BAKERY

 

by jthm_guitarist
1-04-09
You see the David Letterman last night?
No
Jay Leno?
No
Kung Fu Panda?
Fucking Dan Raymond is like shooting a gun with a handful of SHIT

 

by jthm_guitarist
2-17-09
Get the fuck over there
Yessir
Ima spray you with this hose
Yessir
Oh dang I'm outta water. Wait here?
No'sir

 

by jthm_guitarist
2-17-09
OMG THERE ARE ZOMBIES
Don't care
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO OUR LIFE IS AT STAKE HERE
Don't care shut up don't care
OH MY GOD THERE ARE ZOMBIES AND YOU ARE JUST SITTING THERE PLAYING YOUR VIDEO GAMES WE HAVE GOT TO THINK OF A THING TO DO ABOUT THESE ZOMBIES
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

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