Office by jthm_guitarist11-02-08 CHEN I AM VERY DISSAPONTED IN YOUR PERFORMANCE THIS MONTH oh for real dogg? I WILL NEED TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION oh man i know what this means. GET OVER HERE! yes sir...
Office 2 by jthm_guitarist11-02-08 Hey, Chen! Wait up! oh dang if it isn't the boss. Whoa son! What happened to you? well, uh, actually... Ha ha! Looks to me like you got raped inside out! man i would find that tasteless even if i hadn't just been raped.
Office 3 by jthm_guitarist11-02-08 Human Resources, how can I help you today? well uh i was raped again by my supervisor, and frankly i am tired of it.
Office 4 by jthm_guitarist11-02-08 Wait wait wait. Wait. You were RAPED this morning? By MELVIN? uh yeah that's what it amounts to. And the Human Resources didn't even do anything? not really, i mean i waited there for like two whole panels. Damn son. Looks like you're literally the office bitch. i wish that maria chick never quit. i bet i am less submissive than her.
Office 5 by jthm_guitarist11-02-08 maybe walking home today will take my mind off work. dang if i didn't go and get myself lost in some alley! i am so STUPID! STUPID! fuck. hEY THERE PRETTY BOY>
Office 6 by jthm_guitarist11-02-08 are you going to rape me too? aRE YOU CALLING ME A FAG/ no, er, i mean, well- bITCH JUST HAND OVER THE MONEY1 this is not the worst part of my day. uSUALLY I WOULD BEAT YOU UP RIGHT NOW BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR ASS>
Office 7 by jthm_guitarist11-02-08 well i finally made it home. looks like i'm alive to boot. perhaps i should er, clean myself up. LATER maybe i'll just sell this double bed. lord knows i will never get use out of it.
Office 8 by jthm_guitarist11-02-08 THE NEXT DAY *sigh* maybe today will be better. Oh, hey Chen. The boss is looking for you. oh dang now what could he want? Oh come now. It could be something postive! no it can't man, i am sure i woke up today.
Office 9 by jthm_guitarist11-02-08 I assume you know why you're here. what am i supposed to say to that? yes? no? shit he is seriously waiting for an answer on this one. um... am i here because you found my glasses?
Metal Night by jthm_guitarist11-02-08 Hey there everyone, thanks for coming out tonight. I'm Duane and we are The Fembots. Our first and only number is going to be a 20 minute cover of Message in a Bottle. THIS IS METAL NIGHT! a one, a two...
Basically Every Day by jthm_guitarist11-30-08 Fuck! I wasted all evening reading web comics and I have a ton of homework to do! Time to stop this shit! *next*
Jacky Cline's Beach Bonanza by jthm_guitarist1-04-09 I'M GOING TO SEE STAR WARS FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY! LUKE DIES! DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU DICK LEIA DIES! I hear raccoon are scarce in these parts. Johnny stomps the SHIT out of them at night.
Dis B Da Druma by jthm_guitarist1-04-09 ONE FATEFUL CHRISTMAS EVE hahaha i yea haha my name is justin and i be da druma my insertion its flameddd Ya me also is it is so tite Meds for cheap and sick Dats da sikkest evah and I enjoi da xhardcorex musick I am jammed with shit so dont't knock it over.
Here, in My Car. by jthm_guitarist1-04-09 Fuckin' wife got me SHIT FLIP FLOPS Dang ol', layers of layered dip and far between SOUP BOWL IS SATISFACTORY Sizzler is alright. Wine tasting is sorta gay. I'm the new Baconator from Wendy's! BIG TIME ASSHOLE, for a SHIT BAKERY
Strong Intuition by jthm_guitarist1-04-09 You see the David Letterman last night? No Jay Leno? No Kung Fu Panda? Fucking Dan Raymond is like shooting a gun with a handful of SHIT
The Duck that Wouldn't Wait by jthm_guitarist2-17-09 Get the fuck over there Yessir Ima spray you with this hose Yessir Oh dang I'm outta water. Wait here? No'sir
He's on the Last Boss by jthm_guitarist2-17-09 OMG THERE ARE ZOMBIES Don't care WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO OUR LIFE IS AT STAKE HERE Don't care shut up don't care OH MY GOD THERE ARE ZOMBIES AND YOU ARE JUST SITTING THERE PLAYING YOUR VIDEO GAMES WE HAVE GOT TO THINK OF A THING TO DO ABOUT THESE ZOMBIES Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up