Surrealist Monkey Theater #1 by juunanagou2-19-02 One find day in an un-named desert Hey! Guess what!! Please don't let him find my donuts. THAT'S WHAT!! Must control fist of death! Heehee!! Get it?! Hahaha. Die you demon hound!
Surrealist Monkey Theater #2 by juunanagou2-19-02 Hey! Did you do your homework last night? I am Horuzog, King of the Damned! I don't need to do homework petty human!! Oookay! You will die a horrible painful death puny mortal!! Dude! You gotta work on your people skills! Sorry.
Surrealist Monkey Theater #3 by juunanagou2-19-02 Wake me up before you go-go! Bad dream bad dream bad dream! Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-you! Nope, a drug hallucination no doubt. Shouldn't have taken that acid. Hmm. What to do? Hey! Wanna see me pull a rabbit outta my hat? If I killed my roomate, would it be murder or justifiable homicide?
Surrealist Monkey Theater #4 : Juuhachigou by juunanagou2-19-02 One fine day... Hey! Juuhachigou! I'm gonna go down to the store for some more hentai manga! Wanna go? Did she say...Hentai? Do I go and risk my eternal soul? Or do I say and live in misery? Decisions decisions! Well? I'm leaving now. You coming? I'm undecided.
Surrealist Monkey Theater #5 by juunanagou2-19-02 In the middle of nowhere!! You know, it's your own damn fault we're lost. Whoopsy. How was I supposed to know the damn thing was upside down. ...! Well, we might as well find the nearest brothel and stay there for the night. You're an idiot Dryden. Thank you!
Juuhachigou's Deathday! by juunanagou2-19-02 It's Juuhachigou's Deathday! Guess what weird looking cow thing! I'm gonna die!! Umm... now? Oh yes! Today is a good day to die! I will die a glorious death!! Umm... Just try not to get any blood on my new leather shoes OK?
Juunanagou's New Job by juunanagou2-19-02 Juunanagou gets a job as Hell's official greeter. Whoa buddy! You can't kill yourself here! And why not?! You're already dead you baka!! Says here that you're right. Oh hell. Welcome to Hell folks! Exactly.
Juunanagou's New Job Part 2 by juunanagou2-19-02 Juunanagou meets someone unexpected! Hey Jesus! What are you doing in Hell? Just taking a day trip. This cross weighs a fucking ton. You know that? Um...ok Jesus. Buh-bye!
Juunanagou's New Job Part 3 by juunanagou2-19-02 Juunanagou catches up with an old friend. Wait a second! Weren't you that girl who used to beat me up and take my lunch money in the 5th grade?! Umm...I guess so. Heehee!! Umm...you're scaring me! Revenge is a dish best served deep-fried! I love working in Hell! AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Surrealist Monkey Theater #6 : Chichi's Laboratory!! by juunanagou2-19-02 In Chichi's lab... You haven't seen my roomate have you? Hmm. Let me think. Where did she go?... Oh yeah! She's in the particle accelerator! You are one sick puppy Chichi. Oh I know. But I've got my reputation as a mad scientist to uphold.
Crouching Tiger Hidden Juuhachigou by juunanagou2-19-02 Howdy y'all! Juuhachigou! I challange you to a duel!! Baka! Juuhachigou is over there! Juuhachigou! I challange you to a duel!! Why must you mock me so? Now I must kill you. Shi-ne!! Later... Soo...what happened to that weird-ass skeleton dude? I smote him well.
Making fun!! :P by juunanagou2-19-02 Hey! Juuhachgou! Let's laugh at the stoner no baka! Doom doom doom doom. His ugliness defies description. Wow. Look who's pissy today!! Anybody wanna fuck?!?! Hahaha! I have not yet begun to get pissy! Look at this sad specimen of humanity!
Making fun!! :P Part 2 by juunanagou2-19-02 That one WAS scary but get a load of this freak!! Heehee! Anybody seen my horse? See, it takes all kinds! Cowboy no baka!! Whoa! Talk about delusional! Do they even allow horses in major cities? I have no idea Juuhachigou. EEP!! Scary monkey!! Heehee!
Surrealist Monkey Theater #7 by juunanagou2-19-02 The Omnipotent Dog Creature might have the answer. Excuse me but...do you know where the little robot's room is? WOOOOOFFF! Don't ask me that!! Whoops. Looks like Anni isn't gonna be much help. Excuse me... Get lost sicko. I haven't had my morning coffee yet!! Juunanagou's latent psychic abilities at work!! Excuse... Down the hall, second door on the left. Ya can't miss it.
Juunanagou short #1 : Idiots by juunanagou2-19-02 Hey Juunanagou! How do you work the TV remote? Press the buttons you idiot! No, I don't mind being surrounded by complete idiots. It's something you just learn to deal with. But god damn, does it get annoying!! Hey Juunanagou! Do you know what 2 + 2 is?
Juunanagou short #2 : Dryden smackdown by juunanagou2-19-02 Outside of Juunanagou's apartment building. What the...?! Dryden tried to pinch an amateur mud wrestler's butt and she piledrived him! Is he all right Jaime? Yeah. He should be able to walk in say...a month or two. Yikes! Sounds harsh. Yeah, but you know it's his own damn fault. Damn hentai beatnik freak.
Another fine day in HELL!!!! Part 1 by juunanagou2-19-02 One fine day in Hell... Welcome to Hell Legato-sama! You're kidding me. This is it?! Um...I'm afraid so Legato. We're still redecorating. The plot thickens!! Uh oh. Legato-sama, Satan doesn't like competition. I am Horuzog!! I will kick Satan's red, warty ass!! BLEGHHH!!
Another fine day in HELL!!!! Part 2 by juunanagou2-19-02 Hahahahahaha! Puny Satan!! I will crush you for I am Horuzog!! ??? Riiiggghhhtt.
Another fine day in HELL!!!! Part 3 by juunanagou2-19-02 Satan defends Hell from Horuzog in a righteous battle royale!! I shall defeat you Puny Satan!! Just shut up and fight you giant mutt! Horuzog makes the first move... Feel the power of my wrath!!! ...and Satan doesn't even move an inch! Wha...?! Jesus H. Christ! You fight like wet noodle!
Another fine day in HELL!!!! Part 3 by juunanagou2-19-02 The Battle rages on!! How...? Now it's my turn butt ugly!! SATANIC FIREBALL ATTACK...ACTIVATE!! And Satan emerges victorious with only one blow!! ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! Ha! No one can withstand my Satanic Fireball Attack!! Suck on that Dog Shit!! Way to go Satan!! Son of a bitch. Teach him to try and take over Hell.
Another fine day in HELL!!!! Epilogue (There is no part 4!) by juunanagou2-19-02 Sure hope you learned your lesson Legato. Yeah. Messing with Satan hurts. Um...no. Damn. Got any ice packs?
Legato finds out the meaning of life! by juunanagou2-19-02 Say...Jesus? What is the meaning of life? Aw damn. Not this question again!! Soo, what is it? HUH JESUS?! ANSWER ME!! Oh, allright you pushy son of a bitch. The meaning of life is... What?! What?! Tell me!! A good chicken salad sandwhich!!
Surrealist Monkey Theater : Meet the players by juunanagou2-19-02 Juunanagou the cynical anti-hero and Legato the Demon-infested schitzo Howdy!! I hate you all. *burp* Juuhachigou the psycho rabbit and Anni the coffee dependent roomate from Hell I have not yet decided. Leave me be! Fuck off. Where's my coffee bitch? Chichi the anime-obsessed mad scientist and Dryden the Hentai Beatnik freak Hmm. I wonder what would happen if I combined the DNA of Godzilla and Pikachu? Hey! Squishy! Let's do the wild thing! You'll have the time of your life!!
Goku-bot 2000 by juunanagou2-19-02 Moomoomoo. Leggo my eggo!! Looks like Goku-bot 2000 needs some work. Moomoomoo. Leggo my eggo!! Maybe if I increase his memory capacity, he'll be able say something else other than "Leggo my Eggo". Some time later... Moomoomoo. Leggo my eggo!! Or... maybe not.
Goku-bot 2000 : Where's the beef? by juunanagou2-19-02 Alrighty then Goku-bot, let's work on your Kamehameha wave!! Where's the beef? Listen Goku-bot! You're never gonna reach Super Saibot form unless you train!! So concentrate!! Beef. It's what's for dinner. *sigh* You're hopeless. Take the Pepsi Challange today!
One of those days by juunanagou2-19-02 Gimme the money or you sleep with the fishes. Umm... I AM a fish. It's just one of those days No, honestly. I bit him! Get it?! Get the joke? Hehehehehehe! Squirrel! I am Legato's evil twin, Gotenks!! Bwahahahaha!
Meet Gotenks by juunanagou2-19-02 I am Gotenks, Legato's evil twin!! Fear me!! I will kill you all!... But only after I finish watching Escaflowne. Jeeze Gotenks. You're such a sucker for magical girls.
Not exactly the effect he was going for. by juunanagou2-19-02 Soo... you're the almighty, fearsome Gotenks. Yup. Fear me. You're cute. Umm...
Gotenks visits Hell by juunanagou2-19-02 Owwy. Being dead hurts like a son of a bitch. Shut up and get back to work before I stick you again!
Goku-bot 2000 : Gotenks' plan by juunanagou2-19-02 Heehee. I will hot-wire Goku-bot 2000 and destroy them all!! The end is near robot! They will taste destruction!! Ka-me-ha-me...HA!! Milk. It does a body good!
Surrealist Monkey Theater #8 by juunanagou2-19-02 Hey, hey hey!! What's a nice looking girl like you doing in a place like this? Umm...I live here Dryden. How 'bout you and me do the wild thing right here and now? She digs me. You need to lay off the crack Dryden.
A meeting of two minds by juunanagou2-19-02 Hey there! Stop staring at my phallic ear! Why doth thou mock me?! Umm... SHHHHIIIIIIIII-NE!!! I smote you well. Itai!
Ear envy by juunanagou2-19-02 Juuhachigou! Get out of that girl's body! What?! I like having two functional ears! Oh sweet jesus on a stick. Yes. Fine. Are you happy now?! Dream wrecker!!
The Satanic Host by juunanagou2-19-02 It's Satan!! Oh, I didn't hear you come in. If I'd known you were coming, I would have made something. That's gotta hurt. Someone will burn for this error. Owwy!
Surrealist Monkey Theater #9 : Hello Sailor by juunanagou2-19-02 Heehee. Just face it. You've got a crush on Sailor Jupiter! I do NOT have a crush on Sailor Jupiter. I think she's a good fighter that's all. There's no point in hiding it Gotenks. I've looked at your diary. Is that including the nude drawings in the back? Yup. You bastard.
Surrealist Monkey Theater #10 : Jaime unmasked!! by juunanagou2-19-02 Jesus Jaime. What happened to your Tiki mask? I got sick of it. Decided for more of a..."goth" kinda look. Hey, do you have fangs and a cape? Hell no! I'm not THAT pathetic. Damn. I was gonna tell you to bite me. Gomen. My bad.
Surrealist Monkey Theater #11 : Brother O' Mine by juunanagou2-19-02 *blub blub* I will kill you all! *blub blub* Jesus H. Christ Gotenks!! Get the hell out of the aquarium!! Whoa. Your brother is a serious freak Legato. Thanks for reminding me. No problem.
Surrealist Monkey Theater #11 by juunanagou2-19-02 Next...On Jerry Springer... I try hard not to watch. Hey, Legato. It's Trish. I just called to say, it's not working out. No hard feeling OK? Bye. I try not to think about it. "Hey Legato-sama. Sure I'd like to have a threesome. Just not with you. Love Kandi" I keep trying to get away but it keeps dragging me back in.
Surrealist Monkey Theater #13 : There is no #12 by juunanagou2-19-02 Your pitiful kicks don't frighten me. Oh yeah? I'll kick your ass! Victory is Juunanagou's Neat!
Surrealist Monkey Theater #14 by juunanagou2-19-02 Hi Gohan! What's up? Nothing. Got any plans for tonight? No. Damn. You're no fun. Umm...
Surrealist Monkey Theater #15 by juunanagou2-20-02 Hey Gotenks. Have you seen Legato? No. Shut up or I'll kill you. Hehee. You are sooo damn cute. You know that? ... Leave me alone woman!!
Surrealist Monkey Theater #16 by juunanagou2-20-02 Hey Legato! You know what day it is? No. It's Hump Day!! What the...?! Hahahahaha hahaha haha haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh. It must be Wednesday then. Heh.
Surrealist Monkey Theater #17 by juunanagou2-20-02 You know it isn't nice to dye your hair, steal my clothes and impersonate me Gotenk. Shut up and die. This hair dye makes my scalp itch. I knew I should have done that test on the box. Now I must kill something. *sigh* Why me Lord? Why me? Hey look! A poodle!! Here doggy doggy doggy!
Goku-bot 2000 : The training continues by juunanagou2-20-02 Wow Goku-bot! Your energy levels are through the roof! Mento's the FRESH MAKER!!! Keep this up and you'll be in Super Saibot form in no time!! A limited time only. While supplies last! And it's not available in any stores!!
Surrealist Monkey Theater #18 by juunanagou2-20-02 I wish you would stop brooding like this. What's wrong with brooding? Um... maybe you haven't noticed yet but your negative energy leveled Detroit. Really... Not like it's much of a change.
Surrealist Monkey Theater #19 by juunanagou2-20-02 Nail. Nail! Nail!!! Allen! What the hell are you doing in my room?! Duh. Pounding a nail through my skull. Isn't it obvious? Oookay. What ever Allen. Just don't get blood on the new carpet. *sigh* Such is life.
Surrealist Monkey Theater #20 by juunanagou2-20-02 AHHH!!! NOOOO! What the hell are you babbling on about Juunanagou? Oh. It's only you Krillin. For a minuet there, I thought you were Legato. What the hell? Now I feel insulted.
The Dunk Tank of Doom!! by juunanagou2-20-02 What's up with the line Krillin? Somebody got Dryden drunk and put him in a dunk tank full of acid. We're gonna see who's the first to dunk him!! Haha! I shall kill him!! I want his skull for my collection for I am Horuzog!! I told you to reverse the polarity Chichi. I told you! Oh shut up Jaime. I may be a squirrel but I can still bite yer head off.
Never talk to strangers. by juunanagou2-20-02 Must get...eyedrops! Hey mister. Why are your eyes so big? GAAHHH!! DIE FOUL SATANIC SPAWN!! DIE!! Whoa.