the man, the myth, the artist. by jwilman1-14-02 Hello, I am Jay Wilman. I run a website. oh god! WEEEEEEEHAW!
night on the town by jwilman1-14-02 Jay Wilman and James Provost spent a day in the city Welp, it's the apocolypse. yup. you're going to shoot me, aren't you? no.
remember the alamo by jwilman1-14-02 we must not let them take the fort! Sir! It's they're secret weapon! Ugly Children! well fuck.
mass media by jwilman1-14-02 WWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! oh god! we're on fire! damn you pop culture! later... Taco bell? sure.
fight! by jwilman1-14-02 I've got a shotgun full of salt. I'm gunna shoot you in the face with it. bring it! this'll learn him to bust my tomato! *girlish shriek!* whoops! that was the jesusify cannon! well fuck me.
the life of the artist by jwilman1-14-02 Life decides to pick on Jay some more. Hi I'm life. MY FRIGGIN EYE! oh god! please stop the beating! and some more. MY FRIGGIN EYE!
alamoliciuos by jwilman1-14-02 think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts... ..think unsexy thoughts think un damn his ass is so- FUCK. WEEHAW!
jay vs at home by jwilman1-15-02 Jay Wilman prepares to update his website in his secret underground labratory. I'll just login to my rogers at home webspace... It'll accept my password any time. I did their stupid transition, it's going to work. cockass motherfuckers.
jay vs rogers 2 by jwilman1-15-02 A few hours later, a rogers tech support representative arrives on the scene. Good of you to come. I suggest you fix my rogers webspace before I fuck your face off with a staple gun. well, the thing about that is... I'll just get my staple gun.. yeeeeeeee! the insanity continues! Well fuck. better get my ass kicking hat.
jay vs rogers at home 3 by jwilman1-15-02 Instantaneous movement! shit. going somewhere? A minion defeated, but will Jay get his man? I'm about to die, aren't I? I won't lie to you. yes.
victory by jwilman1-15-02 Jay visits the president of rogers at home! I believe that I am paying... ....... I believe ..... case closed. AAAAGGGGHHHH!
or not by jwilman1-15-02 now that peace has been restored to the universe, I can get back to updating my webpage. Lets see... cuteftp it up.. cannot connect to server... well fuck me up with a fishstick.
it never ends by jwilman1-15-02 It's almost as if the world DOESNT want to see my art... BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAH! fuck. WEEEEEHAW!
jamie and jay by jwilman1-16-02 Jamie decides to pay Jay a visit. what up, fuckwit? Jay, you're a grade twelve gifted student taking writers craft, you write impressive short stories and essays, and you have a huge vocabulary. Why don't you use a word other than fuck? Shut the fuck up, fuck for brains. fair enough.
mmmmmmmmmmmgo go go by jwilman1-21-02 This comic will have no violence, gratuitous swearing, or people on fire.
don't read this one by jwilman1-21-02 James crazy antics land them in jail. i'm not talking to you anymore, you fucking dork. look man, I'm sorry I got us thrown is jail. I swear to god I thought he was dead! Good call, fuckass. It was the goddamn president of the united fucking postal service. I didn't mean to rape your sister, I swear to god I thought it madonna! Alright, now you're fucking dead. I mean, uh.... forgive and forget?
or this one by jwilman1-21-02 so yeah, that jay wilman guy, what a prick. He tried to install ONI on me. Can you imagine? Jay wilman licks cock! excuse me? uh.... I said jwilman likes Ice Cream. okay then. FAG