All comics by keyoung

Profile

 

by keyoung
9-06-02
if there is no transcendent meaning to life is suicide justified?
hi! i'm sammy the squirrel, what's your name?
my rodent brain is not equipt to ponder philosophical questions. self destruct in 3... 2...
my name's bill.

 

by keyoung
9-06-02
if life is absurd is the only correct response to this absurdity the action of revolting?
silly elephant! i can't think, these ridiculous pony tails are cutting off any circulation to my brain!
i kick my foot in revolt to your silly question!
i can see your underpants.

 

by keyoung
9-06-02
can i still find value in my life if there is no greater cosmic meaning?
how am i supposed to know, i'm a bear drawn in the style of the great new york artist jean-michel basquiat.
i don't get it.

 

by keyoung
9-06-02
why won't anyone discuss camus with me?
well, i for one cannot conceive that a skeptical metaphysics can be joined to an ethics of renunciation.
i think i love you.

 

by keyoung
9-07-02
hey bill, how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
i don't know, how many?
none, because they all like to sit in the dark and cry!
i'm wearing converse sneakers.

 

by keyoung
9-07-02
good lord! you're leo tolstoy, aren't you?
yup.
bastard.

 

by keyoung
9-07-02
hey man, you're, like, not going to let our philosophical differences get in the way are you? coz i, like, think we could be really great friends, man.
you believe that the only way meaning can be found in life is by connecting the finite and the infinite. are you saying i shouldn't let this bother me?
yeah... so ummmm... ya wanna go get coffee?

 

by keyoung
9-07-02
hey man, i'm glad we could set aside our differences and be friends.
who said we're friends? i can't stand you. in fact i just set fire to your socks.
damn.

 

by keyoung
9-08-02
so have you found the ultimate connection between the finite and the infite now tolstoy?
well, no. i appear to have simply become a smoking pile of ash; which has somehow retained its ability to think.
told you so.

 

by keyoung
9-08-02
i can turn and walk away... or i can fire the guy... staring at the sky... staring at the sun... which ever i chose... it amounts to the same... absolutely nothin'...
i'm alive... i'm dead... i'm the stranger... killing an arab...
i'm alive.. i'm dead... i'm the stranger... killing an arab...
i love the cure.

 

by keyoung
9-08-02
hey greg, how's it going?
bzzzzzzzzzzzz bzz bzzzzzz
what was that?
i said, i think my family wants to kill me.
say, did you notice that you seem to have become a hediously ugly insect?
fucker.

 

by keyoung
9-08-02
Her name is Yoshimi - she's a black belt in karate... Working for the city - she has to discipline her body...
Cause she knows that it's demanding to defeat these... Evil machines - I know she can beat them...
Oh Yoshimi - They don't believe me... But you wno't let those - Robots defeat me... Oh Yoshimi - They don't believe me... But you won't let those - Robots eat me...

 

by keyoung
9-09-02
i want to be a machine.
you are a machine.
i was quoting andy warhol.

 

by keyoung
9-10-02
hey bill, how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
i don't know, how many?
two, one to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine parts.
weird.

Showing page 1.