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Seeing as how you're new, I'm going to give you the heads up.
Sounds good.
Comedy has changed these days. The more idiotic, distasteful, moronic, crude, loud, and obnoxious it is, the more it sells to the masses.
Alright, I'll keep that in mind.
To help you further understand this, I have enlisted the aid of someone who can show you how this is done. Here's his card.
"Andy Milonakis, the dumbest fuck the comedy world has to offer."

 

Whatcha doing?
Oh man, this is great! YOU HAVE TO COME CHECK THIS OUT!
TAKE A LOOK!
HOLY...
DUDE, your parents are fucking in that room!
Haha, made you look!

 

Whoah, you look like hell.
I'm tired from last night.
Looks like you didn't get any sleep? What's the deal?
I fucked this hot MILF last night.
Oh damn. How was it?
Hell yeah! Can you believe your Mom paid me too?

 

My stomach is still upset from last night.
Why?
I think it was all the drinking I did.
Tsk, tsk. I told you stop.
But I couldn't! It tasted so good!
One girl can only swallow so much cum.

 

I think I'm in love with my girlfriend.
Oh yeah?
Every time we're together, every time we make love, it's absolutely magical. I've never felt this way about a girl before in my life.
Wow, that's awesome.
Plus, she lets me shit on her chest.
If shitting on someone's chest isn't love, then I don't know what is.

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