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by konstansis
3-05-06
China...
I am so happy that China is becoming a super power. It is cmpletely logical that we should continue hating Japan in a childish, over emotional unquestioning way.
Yes, Japan is bad to us. I know so because our government told us so.
A foreigner told me that China has done bad things too, like helped the Khmer Rouge carry out unspeakable acts of genocide. But I don't believe him because our government never told us this.
Yes he must be lying, because our government never told us this.
Our government is all knowing and I question nothing. Questions have no place in communist China.
Yes. Come, let us go and work on our business degrees then get a job in an office where we question nothing like every other Chinese person.

 

by konstansis
3-05-06
Meanwhile, in some church...
Why hello there dear child, aren't you a nice young christian . . . . . . Does your mommy know you are here?
No Mr.Priest, I am completely unsupervised here. No one knows I am here.
Ooooohhhhhh yeeeeaaahhhh.....
Suddenly...!
Oh dear lord! oh . . uh Father!! Um how nice of you to drop by!
Cut the crap asswipe!! I know what you were thinking! YOU'RE GOIN STRAIGHT TO HELL!

 

by konstansis
3-05-06
Seinfeld...
... so I brought her home and we did our stuff and afterwards she said, 'no snuggling!'
She said 'no snuggling'?
10 minutes later...
She told me no snuggling.
No snuggling at all?
20 minutes later...
Snuggling, was a no no!
Snuggling didn't take place?

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