All comics by kurplunk

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by kurplunk
6-10-09
I remember the first time I had sex.
It was really scary.
I was all alone.

 

by kurplunk
6-10-09
I bought weights once.
I only used them when I moved.

 

by kurplunk
6-13-09
I was watching a documentary on how the Grand Cannon was formed.
It was an eye opener.
I always thought they were formed by a Jew accidentally dropping a nickel down a gopher hole.

 

by kurplunk
6-13-09
I couldn't get this girl to stop fucking me.
So I developed a plan to make her stop.
I married her.

 

by kurplunk
6-17-09
Called my girl at 2am.
Her mom told me to stop calling.
her mom sounded hot.

 

by kurplunk
6-17-09
Sorry about the mess.
I coudln't call this girl, because of her mom.
or should I say. Her 'Mom."

 

by kurplunk
6-17-09
I was wondering why Jews have big noses.
Then I realised.
Air is free.

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