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by laemusGT
11-27-02
First strip. It sucks. Leave me alone. I AM SCARED OK OH MY GOD STOP STARING!
So, I was thinking the other day...
Yeah? Were they sexy thoughts?
Yeah. Why? Cos like, I'm not into that kinky Asian porn shit, ok? So don't you fucking dare. Besides, you look about 2.
Shit...moved too fast...again...
To Be Continued!
OH MY GOD, WILL YOU AT LEAST LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING?
Can't...move...eyes....

 

by laemusGT
11-28-02
They didn't like my strip.
But I thought it was comic genius. The part about the eyes, the CAPS, everything was perfect.
You really think so? Cos, y'know, I have other talents, being a fucked up cartoon cow and all.
I thought it was a bit shitty, to be honest. I couldn't even pull the whole slut thing off...
To Be Continued!
You can pull something else off, if you want...
Get out of my house...

 

by laemusGT
11-29-02
The guy on the right is Rob. He's an insect, and everything!
So, yeah, people are hating me already and everything. It's pretty neat.
Why? What'd you do to annoy people?
Oh, I said I supported the strips of a guy called Bedlam, who appears to be the local racist KKK dude.
That's not cool. I'm disappointed in you.
Dedicated to all the pioneers of shit forum threads...And you, cunt.
Yeah, but look! I'm Jesus and everything! On a cross! And...and....BLACK!.....And...GAY!....HAHAHAHA!
OMG LMAFOPSJA! I'll go get my robes and pointy hat...

 

by laemusGT
11-30-02
I can't even be bothered to put a background in today,
Lazy Fucker.

 

by laemusGT
12-01-02
Today, we find our good friends outside, playing happily in the snow...
laemusGT is terribly depressed and heartbroken at the badness directed towards him in the last day. So I, Jenn the Chinese Asian, am taking over.
Man, I'm so useless...
I mean, just because he's a handsome 22-year old with lots of money and everything, doesn't mean you can abuse his poor soul like this!
Yeah....YEAH! I'm so cool!
And so, the search for a new sidekick begins.
You're fired. Take your shit, and get out.
Egotistical fucker...

 

by laemusGT
12-02-02
The Interview.
Ok Rob, before I give you the job, let's go through this one more time.
Ok, boss!
FUCK YOU, NIGGER!
HOMO!
Perfect! Now you know how this place works. Racist comments get ALL the attention! You're hired!
I'm so fucking proud...

 

by laemusGT
3-20-05
laemusGT, man of the people, has returned.
Been a while, eh?
No doubt about it. Been 3 whole years, hasn't it?
Yet, in those three years since his abcense, things appear to have changed...
So, I noticed, as I was perusing the site, that they edit swearing now.
Yes, which would indicate that this self-proclaimed "Man of the People" will have to amuse others not with filth, but with genuinely innovative guffaws.
Ha.
Err, yeah. Try the cuss-filter, man.
Naah, I think this whole "polar-bear in the snow" joke is a modern classic. I want more fucking crap like this.

 

by laemusGT
3-20-05
I just realised...
So, that filter thing. Just for non-members, eh?
Yeah. I'm really glad about that, it means there will once again be no effort on his part at all.
... there is no swear filter once logged in...
So, you looking forward to thrilling new material from him?
Yeah, I really want to see Jenn and Rob again. Those were SOLID characters, with dark and twisted histories. Involving the Spanish Mafia.
... ha.
Like your mom.
Fresh.

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