All comics by lerolero

 

by lerolero
1-11-03
Come with me to the fiery depths of hell!
But I've got a Capital One card...
Right well then I'll see you around...

 

by lerolero
1-11-03
One day in town...
Hey lady, wanna buy some Dam Fish?
Excuse me, son, but I don't appreciate you using the word "damn". Where is your mother? I would never allow my son to use such disgusting, profane words!
NO NO, you've got me all wrong. These fish are from the DAM... get it? Dam Fish.
Oh, I'm sorry, sonny, in that case, I would love to buy some from you.
Later that day...
Dinner will be ready soon, son, we are having Dam Fish!
*We can use bad words now?* Well all right, you fuckin' bitch, serve that shit up quick, I want my damn fish!

 

by lerolero
1-12-03
Satan, I know you've been using that darn rock music to control the youth of today!
Well I HAVE been using music to influence kids, but I wouldn't do it with something as obvious as rock anymore.
So what is it then?
Bwaahaha, foolish mortal woman, you will never know my plans!
Meanwhile...
Wow, Britney Spears in concert! I never get tired {must burn home and murder family} of listening to her music!
Oops, I {no one understands you, that's why you HAVE to do ecstacy} did it again...

 

by lerolero
1-12-03
Hey, did you see that girl that was...
Yeah, I saw lots of girls today.
Let me finish. So, did you see that girl, she was wearing a shirt that was...
Yeah, I saw lots of girls wearing shirts.
Ah forget it, jerk!
What?! Geez, you never finish what you're going to say!

 

by lerolero
1-12-03
Ohhhh man, I haven't eaten anything all day...
Hey, how's it going?
Arrghh!!!
Homicidal tendencies...another side effect of hunger...

 

by lerolero
1-14-03
I have skeletons in my closet!
You should come out of the closet.

 

by lerolero
1-14-03
I have skeletons in my closet!
It's too crowded in here.

 

by lerolero
1-14-03
I have skeletons in my closet!
Nice haircut.

 

by lerolero
1-14-03
I have skeletons in my closet!
You've lost weight.

 

by lerolero
1-14-03
I have skeletons in my closet!
I have a boner.

 

by lerolero
1-14-03
I had skeletons in my closet!
RAAR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOUR DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRETS!!!

 

by lerolero
1-15-03
helo i am the preest who will mary you. do you asain girl take the mad rappist to be youre lofful weded husband to cherrish and too hold??
i do!!
do you mad rappist take asain girl to be youre wife. to love no other till deth do's you part??
emmmmmm wate, do's this meen no more rapping from now on??
you got it
what!! no rappin!! well fien, BUT BEND OVER + TAKE IT LIKE A HOAR OEN LAST TIEM GODBOY!!

 

by lerolero
1-15-03
wehn a man maries a women
HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH
AH! POLEECE!! ITS RAPE!!
You have the right to remain silent...
teh bich set me up!!! FUKC YUO PIG, YUO HAEV TEH RITE TO BEND OVER AND TAKE TEH ASS RAPPING BICH!!!

 

by lerolero
1-23-03
What is this, a Garth Brooks music video? This sucks, dude, I'm going to change the channel...where is that remote...
Was that P Diddy and that guy from The Neptunes?!!! GARTH BROOKS RULES!!!!!!

 

by lerolero
1-26-03
What the crap?!! Why are you throwing that around?!!
SUPER CURVE BONUS!!!!

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