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by lesil
12-24-01
Her bumps into Him/Her her long term bossom enemy on the street
you are so ugly, you look like a guy with a dress and pigtails
uh uh.. girlfriend..... you are so wrong there
Him/Her takes on Her
uh.. yeah right you him/her
at least i dont have YOUR hairdo... that is just "wack"
Him/Her cant defend herself worth snot
oh yeah..... well at least i dont have your bushy man eyebrows
at least i actually HAVE eyebrows

 

by lesil
12-25-01
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by lesil
12-25-01
So wassup with you?
Hmmm... Not much.
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So wassup with you?

 

by lesil
12-26-01
Tony confronts Matt
Dude I'm sorry, I just don't think I'm ready for this kind of commitment
What? So now WEER breaking up?!
Tony doesn't think he's good enough to be in the band
Dude I'm sorry I just feel like I'm not good enough.
No, dude really Everyone thinks WEER good
Janel the asian slut chick beleives they were dating
OHH my god they're gay!!

 

by lesil
12-26-01
Joe needs a friend
Hey dude whats up?
Squekitty squek squek squequms
Joe needs a girlfriend.
So you busy tonight?
Squek chitter chatter!!
Joe needs a shrink
So I'll pick you up at 8:00, right?
He does know I'm a squirrel, right?

 

by lesil
12-26-01
Santa has worked for years and is finally about to receive his "pay"
Hi Santa, can I just have the money for Christmas?
Sure little boy, but it's in my pocket, you'll just have to reach in and get it. Ho Ho Ho! he he he!
HEY YOU SANTA CLAUSE!! You try molesting my boy again and I'll Kill you!
Oh YEAH?? You and what army?
Thats it dad!! Knock his teeth out! Cream Him! knock the jelly out of his jiggle! Tear him limb from Limb! thats it!
Why you big fat! Why you naughty little...

 

by lesil
12-26-01
Oh No! an eviction notice! hey I paid my rent , you paid my rent right?
No remember, you spent the money on pot dumbass, if not why the hell else would you be in this funky room and getting an eviction notice from your parents and why the hell would you be seeing me
Ohhh yeah that pot was really good, dude man I'm so wasted, maybe if I got really baked I could hallucinate that I spent it on a cheap whore, OhHhHHh YEAH!!!
Where the hell did you come from? Oh well, I only have a little while till my weed wears of so get on that bed and take off your clothes

 

by lesil
12-27-01
Hey, babe check out these moves.
mmmmm
ahhhh
ohhhhhhh yeaahhh
HiiiiiieYAH!!
AHHHH!!

 

by lesil
12-27-01
Jesus, I have a really big problem.
Well what is it little girl?
I just have to masterbate all the time... I'm really ashamed of myself
Oh ye of little faith...
What the hell you talking about?
Don't be ASHAMED, lots of people do it,why do you think my hands are nailed up here?

 

by lesil
12-27-01
Would you like some jelly and biscuits?
DON'T PATRONIZE ME YOU INSOLENT DOG!
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What kind is it?
currant
EEEWWWWWWWWW!!!

 

by lesil
12-27-01
Janel is unusual type of woman, she can hear what men think
Hmmm, nice boobs
God, I wish Aaron would stop ogling my goods.
Finally she gets tired of her gift
Oh, she probably has the biggest boobs ever. I wish I could see them
THAT'S IT!!
Ehhh, those ain't so great.
hmmm, they could be bigger

 

by lesil
12-27-01
Janel's grandfather is dying a slow painful death from a lingering disese
Oh grandpa, I don't want you to die.
Oh, don't worry dear I'll miss you
Oh that's so sweet of you
but not as much as I'll miss my porn he,he,he
GRANDPA???!
what is it dearie? what's wrong. why won't you tell me

 

by lesil
12-28-01
Should I tell him?
That was a great kiss she's probably just holding back since we're in her parents bedroom.
Uggh, even the THOUGHT of his lips on mine gross's me out.
Ohhh! she wants to kiss me again
Finally, she had to tell him the truth.
I'd rather fuck dogs!

 

by lesil
10-08-02
He will get very pissed at you...
You know Smokey the bear says don't start forest fires.
Yeah, well screw you man.
He will plot his revenge...
Can I borrow that?
...and then he will burn you
Burn my little beauty, burn like you've never burned before!

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