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Neil's Day @ KN by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Neil was working at his KN desk when.... That really does resemble mike BRR, BRR... It's me mike! We got a surprise for you, you slag!	A sleazy dancer enters the room... she's hot c'mon ya puff!	Neil pays little, if no interest at all so the lovely lady leaves.. Hmmm....COM objects rock! I'm workin it nobhed!

 

Squirrel burning - Part one by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Outside... What the fuck?!	What do I lok like, a fucking nut factory?! Piss off you smelly squirrel shit! Got nuts?	Squirrel burns - FIN BUUURRRNNNN!!! hahahaha BUURRRNNNN - Yeah!!! burn!!! hahaha

 

I smoke tho by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Anti-Smoking Ad		I really gotta stop doin this shit

 

Kiss my ass Man Utd! by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Man Utd Locker rooms	You're under arrest barthez!	Back at the cell Being a fag and shite at football! What's the the charge?

 

Kylie & Will by loafofbrett 12-10-02
In a Valley Somewhere Hey, are you kylie minogue?	Still there Of course I am, look how skanky I am! Thought so	Not moved Are you Will Young? You taking the piss?!

 

PC Frank Fiddlestick by loafofbrett 12-10-02
All is calm	Suddenly...! - Osama walks on set whistling the A Team theme Nothing to do with me 'ello, 'ello, 'ello	La la la la la Now you're gonna feel the wrong end of my fiddle stick, sonny jim.. or should i say OSAMA BIN?

 

Wha? by loafofbrett 12-10-02
The area wreaks of fried rice and cow shit... You fuckin wreak! does she mean me?	Pete stamps on the asian girl... Hey Pete, you ugly dick! Bitch!	me? Both of you skunk pussies!

 

The reality before christmas by loafofbrett 12-10-02
This way to the presents............. I'm sure santa will give me what I deserve i sure will *sniggers*	                                jeepers! ummmphh! Eat that bitch, You heard naughty kids get a lump of coal, well.... Fuck you! How's a lump of shit sound?	Smouldering girl ;) Fuck this, i'm outta here

 

Whhhhaaasssssuuuppppppp? by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Phone is ringing - Santa answers Hello?	Some twat is on the other end! WHHHAASSSUUPPPP?	END - Merry xmas I really should get this fetish for turning people into smoulding shit sorted...

 

Scottish twat! by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Two Man-Whores have a drink together... I don't know who looks worse. You in your man-whore skirt or me in my boxers!? Definately You...	Watch his face animate with rage! No, You! Right, that's it fuck face!!!!	To be continued... Cunt roller! Fuck knows who that scottish twat's fighting with!

 

Man-Whore Part 2 by loafofbrett 12-10-02
...Continues - Gimp Enters Who you fighting with you scottish loser?!?	uhhh... Some bitch was givin me shit so I fucked him up bad! Well, you are now my official man-whore, or i'll fuck you up bad!	...Continues - Maybe? - Nah Get ready to touch my nips bitch!

 

Secret Santa by loafofbrett 12-10-02
This is true... Time to get changed for my deliveries	totally...	Watch out who's coming down your chimney this chistmas kids

 

Anti-Drugs Campaign by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Bananary smell approaching! Shit, here comes that guy, what's his name?! Oh oh oh ah ah	All rise for.....that guy! errr Got any heroin?	Say no to drugs (if they're not class A) Dumb fuck! Fine, i'll just get some from Washington P.D.

 

BUSH VS OSAMA by loafofbrett 12-10-02
	                        BUSH VS OSAMA

 

Kanga-rifle by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Drum Roll this guy sucks donkey dick A man walks in to a bar and say "ouch"	Symbols & Drums this time... Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had 'no body' to go with! boo!	hahaha - now that's funny! HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHa AH AH aH AH A HHa h ah AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

 

Conga by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Music is playing... fuck this shit... Form the conga line y'all!	I believe the track is... Can I have some of your beer, man?	Well, some conga tune... I ain't touchin her... that... whatever it is! - look at the size of her head for christs sake! hold me, hold me

 

Cheeky Girls by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Ba Ba Do whaa - Popstars:the rivals We are the cheeky girls and you are the cheeky boys!	5 minutes on... We are the cheeky girls and you are the cheeky boys!	Along comes Santa (again) - Both of those transylvannian slags get sent toward the sun - to burn, burn i tells ya!!! hahaha Hoes Hoes Hoes

 

Gay Larry by loafofbrett 12-10-02
There is a cow watching TV is larry's room moo moo	This is larry... he looks gay to me with that fucking cat and the yellow shirt Wanna stroke my furry animal? moo-yes!-moo	Weird I meant the other one... he he he sicko, i ain't no gay cow, you fuckin twat, people like you fuckin sicken me, with your fuckin cat, bitch, since when has there been gay cows?

 

Nelly by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Looking and...	looking and...	looking... FAT FUCK!

 

Suchy the Pimp Slayer by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Its 7:16am I am the suchy the pimp slayer!	and i'm Look like a faggot to me	@ work :( I know where i'm not welcome

 

Osama-got-ya by loafofbrett 12-10-02
CNN Breaking News: It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by US Special Forces.	The prime suspect of the recent terrorist attack on New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground passage in a remote mountainside of southern Afganistan	Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across the southern Afghanistan countryside. "and the little prick just popped up!"

 

Substitute by loafofbrett 12-10-02
Bedroom I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women	They're not gay Yeah what happened?	Just mates Well, er, I got my dick stuck in the neck of the bottle prick

 

Please Enter Title Here by loafofbrett 12-10-02
3 weeks after her wedding to John... Reverend, John and I had a DREADFUL fight!	Drum Roll Calm down, my child, it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!	I know, I know! But what am I going to do with the BODY?

 

Billy Goat Joke by loafofbrett 12-11-02
Preparing for one of the most impressive jokes ever told... OK, OK	ever... Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.	here it is... He says "My friend is dead What can I do?" Operator says: "Calm down I'll help, First lets make sure he's dead" There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, guy says "OK, now what? hmmm...

 

Fish, Chips, Peas, Ham, Carrots, Sugar & French Mustard by loafofbrett 12-11-02
Jesus has parked his cross on the street... *tut, tut*	make sure you note the joke below :) What's the problem occifer? I'm just "crossing" the street occifer?, have you been drinking whilst driving your cross? and illegally parked on the sidewalk!	Jesus springs away! Hey, get back here! Fuck off!

 

  by loafofbrett 12-11-02
		Where the fuck's he goin?

 

20,000 muffins under the sea by loafofbrett 12-11-02
Fuck this!		You're well fucked!

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