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by lokust
5-20-03
(another night in the club-o-rama)
i think i thought a thought about why i think such thoughts!
'ey! where's me bacon?!
(the plot thickens... OR DOES IT?!)
but i don't WANNA be looked at as a 'terrorist'... i wanna be a REAL boy! a REAL BOY!
not in THESE united states, boy! (try those united states over there... the ones that don't have that bizarre backward definition of 'freedom.')
(it's like 'splatterpunk... only minus the splatter. and the punk. whatever.)
hey man... you've got the blood of iraqi children on your shirt...
blasted fools! i am not wearing a shirt!

 

by lokust
5-20-03
move along now, guv!
now you've done it!
nobody loves me...

 

by lokust
5-20-03
i love you.
no, you don't
i want to buy you pretty things.
no you don't.
i find you loathesome and long to feed upon your pathetic and rotted little brain.
i'm tellin'!

 

by lokust
5-20-03
alright move along.
blast! just when i was getting comfortable...
oh dear... maybe i've offended him?
son of god! son of god! three quid for the son of god!
wait! i didn't get your... number. nobody loves me.

 

by lokust
5-20-03
so... ari fleischer is quitting.
he's going to go to space!
no, he's not.
VAROOOOM!!! it's off to mars with ari fleischer!
you, sir, are an idiot.
i'm tellin'!

 

by lokust
5-20-03
a typical day in citytown
'ey! move along, you!
think deep thoughts... think deep thoughts...
oi! i said move it!
you're not real... think deep thoughts... you're not real...
nobody loves me.

 

by lokust
5-20-03
so, what's new simon?
well, emilio, i have decided that i have fully accepted the current scientific view of the universe, and thus the earth is round!
but how do you know the earth is round?
all the current science books and theories tell me this! the laws of science are absolutes that can't be argued with. therefore, the earth is round.
but how do you KNOW the earth is round?
i'm tellin'!

 

by lokust
5-20-03
(one day, in front of the white house... two squirrels meet. )
hey, emilio.
my name is emilio! what's yours.
erm.... simon le bon-bon. but you already know that.
hi simon! nice to meet you!
are you an idiot? we're twins! we've known each other since birth! mom should have eaten you when you were born.
i'm tellin'!

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