All comics by longbow

 

Phone Bill by longbow 5-18-05
MY PHONE BILL WAS $214 THIS MONTH. YEA, MINE WAS $390.	OH BOY! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN YOUR HUSBAN FINDS OUT? HMMMM! DUNO, ILL THINK OF SOMETHING.	!!$390!! WHO IN THE HELL YOUVE BEEN TALKING TOO SO MUCH? JUST A FRIEND...

 

Making Compromises in a Relationship by longbow 5-18-05
Are you comming over after work? Cant, I have my daughter. What about tomorrow?	Cant, I have my daughter. Hmmmmm!!!	What about in the morning before work? Ok, sure!

 

[Phoenix] by longbow 5-19-05
Those were decidely NOT funny. At all. In the least.		What a dork. Fuk you [Phoenix]...

 

Boob job... by longbow 5-19-05
I wish my boobs were bigger. Have you tried rubbing toilet paper between them?	What??? Yea, rub toilet paper between them twice a day.	How is that gonna make them bigger? I duno, it worked on your ass...

 

Bar-B-Que by longbow 6-23-05
Her Boni, whats going on? Not too much, why?	Are you going to the bar-b-que? Which bar-b-que?	The one where I put my meat on your grill... ASSHOLE!!!

 

Geek by longbow 8-09-05
Hey Tara, How many C programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Ummm, One.	Nope. None, they forgot to declare it. hahaha! get it ... ???	Hahahaha! What a nerd...

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