The Gift That Keeps on Giving by manimal3-24-07 A housewarming gift; how thoughtful. I can't wait to open it. You remember that scene in Se7en? When Bradd Pitt and Morgan Freeman are out in the desert? And that delivery guy shows up? And he's got a package with Gwyneth Paltrow's head in it? Maybe I can wait to open it. I hope you've got space in your freezer.
Dog Is My Copilot by manimal3-24-07 I've got good news and bad news. What's the good news? My SUV doesn't have a scratch on it. Okay. So what's the bad news? Your dog isn't so lucky.
Foamin' At the Mouth by manimal3-24-07 Cleetus. Orville. What's the gun for? Had to shoot my dog. Was he mad? He weren't too damn pleased.
