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by marcin
4-12-03
There better be extra presents for this.....

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Jesus died for your sins. Hello, I am Filipe and I.....am here to tell you about.....religion.
Have you found faith in God? I am.....here to spread the word about......oh....
Sup dog.
Hi Jesus.

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Coirnav meets Squirrel
Did you hear they fixed the burst dps aggro?
I still had over 15 blown spawns today.
Politics suck.

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Fuck Stormfeather.

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Perhaps it is time I speak with my son about his gaming addiction...
You know son, maybe it is time you come out of your room here and play outside.
You're the one who locked me in here with nothing but this computer, fucklips.
DING 257!

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Marijuana ruined my life.
When I smoked marijuana I did nothing but dance, sleep, eat, watch cartoons and have unprotected pre-marital sex nightly.
The green fairy is gone though, and look at me now.

 

by marcin
4-12-03
You going to the Celine Dion concert? Tickets went on sale Saturday.
Yeah, I'd cough up the $50 for it no problem, but I work at McDonald's. What can I say?
"Would you like fries with that?"

 

by marcin
4-12-03
What is it with this Trix rabbit anyways?
...puts on a hat to hide his ears and suddenly kids confuse him for a 7-year old?
I don't know about you, but if I saw a 4 foot rabbit with his ears tucked into his hat, I wouldn't go thinking, "Hey there's a cool kid, I'll go over and share my cereal with him!'

 

by marcin
4-12-03
You know I still have yet to see Mr. Clean jump out of the bottle and help me with any of these cleaning jobs.
You need to inhale deeper...
By the time you come down you won't remember what was dirty...

 

by marcin
4-12-03
I just joined 'Virtual March on Washington', even though I live 3 miles from the White House. I've reached the epitome of laziness.
And I probably sent my name to several government databases, codenamed "FuckWithThesePeople UntilTheyDie".
Don't be worried, any server accepting strings that long has to be running NT of some form.
...which means they have to write that shit down before it crashes.

 

by marcin
4-12-03
"Shaggy, you Scoob and Velma go downstairs and check the basement; Daphne and I'll go upstairs and check the bedrooms".
...
Freddy, you magnificent bastard.

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Where did all the forks go...?!?!?
I ate them.
What...like you've never had the urge to eat plastic ware?
YES, BUT I DON'T EAT THE LAST ONE !

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Ahomosayzwhat?
...ethereal silk.....z$#&* ... emblem....$*&*
What?
Dammit.

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Nothing like relaxing with a cold beer after 14 hours of clearing the elementals and Ssra.
You have to relax after playing a video game? As if the game is the stressful part of your day?
You try killing 3 gods, 30something of their minions and a legion of undead snakes.
I hate you...

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Man, it smells like Updog in this place!
Updog?
Argh! No, ask me what it is!
What is it ?
Forget it! F@#$!@ Cowboys!
Errr... wait! Is that one of them perfumes?

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Hey there! I'm here about all the snew on the side of your house!
The snew?
Argh! No ask me what it is!
What is it?
Forget it! F@#$@ Blondes!
....I don't know anything about any snew....

 

by marcin
4-12-03
I'm so goth when I was a kid I didn't cry over spilled milk, I mourned it...
I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella...
I'm so goth I die for Jesus' sins...
I'm so goth my wrists slash themselves...

 

by marcin
4-12-03
zzzz ...and Sintrex is assured to remove your depression.... forever. Side effects may include insomnia and constipation. Sintrex is not for everyone..... zzzzz
hmmm...
Do I want to make love with a knife..... or not sleep or shit?

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Welcome to the inner demension. Your soul is mine.
This is Saffron. Funny, no?
You TRADED *MY* daughter.... for WHAT?!? How can we have a stable relationship, I'm OUTTA HERE!
...but who is Pale Joe...
No... the deal was I'd get her out of your life by any means and you would spend your remaining days with me and Pale Joe, dribble nuts...

 

by marcin
4-12-03
So, it must be interesting having to live with the animal that ruined your life?
Pale Joe makes an entrance...
Nah. Just ask any married guy...

 

by marcin
4-12-03
I forgot about my wedding last year because I was playin' EQ.
Cut me some slack man, I was camping the ME shard...
Ok. At that point you really need to reconsider why you are alive.
Yeah.... Or just dump the bitch.

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Thanks for meeting me. I'm sorry I overreacted about the whole giving my daughter to a demon thing...
...
It was inconsiderate of you to do but I think we can work things out. Plus the man I left you for rejected me so now I'm back.
please no...
Plus I know you can't find anyone who can do that with their tongue.
GOD DAMN IT

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Come on in babe...
SLUT !
So you are teaching your bird dirty words now?
Nah, I just taught him to be a judge of character. Now slide on over here...

 

by marcin
4-12-03
You know when you're done taking your leak it'd be nice if you at least washed your hands.
FIRST of all, I don't piss on my hands. Secondly, you put the damn thing IN YOUR MOUTH, I think I'll be allright to touch it every now and then.
That shut her up.

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Y34 d3wd, o & my new thing is LOL in h4x0r is 101.
so?
101 iz binary for FIVE.
So from now on wh3never i say FIVE, it means LOL.
....ass.

 

by marcin
4-12-03
I saw a headline in the paper this morning, "Horrific Rape in Alley".
I thought, "Is there any other kind of rape?"
"HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED"

 

by marcin
4-12-03
Hey baby, you lookin for a good time?
You bet I am !
...
Read the title.
...shit.

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