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by marcman86
6-16-02
sigh...
sigh...
This comic sucks.
damn straight.

 

by marcman86
6-16-02
The New Testament is what Christianity is, not the Old. The Old Testament is just a record of events that happened prior to Christianity. it is not a guideline of how christians should act.
She sell sea shells by the sea shore. Little Miss Mary quite contrary lived in a shoe. Pots of Pickled peppers are quite delicious. Chocolate is fantasticly great you atheist bastards!! GAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Sé que muchos de usted piensan que nunca existió Jesús y definatelly eran el dado del didnt y CERTANLY nunca resurected, así que todo I apenas dicho debe entonces ser absolutamente tonto.

 

by marcman86
6-16-02
After some hot sex...
So... Now what?
...
After some hot sex...
So... Now what?
...
After some hot sex...
So... Now what?
...

 

by marcman86
6-16-02
In the lab...
Why the long face?
I am sad because I can never achieve my dream of making the worlds best milkshake because Im not a milkshake maker.
Fin!
DAMN THE MAN.

 

by marcman86
6-16-02
So... where you from?
East St. Louis
Cool.

 

by marcman86
6-16-02
One sunny morning...
Who is it?
Package!
Just put in in my slot.
I dont know baby; This 12-incher wont fit in that little slot.
END!!!!
PUT IT IN THE DAMN SLOT, YOU MINIMIM WAGE LACKY!
Minimim Wage and a Quarter, thank you very much.

 

by marcman86
6-16-02
Pirate Jim makes a food run:
Yarr, I be pilaging this Long John Silvers food depository. Arrrr.
Uhh, can I help you sir?
I'll be taking all the money in the Cash regiester then. And 5 #3 meals too. Yarr.
Im not aloud to work the cash register anymore...
I'll take these packets of Tarter Sauce then. This is a mighty fine booty. Yarr.
Mr. Wilton! It happened again!

 

by marcman86
6-16-02
At the school yard...
How's the Purple Soda?
Better than your Soda!
Dude, that was uncalled for...
You're uncalled for!!
Forget this, im gonna go play on the monkey bars.
No, you're the stupid one!

 

by marcman86
6-16-02
Before the trip...
Where's your fanny pack?
...Fanny Pack?
Yea, you need one.
Im a Reindeer.
...So, whats your point?
.......?

 

by marcman86
6-16-02
Hey hey! Im Lou Bega!!!
hmm...
?
Go away.

 

by marcman86
6-17-02
101010100101010101.
101010001101101011!
1010010010101101?
10101100!!
101!!!!!
101!!!!!!

 

by marcman86
6-17-02
Hmm... Lemme try out these X-ray goggles...
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW *bad sound effects*
What are you looking at, Perv?
...........

 

by marcman86
6-17-02
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Gimme a damn nut!
Shoulda got a cab, shoulda got a cab...
I'm like SO excited!!!
And the Bus NEVER came! END!
When will she shut up!?
Im a bug, damn it!!!

 

by marcman86
6-17-02
Thats all folks!

 

by marcman86
6-17-02
I have been trying to get my hands on a copy of the Anglo-Saxon Chronical for some time now, and by chance I found a copy. What is the Anglo-Saxon Chronical, you might ask? Well, let me tell you.
À environ 1 A.D., les Anglo-Saxons (premiers Britanniques) ont commencé à enregistrer leur histoire.Im si frais, im si grand! Aimez-moi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so on and so forth, etc. etc. ET
Do you know the Muffin man? The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man! Yes, I know the Muffin Man, who lives on Drury lane? HELL YES I KNOW THAT DAMN MUFFIN MAN! He owes me a Muffin! Razzle frazzle blah blah,etc

 

by marcman86
6-17-02
Ugh, oh yea... Chubby Cox.
*fwap fwap fwap*
*splurt*
*dolphin noises*

 

by marcman86
6-17-02
Zonk!
Pow!
Boing!!!

 

by marcman86
6-18-02
Hey marcman!
Yo marcman!
Your awesome marcman!
You too marcman!
FIN!
Asshole
Cunt

 

by marcman86
6-18-02
I am the all mighty Demon Lord!!! Fear my awesome power!!!
No.

 

by marcman86
6-19-02
marcman confronts a mute person.
Are you the Mute, or am I the Mute?
Hell if I know.

 

by marcman86
6-19-02
I be damn near tired up in this biatch.
We needs to go on and get up on out.
I'm down wit dat.
Later...
This be pimpin' it, yo.
No foolin', dawg.

 

by marcman86
6-19-02
Look at that playa'. He aint got NO thang.
Sh!t, dawg.
Im bout to be up on outta this biatch.
Im fittin to raise up and get on outta here.
Lets go get our drink on.
Sh!t, I luvz me some hooch!

 

by marcman86
10-05-04
Suddenly.
Oh look, a street. Like this hasnt been done before.
Originality is replaced by fast cars, loose women, and big explosions.
Later.
Oh look, a desert. Like this hasnt been done before.
Fast camels, loose Harems, and bigger explosions.
Time Paradox.
Oh look, time has colapsed in on itself. It is now nothingness.
Like this hasnt been done before. I am one sexy chicken, by the way.

 

by marcman86
10-06-04
Dare I look deep in to this letter that signifies my innermost dark thoughts and desires etc etc?
GASP!
Alas, all I think of is Deli Meats and Cheeses!
I am a pathetic individual! I must end my horrible life!
And with a nail to the head, I die!
...wait, I think that was my grocery list...

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