IceCream confusun by mark_breivik1-15-03 An odd couple at that Father Yes my child If I stabed you with this IceCream would God punish me? ... Topical No? pervert! Touch my butt little boy
Pissin with the wind by mark_breivik1-15-03 I'm pissin on the road and it makes me happy, la la la, jus pissin on the road, dum dum de dum ? Maybe the Wizard can help... I wish I wish I had a dick
Twiddly bits (and bytes) by mark_breivik1-15-03 First experiments with AH (Artificial Humor) ... no seriously there I was, two nipples in my claws and a frying pan heading for my optic recevers... ...so I say, "stoppit I was just trying to tune in Radio Luxemburg" Where deemed an utter failure What is it with Luxemburg any way...
Finger lickin good by mark_breivik1-16-03 Oh No mister Chicken run for your life Now Stop right there bud! KILL EAT KILL EAT KILL EAT KILL EAT KILL EAT KILL EAT KILL EAT ... Lets not cross that road just yet Possibly for the best Yumm
Ultimate Evil by mark_breivik1-17-03 Who's a cute doggywoggy wag your tail I got a biscut fo yu YOU WILL BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY IN THE FILTH PITS OF HELL LITTLE ONE!!!!!!! I'd take the biscuit mate bugger My daddie's a loyur
Who says computer games don't make you violent? by mark_breivik1-20-03 Digital lobotomy stage 1. Bob? Yes Bud Stage 2. You smell like poo Fuck you Bud Terminal. Bob? Fuck You Bud
Keep both hands on the wheel, if you have any by mark_breivik1-20-03 You look like you are writing a ticket Yup Would you like some help? Yup in the box marked fine, enter $0 I think you need a full body cavity search