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by markryu
12-12-01
poor old mark ryu... he died too young!
he would've wanted me to do something good with his remains...
dear god what have i done?!?!?

 

by markryu
12-12-01
ungrateful minions...
...i have given sight to the blind, fed the thousands... they could've at least granted me my dying wish!
awww. they love me after all.

 

by markryu
12-12-01
down on the sea bed...
they promised me fame and fortune... glug glug glug... oh crud...
don't just stand there, use your scythe to break these handcuffs! please?
later...
right then, let's take a look at those handcuffs you were talking about.

 

by markryu
12-12-01
squad 51 squad 51, we got 5 dead, 9 critically injured, i need back up RIGHT NOW! this is an emergency, jeez now the other car is on fire. get help NOW!!!
squad 51, i repeat we got a real situation here, if i dont get some help then we are all gonna die out here. if there is anyone there, please i need back up right now or we are all gonna die!!!!!!!
pull my finger.

 

by markryu
12-13-01
I AM PHONOR!!! HATER OF AUTOBOTS, DESTROYER OF DECEPTICONS!!!
FEAR MY EVIL PRESENCE AS I MORPH INTO BATTLE MODE!!!
*ahem*

 

by markryu
12-13-01
*JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!*
welcome to jerry springoid. todays guest has come on the show to reveal a big secret to its partner. so ok slurrgg, go ahead...
well glooob. we have been together for a long time now, i love you with all my heart. but if we are going to be married i need to tell you...
(filmed in front of a live studio audience).
...i'm really a man.

 

by markryu
12-13-01
...that kaufman guy said i had good ideas, but no arrogance?
ignore him, you're a genius!

 

by markryu
12-13-01
what is he doing!!!
hello mark ryu, i hope that your christmas is going ok!
oh great thanks, you promised you wouldn't tell him my secret! i guess i better talk to him.
but... but... but i...
so my elf told you? that i was sleeping with your girlfriend? i am sorry i wanted to tell you to your face, but i couldn't find the words. naturally i will commit suicide immediately.
...

 

by markryu
12-13-01
our confused hero is once again basking in his own glory.
women love me. i have it all.
yep, dazzling looks, a top class personality, and razor sharp wit to go with it.
my god i am so desperately lonely.

 

by markryu
12-13-01
help! police! a man has snatched my handbag!!!
hi batman? we need help, a man has stolen someone's handbag!!!
yep, it's hard work being a policeman.

 

by markryu
12-14-01
i can't believe you're leaving me!!!
i'm sorry. but at least we had 3 great months.
6 months!!! we were together for 6 months!!!
yeah, but only 3 of them were great.

 

by markryu
12-18-01
this site...
i hate it.
goodbye.

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