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by mattmaa
4-09-03
at a local UT frat house on roundup weekend...
holy shit dude, you ready for the killer party tonight?
hell yeah there are goin to be so many hot chicks
yeah and we're going to get 'em drunk and have sex with them
sounds like a plan
later that night...
hey sweet thing, you wanna beer?
i like little kitties

 

by mattmaa
4-09-03
ever had sex with a monkey?
don't worry, i'll take it easy on you
umm...how did you get out of your cage?
aaahhhh shit, i ripped my penis off

 

by mattmaa
4-09-03
RUDOLPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF MY BODY?!?!?!?!!? AND WHY THE FUCK AM I STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN?!?!?!?!?!

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