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by meh
9-20-01
The 4th Anual Talent Show
mwahhhh hahahahah!!!! i'm a fly!!!!
The Judges decide...
uhh...it was pretty good. what do you think?
meh..
and... now for my impression of Rose from Titanic...ahem.... *tear.. I'll never let go Jack!!! Never, and if you leave me...i'll.. never be able to live, except i'll just drop you get a new husband.
they don't pay me enough for this...

 

by meh
9-20-01
excuse me... will you do the honour of going out with me this saturday. you are so beautiful and lovely and...
huh...?
...
ewww..dude, i'm a guy!
ahhh crap...not again. ...hey...there's another foxy lady....

 

by meh
9-20-01
..yeah to make a long story short, i killed'em and stole some money from a bank...
dude...
that was weird.
...and a talking squirrel isn't?!

 

by meh
9-20-01
hi little girl... want to come in my van? i have candy! ...mwah ahahahah..
my mommy and daddy told me about you. you are a kidnapper. SECKS-WAH-HULL HAH-RASS-MINT!!!!!
argh...foiled again. well back to the ol' thinkin pit..
hey Mr.Scientist. i'll go in your van with you.
uh...No.
wah...will anyone be my friend???

 

by meh
9-20-01
hi little girl... want to come in my van? i have candy! ...mwah ahahahah..
my mommy and daddy told me about you. you are a kidnapper. SECKS-WAH-HULL HAH-RASS-MINT!!!!!
argh...foiled again. well back to the ol' thinkin pit..
hey Mr.Scientist. i'll go in your van with you.
uh...No.
wah...will anyone be my friend???

 

by meh
9-20-01
whoa! dude...what did you put in my liquid??
hehehehehe...mwahhahaha... just a little something i got from a friend of a friend.
man oh man.....heheheheh clownie!!!! come here clownie...hehehe
i am sad, therefore i am. thus, you are hallucinating me. you screwed up freak!!!
so...what was it? what?? drugs? alcohol??
kool-aid

 

by meh
9-20-01
Poor Mr.Fly... it just makes ya laugh.... hahaha, well look at'em. what A Loser!!! bah hahaha...
i am so pathetically lonely...why won't anyone give Mr.Fly a try?
i know why, mister.
why, oh please help me...why??
because you are, and i quote, "a pathetic loser who has nothing to do but hit on every living thing in site with your thousand disgusting eyes".
and your point is...
sheesh...this comic blows

 

by meh
9-20-01
hey, what are you being for Halloween?
a ballarina
oh, really? i'm going to have to call the Humaine Society to confiscate your cat....
oh, this itant my cat...it's my "Babeeee"...oooo gootchy goootchy gooo,,,
did that make sense?
Well, either get that thing shaved, or leave it at home...cuz it's scarin the children.
oooo lala!!! where are the little children?? here kids, come play with uncie pete. hehehe....

 

by meh
9-21-01
..yeah to make a long story short, i killed'em and stole some money from a bank...
dude...
that was weird.
...and a talking squirrel isn't?!

 

by meh
9-21-01
Tom Green and Glen Humplick
hey, i'm Tom Green. wanna see me do somethin, stupidly outrageous???? huh??? do ya???!
oh, Tom, please don't stick your fingers down my throat to make me barf again...that's gettin pretty old.
Hey old man in overalls
yyyyyeeeess.... sonny? what can ol' farmer joe do for ya?
your bum is on the cheese. your bum is on the cheese...your bum is on the cheese and you might get a disease!!!!....
i don't see any cheese...?

 

by meh
9-21-01
Oh...the stupidity.
hey buddy...it's your big race tnight. are you ready to win???
what the...???
C'mon... are ya gonna win?????
uh.... Ney.
that's my boy!!! you're gonna win me lotsa money tnight!!!! yeah baybee.
this guy's an idiot.

 

by meh
9-21-01
hey kid!!! canya spare a quarter?
no.
fine, then...i'll..uh...follow ya home..and go in your home and infest it with the eggs i lay. mwah hahaha
hehehe...
wha??
i eat beetles like you for breakfast

 

by meh
9-21-01
mwah hahahahaahahaha.... i am a diabolical genious.
that wasn't much of a pick-up line, dude..
really? i thought it was pretty good. well... try this one on for size..... Well helllloooo i am just DIEING to meet you. Would you care to come over to my lab. it doesn't smell like monkey feces.
nah. not so much
oh, well...looks like it's just You and Me again, Oprah.
don't go there, girlfriend!

 

by meh
9-21-01
hmmph..
NO.
grr...hlm..ppp?
NO dude.
hbbbbmmmmm???
geez..mute bums these days..

 

by meh
9-21-01
an elephant never forgets
forgets what?
uh...ya know...
actually, mr.Elephant, i do Not know. please explain.
never forgets when he's been beaten...my an infant...

 

by meh
9-21-01
argh. I have to meet my Mother-in-Law tday....
i don't know you. why are you telling me this?
wah heheh,,,,wahh... I was just making conversation. The truth is...i don't even Have a mother-in-law.
yeah... so...i'm the President. What does your daddy do for a living?
go away. loser.

 

by meh
9-21-01

 

by meh
9-21-01
Mr.Kitty, look, there's a dog doin a trick! see??? can you do that for daddy? can you...ooo kitty caaaat.. u do a trick for meee!
ok..for your first trick..you will jump out of my arms and into this fire pit. oh....don't worry...i've seen it done on Nash Bridges once.
kitty, you did verrry good. yesss.. next time, you'll have to jump out of my arms yourself. you made daddy strain his weak arms when i threw you in.

 

by meh
9-21-01
good job Mr.Kitty... you jump well
*@#!!!!! you threw that cat at me you *@!#!!!
that's what you get for aggrevating my kitty-witty..
What do you mean??? all i did was look at it!!!
well..he's a very sensitive cat! even the slightest glimpse of human life can make him feel 'unbalanced'. that's what my therapist said.
your therapist said that about YOU!!!

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