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by metabad
1-24-04
Hello, I'm MetaBad, today I'll be interviewing Jason!
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So, Jason, in the movie, Metabad vs Jason, who won?
???
definately Metabad !

 

by metabad
1-24-04
Say, MetaBad, what were you like when you were a baby?
Oh, I was a sweet Baby!
May I see a photo of you as a baby?
SURE THING!
maybe this baby boy wasn't a miracle after all!
WAAAAAHHH! WAAAAAHH! I'm so cute! WAAAAHHHHH!

 

by metabad
1-24-04
are you a famous artist or something?
yup!
...
...
you lying Bum!
Ok Ok! I'm not an artist, I'm just a robber, trying to sneak into this house!

 

by metabad
1-24-04
that was fun with a capital F!
look, I blew up a cow!
Oh, god, I wasn't even made of duct tape! Whoever sent me that must've been dumb, fat and ugly! But...
Ok, so...
Dear MB, How come you are made of duct tape?
I just don't understand why I burned up my computor because of that! Infact, I should've burned whoever sent me that fricken e-mail!
Oh, computor! I'm so sorry I used my heat vision to burn you!

 

by metabad
1-24-04
my first christmas...so many memories...
and what do YOU want for christmas little...umm...boy!
That's ok! Take your time!
uhh..
Oh crap! Not another one!
I wanna become immortal and kill you!

 

by metabad
1-24-04
MetaBad! You are in hell, what do you have to say about that?
Hey! Come back here!
YONK!
Angel! I'll give you two dollars if you catch Metabad!
OK!

 

by metabad
1-24-04
three hours later...
What's taking that bitch so long?
my crap tastes like Chocolate! I should know! I've tasted it!
...You're a sick ugly old poo!

 

by metabad
1-24-04
I told you to TAKE CARE OF METABAD!!!!
Well, sorry!
but don't forget! You called me a swear word in the last comic, so I'm telling daddy!
Wait....umm...we can settle this....I swear!
Cosmo! Cosmo, Satan's being mean to me!

 

by metabad
1-24-04
and so, while Satan and Angel were talking, I took the opritunity to escape hell, and put an end to that madness!
It's a good thing too, since I don't know how I even got there!
...and now we can go with random plots again! YAY!
Hey MB, let's have a farting contest!
You're on! Ya piece of crap!

 

by metabad
1-25-04
Muahaha! I shalt kill you!
Hey is that a waffle?
yes, why?
may I have it?
sure! Knockyourself out! (I mean it!)

 

by metabad
1-25-04
I'm very sorry for that very lame comic known as "waffle" I absolutely put no effort into it!
MAMA MUSHROOM!
UURRRGGHH! He's still saying that, and he's gone AIM on me! URRGGHH!
H4H4H4 u don't w4nn4 d0 tha4t!!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE!!!1
That IDIOT! Oh well, this new missile launcher should do the trick!
AAAAHHHHH444111!!!!111!!one! s4V3 M3 HOMESTAR1ONEWON! aaaa423hhhhhh

 

by metabad
1-25-04
what, he still survived?
H4H4H4!!111 u didnet think I wus ded did u?????22222????2!!!!!111!!!111
I should not have done that!
COOL! Let me try!
Excouse m3, but Im ona drog, Itsss called the hakin drog and it maks u imortil!!1111!!!!!ONE!!!
...because it made me just like him! And I liked it! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
H4H4H4!11 Then I tok da drog! Nw I'ma imort3llllll!!!!!1111!!!ONE1

 

by metabad
1-25-04
Hey, has anyone seen Metabad? Last time I saw him, I tried talking to him that I was gonna go watch a movie, but he just called me Stinky toilet head and ran off!
HAHA! You suck!
Have you seen Metabad?
n0! I n0 s333 M3+4b4d! H4H4H4!!!111!!ONE!
Have you seen him?
Hell no! Get it?

 

by metabad
1-30-04
50, y0u'r3 saing that u r a supr her0 that can m0rf into ANYTHING!!!!!1111!!!!ONE!!!1
yup!
Pr0v3 ti!
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just shut the heck up! That's what I would say if I was H4k3r...or whatever his name is!
...y'k0w I cud swash u rit now!
eep...please don't...I have a wife and 180000000000000000000000000000 kids!

 

by metabad
1-30-04
so, let me get this straight! You're saying, that you're powerful enough to destroy the whole universe? In one fart?
Last time I checked...yeah!
so, hang on, you can comunicate with the dead and do all these types of undead stuff?
uh huh, except for dieing, I can't do that!
wait a minute...so you're saying you don't even have a bit of superpowers?
yeah, I'm like Soooooooooo worthless, I'm kinda like crap if you know what I mean, I mean, I just ramble on and on and on, then people get really bored and go to sleep but that's not super powerful...

 

by metabad
2-09-04
arr mateys! Come on out Metabad
I am a magician, YOUR CLOTHES ARE BLACK, RED, AND YOU HAVE ARMY PNATS! Now where's MB?
look, just shut up! K? I don't even know who Metawhatever is, ok?
have you seen me?..oh wait...I'm supposed to be in this this city, where pigs fly and...oh wait...that was just the drog, man, that has some bad sideeffects man! Like, you see things with no warning!
Oh, so you must be MetaBad, man I'm gonna eat you up! Then throw possums at you, then eat a...wait, it's supposed to be the other way around!

 

by metabad
2-10-04
Ow! what a retard! Oh...wait, what's with the zipper behind his back?
Ok, I'm gonna make him think Im talking, but when he looks back, I'm gonna shove a crowbar, up his A..
Nah, I'm just gonna zap his costume off!
AHH! How do I unzap?
RAWWWWWRRRRR!

 

by metabad
2-10-04
hi, I'm Jason unmasked, now back to the plot!
NOW back to the plot
muhahahaha! I am your evil clone!
why must this scene go back to me? I said back to the plot!

 

by metabad
2-10-04
please! Don't hurt me, whatever I did, I swear I won't do it again!
Hey, don't worry!
I just want you to never ever annoy me again!
Oh, so you won't destroy me?
Who ever said anything about not destroying you?

 

by metabad
3-03-04
meanwhile...back in medieval times...
hello Dumbo, may I speak with thy president...err..I mean...mayor...err...king?
no way! Sir argmingargmingargmington! You suck...err...I mean...yeah....suuuurrrreeee buuudddyyyy!
hello King poopybum, metabad seems to have not updated his comic lately!
NOOOO! I love that comic! Err...I mean....what the F*** am I supposed to do huh?
back here!
...I didn't do it!
uggghhh...oww...

 

by metabad
3-03-04
and so I got all fixxed up by that dumb lizard scientist guy!
all fixxed up metabad!
yeah, suuure right...
and now, more random plots!
I'm teh Coffee, wait, what'd I do?
you're under arrest for being a shnogeli!

 

by metabad
3-03-04
Ahh! So fiery! I'm blindededededed...ded
Muahahaha! Now I shall kill all!
hey, didn't I just battle you in that airplane?
oh, you must mean one of my brothers, well...no, I am DarkPower! And no, I do not crap in my pnats!
DANG!!!

 

by metabad
3-03-04
Ok, so how did you appear here?
well, I really live here! So...yeah, huhuh!
is there a king? Like, of the DarkPowers?
yeppers!
may I see him?
Oh, sorry, he's in the bathroom! He takes a long time..to..well...y'know, he's kinda sensitive about it!...Ok, I'm just joking!

 

by metabad
4-08-04
sorry for all the writers block and stuff...that must be the reason this comic hs no background!
kill me!
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...or does it?
wait...I mean...don't kill me...I mean...do...but...don't! Get what I mean?
?
so...thats it? After these whole months of writers block? Don't blame me! Ok, blame me, but it won't get you anywhere!
UGGGHHH! CRAP!
okey...whatever you say!

 

by metabad
4-08-04
one of my baby memories...ahh...such great memories! And that's where I was first born too!
wait wait wait stinky lizard crap! So you're saying that I have to be in a robotic war to destroy mankind?
that's the deal bro!
silence falls upon me and stinky crap!
...
...
y'know....you're just a deformed hunk of crap? Stinkyman...how about you go fight in the war? And I watch you die, laugh at you and kick your dead body!
You take all the fun out of this! Ya know that? And you don't even have legs!

 

by metabad
4-08-04
look at me!
look at me!
this is bizzare...what are the odds I'd be a deformed fish or whatever?

 

by metabad
4-08-04
woah...
this is wierd!
Metabad's gone crazy hasn't he?
I think so...us being simese twins isn't natural...so yeah...Metabad's snapped!
if you're a simese twin of someone else...whatever you do may effect the other twin who you're attached to
however this is pretty cool!
but...but...what about drugs and beer and cigars and...other stuff?

 

by metabad
4-09-04
I am a fly!
I'm winnie the pooh and...
UGGGHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
yaknow I just hate stupid fricken bugs, they're annoying!
and little kiddie cartoons! Ugghh...I can't take it!

 

by metabad
4-09-04
MetaBad...you have been causing nothing but trouble, you vaporized lots of kids! You ran eight cops over and you killed the president!
so what is your excuse? For all of this?
I've played too much Vicecity...
...Violence from a game?

 

by metabad
4-09-04
you do realize we'll have to ban the Video game Vicecity right?
WHAAAAAAAAA???
yes, Vicecity violence is terrible...I'll report this back to the 'new' president whose 5 years old because thye old presidents son was just 5 years old...so now his kid is in charge!
this is the part where I got possesed by the devil
YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY VICE CITY! FOR VICE CITY WILL DESTROY YOU!
AUUUGGGHHH! I'M ON FIRE!

 

by metabad
4-09-04
leap that wall if you're so brave!
umm...ok!
(big deal!) Up and away!!!
owcheeez!

 

by metabad
4-09-04
Ok, So I'm on Survivor and I have to stare at a bird cage for three days...And I'm not allowed to have food or water for the three days
but...I'm a robot...And I don't need food or water to begin with!
at this point I was thinking that this is stupid...My favorite part is coming up...
...
see? That's the part where I ripped the top of the friggen bird cage! That is my favorite part!
Ya know? This sucks! I quit!
RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP

 

by metabad
4-09-04
Hellooooooo!
we're still attached!
I think he might've forgotten about us!
I think so!
there was no stopping them!
Well...wanna go push a little kid and make him suffer then eat donuts and saw a kids head off?
sure! I'm in!

 

by metabad
4-09-04
what? Someone happy? Why are they happy? OK THAT'S IT!
Hey that wasn't too bad?
We make a good team eh? I want to stay like this forever!
Oh crap! I was just having fun!
Grr...I'm mad...and when DarkPower's mad HEADS WILL ROLL MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!

 

by metabad
4-09-04
Metabad...I am back from the dead to tell you about some crap that's happening!
well lay it on me!
well...Darkpower and Angel have separated bodys and They went mad and I think they're trying to escape hell!
Well thanks a lot Jason, but now you'll have to die before you kill me!
I'LL BE BACK! I THINK!

 

by metabad
4-09-04
Hellllllooooooo! Darkpower? Angel? I'm sorry I split up your bodys when you got used to it!
hey! He's there! Let's kill him...no not right now! First make him suffer or something!
?
Ok, Ok, nevermind! Let's kill him now!
Phew...saved by an idiot
Oh! Hi Metabad, I just got this note from Angel and Darkpower saying stupid crappy stuff!

 

by metabad
4-09-04
Robot: Nothings happening! Chicken: boo! Scientist: Get a job Metabad!

 

by metabad
4-10-04
Ok, now we're in the middle of a triceritops talking to a T-rex! Let's see what they have to say
c'mon Rex guy, have a smoke or somethin'!
No thanks, I prefer Coffee, the smell is better too than dumb old ciggarettes! And plus, Coffee's worth drinking! It makes you...'stay awake more' rather than 'give you a really bad disease'
but...but...Cigars contain nicetene, and nicetene contains honey! And it puts flavor in the cigarettes!
but nicetene gives you diseases, Coffee just makes you hyper, that's all that Coffee does...cigarettes do way more damage than...
y'know...I never really liked polotics...nor do I like this! It reminds me of an election or an agrument that presedents have...y'know, I don't know why I even bothered making these guys so..DELETED!
hey...looks like the cigarette smoked me...heheh!
Uggghhh...no wonder we're extinct!

 

by metabad
4-11-04
I AM A SKULL!
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? Well I'm running outta ideas so I'm gonna go with random stuff!
FEAR ME!

 

by metabad
4-11-04
...
I AM STILL A SKULL!
...So...uh...I don't know!

 

by metabad
4-11-04
...Y'know, I'm still a skull!
...
...

 

by metabad
4-11-04
...
...
...I AM A SKULL WITH NO BODY!
Robo: Come up with something funny! Rooster: Boo! Scientist: It's days like these where I really wish I hadn't given up science for this!

 

by metabad
4-11-04
...
...
I AM A SKULL...WAIT...I'M BLOWING UP? WELL THEN I AM A SKULL THAT'S BLOWING UP! AHHH!

 

by metabad
4-11-04
all: BOO!
I AM A POORLY DRAWN SKULL AND I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD!

 

by metabad
4-11-04
I AM A SKULL AND...AHH! NOT AGAIN!
Owcheez

 

by metabad
4-14-04
I'm Jason!
No I'm Jason!
How come your a teen huh?
well...You're all grey! Jason is filled with color like me!
but you're a living human! I'm dead!
...

 

by metabad
4-14-04
scootshee bum!
scootshee bum!
scootshee bum!
scootshee bum!
scootshee bum!
scootshee bum!

 

by metabad
4-14-04
fart
poo
anus
crap
Retarted
toilet

 

by metabad
4-16-04
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when are we gonna shoot each other?
I don't know!

 

by metabad
5-08-04
another baby memory! My first day of school!
hello mithster my name is Rainy, what's yours?
my name is Meta, I like to hurt people BADLY!
You should've seen what I did to the teacher! Aww heck, I'll show you in the next comic!
eep!
Come back here so I can KILL YOU!

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