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by mindenguy
6-25-04
Im gonna have to uh... write you up sir...
Why..im simply doing what a casual american while intoxicated on acohol and drugs would do officer...
Please sir...go peacfully...
Im sorry sir... i cannot do that...
What will the druggie do next?
NOOOOO!!!!!
You will pay...for....this...i...swear....

 

by mindenguy
6-25-04
We last left the druggie as he pulled a knife....
Sir...i suggest you put that away..i may be forced...to use.... FORCE!
You're right! I should think this through....
Sir...i think youre way too intoxicated at this time...come with me...
all right...i'll go...
What will happen?
HA HA HA HA YOU'll NEVER GET ME!!!

 

by mindenguy
6-29-04
Our freind Dan sees a pimp on his vacation GEE WHIZZ!!
Hey there mister...gosh...arent you one of those pimp guys...gee whizz...
Yo...you got it lil' white man... what you want?
I want myself a woman...i have never been to close to women...you know back in 1992 i...
Yo...what crack is whitey over here on?
25 Minutes Later
Hey....so...anyways... i murdered her aunt because of the restraining order and i just got out and i need some women....
How much money you got?

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
DANG!!
Hi there..im....a virgin....
Ya...whateva...
Here we go....
Hey there!
Hey welcome to McOlddude would you like an item off our value menu perhaps...
Bummer! Out of luck!
Hi yeah...i'd like a Big Jack with a side of... im a virgin..
Not another one of these guys....

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
Who you calling a jackass?
You're not riding me bitch..neither are you Jesus....

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
50 Cent in Iraq
Im in there having sex aint in there makin' love!
Yeshh. you are to be going misteh fifftee cent eh eh?
50 Cent in New York
If you a gansta, aint never seen ya pop nothing!
Tcch Tcch..... Oh wait! My cell's ringing....
50 Cent in gay bar
Mannny men wish death upon me...blood in my eyes dog and i cant see!
Ohhh...Yethh....Shake thath bootay!

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
Christina Aguilera on Tour in Iraq
Im a genie in the bottle BABY!!!
Hey.....i smell bush eh?
Ah...thats just christina osama....
;P BUSH!!!!
NO YOU DAMNED AMERICAN LOVING SON OF BUSH!
Oh you ment like Georgie...i think it's just your upset that he hasn't called....

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
MORE Donkey Humor
This is bullshit...every day the lazy ass tourist groups have to say," No we want that donkey." Of course, referring to me.....
OH MY GOD!
oh shit...
You called my son...ERRR...i mean...ERRR
im outta here....
I'm satanic anyway....

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
What does this have to do with Dan...
Welcome to Happy Church association!
Yo im here to uh... be forgiven Whitey.... and im leaving with my asshole intact!
God... so where's the money big boy?
Gee WHIZZ miss i dont..i dont... have any money for you...
Oh pastor one of god's children will not pay for services! Its your turn with him!
I've never been with a guy...

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
Souvineers,Novelties,Party Tricks.......
Excuse me sir....
Do you know of any good white basketball players?
My freind there are no good white basketball players....

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
For years Kevin and Katie have been close friends, but Katie decides to take it further
Holy SHIT! THOSE ARE HUGE KATIE!
Thanks big boy!
Oh my god...thats what it feels like..
So that's what it taste like...

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
OH GOD THAT FELT GOOD!
oh...it was alright.....
The Next Day
Let me get this straight...our best friend Katie went down on YOU!?
Are you jealous?
No...dude you should get pictures next time...dude...
Hey good idea...oh never mind Katies one of those photo fear people...

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
Katie decides to experiment with other guys...
Is it true about you and Kevin?
Let me think... why dont we got to my apartment...
Unfortunatly, What Katie doesn't know is...
So Amy...i want to show you something...
Why are we in the janitor's closet?

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
They both had a good time but....
DAMN KATIE!!!
THATS RIGHT AMY!!!
Dude...i did Katie....
Well i did your ex...she was easy...
and they used to be good friends...
WHAT BITCH?!!?!?!?!
Owwww...you didnt have to smack me...

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
Is this the END!
Your'e a worthless hoe
Yeah well just FUCK OFF, your not even half the size of JARED!
I dont know anyone named Jared...
What a dumbass....
THE END

 

by mindenguy
6-30-04
And now brought to you by Bullshit Inc. hopefully owned by mindenguy AND YOU! YEAH YOU! YEAH THAT PERson!
Excuse me while i rice....JOIN THE COMPANY!
BAD DUDES NEW AGE
Hi...
YAY!

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