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I'm a grumpy 55 year old "Negative Nancy" - This site gives me the opportunity to vent my frustrations with some humor thrown in. OK it's my idea of humor, but hell! If you don't find it funny it's probably because it's too close to the truth. But I digress.....

Bad Rent Excuses

by mjcp
5-13-09

Bad Excuses for not paying your rent.


	I Got Robbed Yesterday!


	So I can't pay my rent this month.


	So are you trying to rob me now?

Bad Rent excuses 2

by mjcp
5-13-09

Bad Excuse for not paying rent


	I'm with the Sherrifs Department, I'm here to Serve an Eviction!


	DUDE, I had the Money


	Then Yesterday The Electric Company Shut off my lights! I had to pay $300 to get it turned back on!


	I guess the lights Will be on in an empty House!


	@#$%

Excuses for not paying Rent

by mjcp
5-17-09

AFTER a five day grace period!


	WTF - A 7 day Notice!


	I'm not paying any Damn Late Fee I'm only a week late!

Interesting Genetic Fact!

by mjcp
5-28-09

How can it be?


	GAWD! You are the worst Parent EVER!

The two worst parents EVER!


	GEEZ! You are the worst Parent Ever!

Produce a PERFECT Offspring?


	I can do no wrong!

Then and Now -1

by mjcp
11-01-09

THEN - 1900's


	Build a BETTER Mouse trap!


	and People will flock to your door!

NOW - 2000's


	Build a CHEAPER Mousetrap!


	and people will flock to your door!

Then and Now -2

by mjcp
11-01-09

Then - 1900's


	Good Job Chuck. The company showed a nice profit last quarter.

Now - 2000's


	Great Job, We only lost 10% last quarter

Then and Now - 3

by mjcp
11-15-09

Then


	Neccesity is the Mother of Invention

Now


	Cost Cutting is the Mother of Invention

It don't add up!

by mjcp
11-15-09


	$6 an hour 30 hrs a Week - I take home Less than $700 a month


	Health Insurance will cost me about $600 a month


	That leaves less than $100 a month for rent, utilities, and food


	I would move back in with Mom and Dad, but they just lost their house in a forclosure


	If I don't get insurance Obama will fine me!


	Screw it, I'll just go on unemployment, and get food stamps

The New Chrysler

by mjcp
11-27-09

Chrysler


	I've got an Idea that could Save us!

Chrysler


	We lower the price of our cars, but the employees work for Tips


	Do you think people would leave a 15% TIP?

Chrysler


	the restaurant workers Union bought it!


	Hmmm, less than minimum wage, no benefits - This could work!

The New Chrysler - Part 2

by mjcp
12-08-09

Chrysler Research and Developement


	The Lowly Tire valve has been around Forever, they are inexpensive, reliable, And last the life of the wheels


	But - we came up with an idea that would improve the safety of our vehicles by creating a tire valve that senses tire pressure


	The sensor Can warn you of a low tire, potentially saving lives!


	We spent millions in research, millions in testing, We need to sell them for $160 each to justify it


	We buy them from China - they only cost us $8 but we can still sell them for $160


	The cheap aluminum crumbles and the tire goes flat! I've had 4 failures in 2 years. I could have been killed - I replaced them with $3 valve stems

Medicare Medicaid, VA Hospitals, Now This!

by mjcp
1-02-10


	And So America This new Government Run Health Care Plan


	Will assure all Americans have affordable Medical Care

Ask our Vets at the VA Hospitals how thats been working for them!


	Blah blah blah blah!

An old Joke - Not original but WhattheHey

by mjcp
1-02-10


	Do you know what they call a Doctor with a "C" average in Med School?


	No, What?


	"Doctor"

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