All comics by mohy

 

by mohy
6-29-05
*power shuts off*
OH! I think the power is out
HAHA- who invited einstein over here?- HA
HeHeHe, my names isn't einsten silly..

 

by mohy
6-29-05
NASA will resume missions once they are up to standard saftey levels
So why are you in a spacesuit?
he wants to steal my suit!?!
No, I dont need you suit
They're going need new astronuts by that time

 

by mohy
6-29-05
*some where in Alberta...
I Like your dress
Thank you little girl
I'll give you 5 dollars for it
WHAT?! are you saying i'm cheap?
The lesson: know your weekness's
ok... how about a straw, a tic tac, and peice of used bubble gum?
You got yourself a deal!

 

by mohy
6-29-05
Day after bush speach june 29
So how did Bush justify the Iraq invasion last night?
i want to fling poo at this prick...
I want to fling poo at this fool
he said, and i qoute "terrorists can kill the innocent"
hmm. that makes sence.
stupid banana eater, fiber is the enemy

 

by mohy
6-29-05
I saw one of 'us' on tv last night
really?
yeah but he was acting very strange
what do you mean?
for some reason he was moon walking
your a dumbass....

 

by mohy
6-29-05
*summer is upon us
It mating season
I know
We are the only monkeys in this zoo
we could...
I think thats illegal
Not in Canada

 

by mohy
6-29-05
*Some one has decided to send a monkey to mars*
You have to be kidding me
Help me!
Don't worry little buddy, I'll save you
I'm screwed
Oh fuck...
Thanks :)

 

by mohy
6-29-05
Have you noticed I'm always holding this banana?
not really
I am! whats going on here?
hey! yeah your right. could it be we are just an imagenary...
*zap*
I should look more surpised.

 

by mohy
6-29-05
*after a long day of tanning..
Oh shit! I can't fell my tail
AH! I'll call 911
Forget that order a pizza
why?
It'll get here faster
gotcha

 

by mohy
6-29-05
Avril Lavigne has reportedly engaged to Sum 41 goofball Deryck Whibley
Ask me if I care?
It is for contest
So, stop wasting the readers time
theres prizes
don;t you think Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley make such a perfect couple?

 

by mohy
6-29-05
*realtionships....
You had fling with hairless primate didn't you?
Yeah, But its over now.
what happened?
She said I didn't care about her feelings and etc.
She fell into the toilet?
Yep.

 

by mohy
6-29-05
Time for some adventure...
Ok, I lied, this is actually self help meeting
?
BULLSHIT! You said there was going to be chips
Dumbass

 

by mohy
6-30-05
Um, what are u doing?
Chating on the ratedesi forum
Oh cool, I want in.
Ok, but pretend to be a girl, its more fun
*be careful who you trust
Someone wants to leave his wife and kids to marry me...
Ask for some money for a plane ticket. Thats how i got this new monitor

 

by mohy
6-30-05
*ahh banned!
Fuck! I just got banned!
why?
Because TheDude is power hungry dictator whose bent on censoring me
you said something stupid, didn't you?
yep
dumbass.

 

by mohy
6-30-05
Are u jacking off on internet porn?
what? no!
Good, that stuff is degrading
I agree
So what are you doing?
jacking off to ratedesi forum pics

 

by mohy
6-30-05
This sachin_patel person is calling me motty (fat)
I've seen his post, he hits on alot of young girls
damit my name is mohy not mothy...
just tell him ur confused little 15 girl
Ok, now hes made a thread honouring me...
figures....

 

by mohy
6-30-05
Geezer whats to ban sachin_patel
that's so bullshit
They should let be back on, damit!
So what are going to do about it?
Do what any good desi would do, i'm going annoy them
Me too, Dear TheDude It may interest you.....

 

by mohy
6-30-05
WTF!? i've been played
what do u mean?
sachin_patel has removed my name.
almost looks like hes taking credit
well screw RD, I dont need them, I can talk you, my only friend.
hehehe, i am sachin_patel

 

by mohy
6-30-05
Ok crap, looks like sachin_patel has gone homesexual on my ass
make sence
what do u mean?
its a standard supply and demand issue
*im joking sachin_patel :D
lack of supply forced him to change his demand?
exactly..

 

by mohy
6-30-05
not funny! but damit how can you not know my name?
WTF! who am I? who am I!
how are they suposed to know?
It says my name in url and top corner of every comic! thats how.
but how would they know your MightM?
Shutup.....
This wasn't funny...

 

by mohy
6-30-05
*RD im going to have some fun - see when the sun is down
Fuck, TheMasterBlaster just made the racist thread ever
I hate racist
yeah me too
there always white traller trash preying on the week
yeah, or black gang members trying make a name for them selves
Or some italian mobster bitching about there stupid leaning tower.

 

by mohy
7-01-05
I hurt my ankle
So, I hurt my right wrist
HAHAHA!
what's so funny?
I told you to pace yourself on the ratedesi.
Shut the Hell up...

 

by mohy
7-01-05
you pmed sameer?
Yeah! she's hot!
What did she say?
I think there might be somthing brewing ;)
She's getting a Restraining Order you, isn't she?
bastard....

 

by mohy
7-01-05
man, loveindia is old enough to be my dad
I know, and he calls 14/15 year old girls hot!
Damn! he is one twisted, horny "uncle"
I know.
Finally..
we found someone worthy to call "master" :)

 

by mohy
7-01-05
Damn! luscious_diva doesn't have picture on her profile :(
probably to keep perverts and pedophiles from pming her
But, why wouldn't she let me see her profile?
.......
?
im sticking to my orgianl statement

 

by mohy
7-05-05
So wheezy called you a queer ass?
Yeah….
Why?
Because she’s a spiteful old maid who takes confront in sadistically abusing young men.
*MightM Blush’s*
You’re in love, aren’t you?
yes! She’s perfect.

 

by mohy
7-05-05
Where the hell did hyrdo disappear to?
He is probably outside enjoying the sun instead of being cooped up in his room all day
Great, the weirdo’s roaming the streets just got a new leader
What? They fired you?
Bastards!
HeHeHe dumbass….

 

by mohy
7-05-05
Hey
Hey, remember your list of reasons to ban viagra?
Yes. You have something to add?
Yeah, pachaas Paisa .
HeHeHe, yeah he’s the biggest HornDog on RD, he will fuck anything with 2 legs
I heard he doesn’t mind 4….

 

by mohy
7-05-05
Ratedesi forums are full of so much shit!
I’ve never seen so many futile threads, even on star trek forums!
I know! Isn’t RD great? :)
Damit, all that effort to say a pun and he doesn’t notice :(

 

by mohy
7-05-05
wcome2myworld is an incoherent babbling pin head who has decided to string together random words
yeah I know, wtf is a siggy tit?
Probably, it has something to do with a lumpty tit…
Damn, wcome2myworld is type person that makes me feel good about myself
I know, he’s my new best friend.
Aww, no fair

 

by mohy
7-05-05
Dear Bonita since you are coming to Toronto I would like to..
What are you doing?
Warning bonita to stay clear of all the hobos in t.o
WHY!?!
I am trying to protect her from you.
Bastard….

 

by mohy
7-05-05
What the hell does ^Ilma^ mean by 'OOOOOOOOOOO THITH ITH'
Just nod and smile
WTF? now she says 'FAABUULOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS'
just say you total agree with her
man, you really understand women
i know....

 

by mohy
7-05-05
ektubaby is such a flirt!
I know she’ll flirt with any loser
So you got the webcam set up?
Yeah. What time is ektu going come on netmeeting
Soon
I hope she doesn't slap us too much.

 

by mohy
7-06-05
that's right BinDaaS_BaBe take off your shirt
dude, are u jacking off to BinDaaS_BaBe's sig?
next time nock....
Um, so, is it cold in here??
WHAT! u bastard
Ha, I can hardly see it :P

 

by mohy
7-06-05
meet mini and mighty
Hi, my name is mightychimp
HI, my name is minichimp
We reside in this hell hole that some call the Toronto zoo
Damn you hairless primates, its –5C, who puts an outdoor zoo in the middle of Canada!?
*mini crys*
We are both guyz but the ingrates in charge think we are female.
Plz help Us. I’ve forgotten what ‘it’ looks like :(

 

by mohy
7-07-05
Mini, after detailed observation I’ve figured out the hairless primates transportation system
It centers around 3 signals witch indicate when slow down, speed up or stop
A Green Light means go, a yellow light means go faster, a cop car means slow down.
Mmm skittles…
Help, I'm living with dumbass
you eat the red ones last!

 

by mohy
7-13-05
Mom isnt' Tod great ?
Hes ur seventh boyfriend in last 5 days!
oh come on mom....
Just remember, there is more to life than just boys
I know, but im not ready to experiment yet
...

 

by mohy
7-25-05
UK "terrorist" shot dead was Brazilian ???
Number of civilians deaths from the US war on terror
22, 000
Number of civilian deaths from the British war on terror
1.
Number of WMD's in iraq
priceless

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