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by moobyfox
11-22-01
In the backroom
(J.C.) - Hey have you seen my blue step stool?
(Brant) - hmm.. Should I wear the leather boyscout uniform or the crotchless polka-dot jumpsuit tonight?. OH, HI J.C. I don't know go ask Garrett.
On the floor
(J.C.) - Alright young man, where did you hide my blue step stool?
It's on your ass. While you weren't looking Chris and I put superglue on the seat.
I bet I whoop your ass before today's over.
Yeah, we had a feeling you would say that.

 

by moobyfox
11-22-01
(Brant) ... and now we're gonna perform "Bringer of Pain".
Play some Skynyrd! ... Hey bitch, bring me another beer!
Sir, please settle down.
I swear there is some good looking pussy in this place.
THAT'S IT! Norman please get out of here and for the love of God pull up your pants.
Sorry.

 

by moobyfox
11-22-01
(Bobby) - Alright, I'm going to lunch. I want you to build an endcap of green beans and then face ailse 5. Got that!
(Garrett) - Yeah, I'll take care of it.
(Garrett) - Damn, Bobby thinks if he's not here nothing will get done.
(Brant) - I know, it's like if he leaves the store will go to hell.
1 hour later
I knew it.

 

by moobyfox
11-22-01
(Norman) - Mmmmmm... that's one nice piece of ass.
Excuse me sir. Can you show me where you keep your nuts?
Sure... (Ziiipppp!)
Moments later...
How was I supposed to know she was talking about the canned nuts?
(Garrett) - Just be glad she didn't ask for the "Nut Kreme" on ailse 12.

 

by moobyfox
11-22-01
Norman exiting the bathroom.
(Norman) - Ahhhh, I just gave birth to a 5 pound baby Bobby.
(Chris) - That was more information than I needed to know.
GODAMMIT!, couldn't you have at least flushed?
Oh wow! It does look like Bobby.

 

by moobyfox
11-24-01
In the backroom.
Wow, did you see that huge rat run behind that pallet?
It's not a rat. It's Basil, the Siberian hamster.
...
It's a Faulty Towers reference.
Well your Faulty Towers reference just got ate by that huge snake.
Wow, it's turning into Wild Kingdom back here. I'm gonna grab my camcorder and record those two stray cats humping.

 

by moobyfox
11-24-01
Hello Norman, what's up?
Check this woman out. She is so hot and sexy. I want to fuck her.
Hey, that was a haiku.

 

by moobyfox
11-26-01
Clock-Out Room
What does that sign on the clock say?
It says by order of the store owner that no one is allowed to have overtime.
What a crock. I'll never be able to keep the dairy dept. in shape without overtime.
That tightwad can't stand to spend anymore money than he has to.
Hey, what does that fine print say?
It says..... "No fucking raises either".

 

by moobyfox
11-26-01
Clock-Out Room (End of the Week)
Oh crap, I got 5 minutes of overtime.
Surely Mr. Hufford won't care about me getting a few extra cents in my paycheck.
Hey Chris, Hufford's limo just pulled up outside and he looks pissed.
Uh-oh.

 

by moobyfox
11-26-01
Clock-Out Room
There's a new sign on the clock. "$50 Reward for information leading to who keeps writing on the side of the clock with a pencil".
I would be more concerned on finding out who keeps clogging and overflowing the toilet in the backroom.
I suppose they can put the turd in a jar and leave a sign on the clock that says, "$50 Reward for information leading to the owner".

 

by moobyfox
11-26-01
Those night carry-outs are savages. Look at the mess they left last night. Empty soda cans, panty hose, hand lotion, and open condom wrappers.
And I heard that Duane was tied up and one of the carry-outs put on a Halloween mask and violated him in the milk cooler.
Well, at least they used a condom this time.

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