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by mrmonster
12-10-02
How's it going everyone,Welcome to Hell.I'm Dave,I'll be your guide here in the eternal pit,before we begin are there any questions?
Yes,Hi! I was wondering,well,if maybe,there were any little BOYS here in hell?
Actually there is Father Flannigan,only seeing as its hell,the ''little boys'' are 200 feet tall,with genitals made out of barbedwire and have a hard on for little catholic priests like you!

 

by mrmonster
12-11-02
psssssst! Hey Snowman!
what the?!?!
Oh Great.Mom always said all that snowgirl porn was gonna land me in hell.
Time to pay the piper,BIOTCH!!!!!

 

by mrmonster
12-11-02
Mr Demon,I am a representitive of the MPAA,we've got reason to believe you've been downloading copyrighted movies and music,I'm going to have to serve you with these papers.
um...
Could I have a look at your hard drive sir?
You've got to be kidding me,you realize this is hell,right?
Do all of these cd's labeled 'illegal copyrighted monkey porn' belong to you sir?
This is a joke right? We don't allow lawyers in hell do we?Don't they have thier own special hell?...hello? guys?

 

by mrmonster
12-12-02
Meanwhile in hell,the MPAA tries to catch our demonic friend in the act of pirating music and fim..
So you're saying that all of these cd's of copied films and music are in fact backups of things you already OWN?
Well,um,sure,you see,I um,just copied them to er..um,protect them..Ya! that's it!
So,if I were to ask you to show me the ACTUAL DVD of 'Winnie the pooh and christmas too'' ,that you OWN,You could produce it?
well..see..I left it in another plane of existance..?.

 

by mrmonster
12-14-02
Meanwhile as the MPAA tries to rid hell of all illegally downloaded music and movies...
Ok sir,I have found almost 4,000 illegal music files,and 400 illegal movie files on your computer,not to mention the most lurid,disgusting,foul,gut wrenchingly awful midget goat monkey porn ever.
Aww c'mon dude it wasnt that bad,the goat was having fun!
Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Poof you're a monkey!
erp eek?
Kick ass!,I'll get the goat,the midget,and the camera!!

 

by mrmonster
12-16-02
>click< anna anna anna nicole shes sooooooooo outrageous!
ugh
Ish jush lil ol me annash nicolesh giggle!
Please! Let me kill her! NOW NOW
You won't let me kill her because you don't want her here right?
BINGO! Give that reaper a cookie and tell him what he's won!

 

by mrmonster
12-16-02
I'm Anna Nicole!My teenage son can see me naked on the internet,is that weird?
She is getting so fat..Is it just me? She get's fatter and dumber every show.Is she sucking on a pickle?
Bobby Trendy I'll sit on you,you homosexual stereotype!
No one can be this dumb,its got to be an act,Is she eating again? Why am I watching this?This is HORRIBLE. She is so FAT.
Well there goes my appetite..
Don't laugh but,the last time I was on the surface world collecting souls,I got lost in her belly rolls for a month.

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