A venture into the mostly unknown. by mrwuggum12-11-02 I saw these things from Jeff and Pete's AIM profiles. Wow, Jeff and Pete are pretty funny. Who would have guessed? I decided to make my own. Cause I'm funny. I'm gonna make one every day! So welcome to Tuz's comic strip thing. No you're not, you'll stop after a few days, take it from me. Shut up don't ruin my fun.
It is decided. by mrwuggum12-11-02 Gray Blue Gray! Blue! I say gray Shit. I guess I'd better get a new shirt.
Tuz the bunny by mrwuggum12-12-02 I made a comic about cleaning up my computer. It wasn't very good. But it's gone. What the fuck. Dude, why did you steal the comic I made today? I...um...didn't. Don't lie to me, dickface. Dude, I told you I... It's okay, you didn't miss much. AH HA I KNEW IT! You hate Jew bunnies! Oh well, you've figured me out.
Never Give Up, Never Surrender by mrwuggum12-12-02 I saw this comic thing, and it was cool! I saw so much potential to be funny. I've made three strips so far. And I'm nowhere near as funny as I thought. I told you, stupid. Okay, you know what Jesus, just shut up. I also didn't say I'm quitting. So THERE! I'll keep the bad strips coming. Ha HA!
Time to make another bad strip by mrwuggum12-13-02 I really wanted to sleep through the day today. But here I am and it's only noon. Where the hell did all my funny go? I wish. What he means is, he wishes the end was nigh, meaning the end of the day, meaning this strip sucks.
JAIME GOD DAMMIT! by mrwuggum12-14-02 Oooooooooh. Have fuuuuuun! Dude. There's nothing to fucking do. Oooooooooh. It's Saaaaturdaaaay! Yeah. Jaime is going to call me. We're gonna watch movies. All is lost. I aaaaaaaaaam Jaimeeeeee. I didn't caaaaaall you because I'm deeeeeeeeead. Fuck.
I think this might be funny! by mrwuggum12-15-02 So, dude, I hear you played "hide the salami" with your girlfriend the other night. Yup. You don't seem too excited, man. Yeah, well... Don't tell me you... We lost the salami.
New character pt1. wait, i've got characters? by mrwuggum12-15-02 Bye Jon! Bye Jaime, tonight was a lot of fun! No fucking way. What a crazy night. PUNK! RAMONES ARE THE BEST! Maybe you can guess who this is. Dude. Shouldn't you be in Minnesota at McCallister? Wasn't punk enough, bitch! You're my fucking best friend now.
New character pt2. wait, i've got characters? by mrwuggum12-16-02 So, you haven't gotten any smarter, have you? Shut up man! I'm not fucking stupid! Yes. You are very stupid, Jason. Everyone thinks I'm stupid! I don't get it! I'm not that stupid! And you're the one in the band I started. We hate you too, Jason Noran. Oh you mean the band that's good now that you're not in it? I hate you.
Oh shit less than a half hour left. by mrwuggum12-17-02 So, Tuz, what are you getting Pete for his birthday? Better than getting! Making! Making? You're making him something? How creative! Yeah, I'm making him this comic strip! Happy Birthday OSO! If by creative you mean cheap, and forgot until this evening it even was his birthday. So, Happy Birthday, Pete!