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by nexus
8-19-03
well it looks like this is how im going to die!!!
damn straight today im going to take your soul and you will be damned to spend the rest of your life in.......
hell? thats what you said yesterday and the day before and the day before that and the day before that im begining to think you cant take my soul at all!
i can to take your soiul you just wait and see my soul taking capabilities ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cough! cough!
oh i was just halusinating again i really have got to stop smokin all that gange!!
it was no halusination soon all souls shall belong to the squirrel race he he he he he he he he

 

by nexus
8-19-03
hi mister can i help you?
yo lil girl my name is rappin steve i rap to my peeps and i rap to sell weed!
my mum said that drugs are a bad and an expensive addiction
epensive !!! please........only 50 bucks an oz. when you wanna buy some hash just gimme a buzz
well i dont have any money right now but i can........................................................
WHAT NO MONEY FUCK OF THEN YOU DIRTY BICTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by nexus
8-19-03
outside the church.........
ah bless you child what seems to be you r problem? remember god is watching you!
fuck you baldylocks. why dont you go screw one of your quier quior boys and tell god to stop pervin on me!!
the quior boys are not quier they just like to express thier love for the lord through thier beautiful singing voices. and the lord is not perving on you hes just watching over and protecting you.
what the fuck you are so gay honestly do you really think he is protecting me look at my fucking hand were was he when i my hand fell of from jerkin of so much. hmmmmmm?
well child what ever you say i know deep down in my heart that god is taking care of evryone bless you child.
shut the fuck up go rape a donkey you ratsass lickin sheep fuckin church boy FUCK YOU!

 

by nexus
8-19-03
bachelor number 1 trys it on with our lora.........
hey sexy youve got beautiful lips but they would look much better wrapped around my dick!
oh my god wot a loser
bachelor number2 has a diffrent approch........
hey sweethang i wrote you a love letter to show you haow i feel n shit. roses are red, you'd give great head fuck this shit why cant i suck your tits?!?!
not if you were the last man on earth!!!!
after an hour and a half bachelor number 3 seems to be doing something rite
ive i just keep listening to this bitch mabye i'll finally get laid yaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!
so then i said to misty ryan is such a dog and she was like duh and i was all sure you went out with him.................................. any way your such a great listener you wanna go out sometime

 

by nexus
8-19-03
so mellissa i was thinkin since ive got a free house and loadz of condoms i thought we could ............
yes this is it he is gonna ask me to fuck him i cant wait until my dream i complete!
i thought we could make water bombs and throw them people wouldnt that be the best thing in the world?
you thought we could what?
mellissa please dont go i can change look ill pull my pants down now for you please dont go waaaaa!!!
jhonny look this just isnt working out mabye i should go to daves atleast hes puttin out cya

 

by nexus
8-19-03
daves house aka the school utility room.
dave i was wonderin have done it yet?
done what exactly?
you know done the dirty deed!
oh you mean eat a whole tripple bacon and cheese burger not yet it looked a bit big but ill do it just for you!
no dave that isnt what i was talking about mabye i should just go see stevie
ok but if your coming back please could you bringsome ketchup this might take a while!!!

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