All comics by nightgeek

 

The adventures of the grade school pimp... by nightgeek 12-23-01
The grade school pimp has three days to make his only hoe a suck-cess Get on the street bitch, my dad said you better make twice of what you brought in last night! How in the f*ck am I going to make $40?!!	Three hours later... Where's the cash slut?! I didn't get any customers yet, but it'll pick up soon.	Later at the golf course... How am I going to turn this crack whore into a profit?! Sorry, no customers yet, but golfers usually go for me, give me a few more hours here.

 

The $2 Tramp by nightgeek 12-24-01
For $20 I'll lick every inch of your body. Umm... no thanks...	$10, and I'm all yours, what do you say?! Why am I always getting approached by prostitutes?!	Ummm... for $2 I'm... yours... I guess... Wow! What a bargain! Meet me behind that dumpster in five minutes.

 

Mystery Meat 3: The New Nightmare part 1 by nightgeek 12-24-01
Should we go now? We're already late.. flying fuck piss. So what? Really, can't we go out to a club? It's halloween. I don't want to waste the night at this stupid club meeting.	Tonight's special. There's going to be witches, goats blood, all sorts of satanist debauchery... Fine...	On the way... Wait - Are they really going to try and resurrect the dead? The fact that they're even trying is creepy. What kind of twisted fucking meeting is this? Relax, this club is just for fun for the goth/industrial crowd, it's just for kicks, c'mon no one can resurrect the dead. Are you out of your fucking mind?

 

Mystery Meat 3: The New Nightmare part 2 by nightgeek 12-24-01
Oh my god! They just resurrected someone from the dead!!! AHHH!!!! I'm outta here!	What?!! The crazy asshole did it.. he really did it.	HAIRY THE RETARD IS BACK FROM THE DEAD Hairy the retard... wow... MEAT!! MYSTERY MEAT!!!

 

Mystery Meat 3: The New Nightmare part 3 by nightgeek 12-24-01
MEAT!!! I MUST FIND THE MYSTERY MEAT!! Wait for me Hairy!!!	What the fuck happened?!! How did you do it Alexis? How'd you bring him back from the dead?	I don't know... I didn't plan this. I don't know why this worked... it was just supposed to be a joke. For fucks sake I didn't expect him to come back alive! What happened?

 

Mystery Meat 3: The New Nightmare part 4 by nightgeek 12-24-01
I hired a voodoo preistess to come here and put on a show. Just a show! Then I don't know a smoke bomb went off and when the smoke cleared there he was,hairy the retard, back from the dead.	Thanks a lot for that! Can I ask you a question? What the fuck were you thinking? Huh? How am I going to explain this to the dean tomorrow you stupid bitch! You stupid vile bitch from hell! I only did the job I was paid to do. You must deal with it now. If you'll excuse me please, there's a woman in New York who lost her car keys...	No! How do we get rid of him?! ungrateful bastard...

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