All comics by nrgdrainer

 

Elf Noobie Police by nrgdrainer 8-23-02
NoOb_helpme!!!!!!!!!! finishes half life and hears about making his own maps Whats this "world craft" Program OMG PLZ NO!	So he proceeds to go a popular site: the valve erc to get all the answers TYPES: how do I make a door? REPLY: "check out the tutorials"	Along comes the newbie police where are the tutorials Thats it you idiot ! I stole your computer. HEE HEE HEE

 

A DUNKER by nrgdrainer 8-23-02
Spido Meets a Dunker ACK! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU! im a mud-dunker... I will eat you	um... uh... oh.... yikes! MMMM, Dunker like RABBIT	SEE YA LATER FREAK! come back sexy i just wanted to talk!

 

bad doc by nrgdrainer 8-23-02
doc; Ive been having some problems lately when doesnt he	I think I broke my tailbone... see oh god... I did not want to see that.......... Call in the ELF	WHAT THE HELL! You changed me into a goat! of course i did you evil bastard. hee hee hee

 

Sad Clown by nrgdrainer 8-23-02
sigh whats wrong you look so sad?	no one likes the circus anymore. Hollywood movies have replaced me. I hate everything I still like the circus!!	REALLY! Yeah Right! Clowns are gay! hee hee hee hee hee

 

Phone Bill by nrgdrainer 8-23-02
What the hell!? Suzie... our phone bill is $500!! Who have you been phoning! n..nno-one....daddy	Are you insane? Your my daughter, I demand you to tell me who you have been phoning! well... duh, ... obviously ive been phoning my antarctic boyfriend	ACK! you turned my into a dinosaur you creepy bastard! It Teaches you for ragging on suzie's phone time with me!

 

Sent to Hell by nrgdrainer 8-23-02
i am deathy... lord of fire.. ive come to take you to my lair where i will torture you for eternity oh shit	Come with me! NOW! NO!!! Never	You idiot! Why didnt you tell me you were friends with ELF Piss off deathy, me and bigeyes were chillin'

 

Captain Shump by nrgdrainer 8-26-02
Captain Power sees cute little squirrel. How are you little squirrel snicker	Aww isnt that cute. cherp	HOLY MOTHER OF EVERTYTHING THAT IS HOLY! WHAT HAPPENED! I SHUMPED YOUR MOM

 

another noob another tragedy by nrgdrainer 8-27-02
another noobie strip Hlp plz Noob here need help building lights plz in my lvel hlp! i hvae teh hammre, how do it set it up! On 3....	omg hwo do i mkae teh level with teh hammre, hlf life rlz i want to mkae teh levl .....2......1......	once again EFL returns ssssssssssssss teh evil efl hammred your arse wizatch.... hee hee hee

 

Death to EFL?! by nrgdrainer 8-27-02
Death to EFL??? ahem... *cough*... hello fellow readers. There comes a time in every comic strip to get rid of the old... and bring in the new.	There for we are going to get rid of EFL here, as the story lines have been getting tediously repetative and probably more than ever make you want to barf your guts out.... they are getting rid of me??? Not on my time they wont.	Oh well... maybe next time holy shit! Call security... this is totally insantiy! you will never get rid of EFL! I am way too funny! now bow down Biatch!

 

EFL Opens up to the world...... by nrgdrainer 8-27-02
friends, you have come to know me as a ruthless, hateful annoying little freak but i really would like you to get to know the REAL ME	Quite Simply, Im one Mean ass Mother F*cker from the North pole. My name is EFL and I like to carry around this box. Its my "maaagical" box.... Anyways, now that you have been reading my comic for quite some time now... i probably have already invaded your house and stole your TV. I most likely have killed your dog and insulted your mom.	These stupid freak ass biatch mo fo's never learn... right Captain Asshole? Ya Damn Staight... dese sons'a bitches never learn

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