Ripoff or Brad Pitt Vs the cigarette by nuclear_burrito5-15-04 Oh man, those brownies kinda tasted like grass ...... ...... I'm gonna rape you in the butt! !
Untitled by nuclear_burrito6-18-04 It's a good thing she's not 15 otherwise you could have gotten charged with rape. Your dumb.
Stupid attempt by nuclear_burrito6-18-04 Hey, cool afro! Thanks, I made it out of my pubes! ........ ......... Wanna check out my joystick?
One thing that pisses me off by nuclear_burrito6-18-04 I never could get why those fucking kids never give the damn rabbit some Trix Because they are too damn selfish. I know it's no big deal but, year after year I hear that annoying phrase, "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids" Maybe it's cuz they want to annoy you I mean, look at how skinny he is. I've come up with one reliable answer, you need help.
Dumb by nuclear_burrito6-20-04 Do you wanna hear a joke that's guaranteed to make a stoned guy piss his pants? Okay! What did one monkey say to the other monkey? Give me that banana! That was dumb.
I'm going to hell for this tribute to jesus sandwich by nuclear_burrito6-21-04 Haha, your on the cross. I really want a sandwich. That's the awesomest name ever, "Jesus Sandwich". Thanjks for the inspiration, now I'm gonna make fun of all your creations. Even though you make fun of me I still love you. ..........Your Gay! Oh Shit! Did I say that out loud?
Kurt Russell vs Tha Police by nuclear_burrito6-21-04 I'm Kurt Russell, I'm cool oooooooooo it is sa man Kuwt Russer (click) (click) Just Then... Fucking Japanese tourists.. (siren) (snort of coke) what's the prob piggy? I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a ticket for 2 reasons, your movies suck and I backed into your car.
My tribute to hoorj by nuclear_burrito6-25-04 IF PEANUT BUTTER WAS A CRIME, I'D BE SERVING 20 TO LIFE! ... ... It's a sin too. GODDAMMIT!
A minute for the nuclear burrito to shout! by nuclear_burrito6-27-04 Chris you fucking asshole, you fucking stole my painkillers! I thought they were birth control pills.