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by nuer0
10-22-05
A LONG TIME AGO IN A GAXALY AFAR WAY
HAY sup i'm bacon
hi im a deer would you like to travel to the past
yes that would be a very exciting thing for us to happen
well wehere you would you like to go
*whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
i would like to go to... 1955
ok i am now starting the flux capacitor

 

by nuer0
10-22-05
oh no its them theve come to get me you
its true hide marty ill take care o this *shot* ow im shot
*doc falls down*
doooooc
catch me in thisw if you can in this delorean
we are forign coming to get you

 

by nuer0
10-22-05
come on deloran come on go faster
*am chasing yo*u
*deloean hits 88*
what in fuc

 

by nuer0
10-22-05
*crashes into barn*
ahhhhhh whats happening
un
what is going on
who are you ARE YOU A SPACE MAN get the shotg
no dont dshoot me *gets in car drives away*
no *shoots mail box*

 

by nuer0
10-23-05
well guess im in the past now
helo im yor mom *kiss*
ewwwww
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
what
yor my mom thats gross
is yor name calvin kline

 

by nuer0
10-23-05
if im yor mom the who are you
its not who i am that defnies me but my actions that defines me who i am
im not talkin to u marty kline if you dont tell me who you are
fine stupid bitch
oh heys its biff (in teh past i mean present (it is now 1955)) what!! 1955??!!
uh helo mc fly *huits ur head* ha ha ha ha ha

 

by nuer0
10-23-05
but uncel own i was gona go into town get some power converters
you can hang out w/ yor freinjs later wevve got works to do
ugh fine frikkni itiot
hey uncle own this droids busted
well i knwo that droid hes a good droid
i bet yor a proticol droid

 

by nuer0
10-24-05
i dont need a protical droid do u speak bachi
why its like a second lagig to me
i bet yor a proticol droid
yes i am ay yi yi yi yi
i dont need a protical droid do u speak bachi
why its like a second lagig to me

 

by nuer0
10-26-05
i dont need a protical droid do u speak bachi
uncle own this ones busted
well i knwo that droid hes a good droid
uncle own how about that one
bip bop boop whirr
ok ill take that r2 unit

 

by nuer0
10-26-05
what is it r 2
bip bop whoo
*hologram
genreal canobi this is our mostdesprit our help me obiwon canobi ur my honly hope
wbhat was that pay it again
genreal canobi this is our mostdesprit our help me obiwon canobi ur my honly hope

 

by nuer0
10-26-05
whered there r 2 unit go
oh im so ry dont deaccvate me he went of lookin for his owner obi won canobi
what we have to go find him
yes ok i will go that stupid r 2 unit
ow i got stung by a spider
that is too bad robot

 

by nuer0
10-26-05
notices he is geting buff
lokin good peter parker
shoots a web on aciedent
woh wohat was that
ebats up school bolly
im a monster undcle own

 

by nuer0
10-27-05
uncle own take me to to library to fight in a wrestling
but uncle own i was gona pick up some power converter
you can hang out with your frneids later
ok lets go
later - at the wresling
i am spider luike
that name is LAME ITS THE AMAZING SPIDER MAN

 

by nuer0
10-27-05
ahhhhh
im gona going to get u
ahhhhh *shots web*
ahhhhh
get me now spider butt
but uncle own i was gona go into bachi get some power friends laters
ah
congratulations kid u won the match and money the money
dude awesum

 

by nuer0
10-27-05
gime the meony money
no you do no get the money
oh no its a rober
give me yor money thank u bye
no
stop himm!

 

by nuer0
10-27-05
now ive got the money wait no i dont never midn OH NO UNCLE OWN
help im shot by the sand peopl
sand people?
i mean storm rroopers
i mean the rober

 

by nuer0
10-27-05
now i got the money i mean credit
your cedit is no good here
tger are not the dorids you are looking for
your credit is no good here
move along
move along mopve along

 

by nuer0
10-28-05
my frined doesn t like yuo
im sory
I DONT LIKE YOU EITHER
your friend has a but for a mouth
ow
shots web
ow your lightsab cut my arm of

 

by nuer0
10-28-05
ahhhhh
uve nvar heard of milenium facon
we culd buy or own ship for that much
but whos gona fly it kid u
yor friend has a fur for a mouth
awauhauh
heres new stragety: let wokie win

 

by nuer0
10-28-05
seems like someones taken a your handy work
oh no! mary jane!
wa shu ba sha solo??
f u *shots*
ow im dead
here money sourry about the mess

 

by nuer0
10-28-05
oh no its storm tropers the gren goblin
psew psew psew
psew psew psew
lswe psew psew
psew psew psew pse
is yor name calvin kline *throws bomb*

 

by nuer0
10-28-05
ahhhhhhhhh
quit cheiwe lets take of
waagaagaua
awwwwwwwww yeah
psew psew spew
not the droids were lookin psew
take that stormtropepers
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah

 

by nuer0
10-28-05
whats its a stormfrooper tie fighter
shoot it *shots web*
It's heading for that small moon.
thats no moon
shoot it
its got us in the tracter beam

 

by nuer0
10-29-05
im luke skywal im here to rescue you
arent you lital short for a spider trooper
yes psew psew psew
ok *kiss for luck* for luck *kiss* for luck
ew your my mother psew psew psew psew psew psew psew psew psew psew psew psew psewp sepw p
do you speak bachi

 

by nuer0
10-29-05
that very nice smell you dfdond
waugugauaa
ahhhhhh
my friend doesnt like you *pulls onder water*
ahh *im onderwater*
oh no where is look skywal
suht down all garbig smashers on tdetion level

 

by nuer0
10-29-05
uuauagau
shjt down all garbig smashers detintin
shut down all bargigsmashers detitntin
im back come in seethrepio shut down all garbig
uaauuuagauauagaua
its not who i am that defines who i am btu how i shut down garbig smashers ondentin level
fine ill shut down *done*

 

by nuer0
10-29-05
oh bollocks what the heck is that
im an ewok
no not yet go aqway wait to you speak bachi
yes its like sacond langig to me
oh no! mary jakne
but undoe owen i was going to piower conveter some flux capacitor

 

by nuer0
10-29-05
quick lts go back in time to 1955
ok i wil use flux pacitor
in 19555
hullo i am lital anekin skywal
hol ycrap *shots web*
ow im dead
ow i destroyed my existanse

 

by nuer0
11-01-05
uh-oh
whats wrong r2
well...
ive got hemorrhdroids

 

by nuer0
11-01-05
But you can't be in that podracer race against your own father!
i can and i did i mean i will already do it
mesa cal jar jar bix
these aren ot the doirds looking for
let's race
let's ra

 

by nuer0
11-12-05
i am wining th frace
you jkerk
no i am wining the race
you jerk
you idiot i win
ow i crased and i did died

 

by nuer0
11-12-05
luke you won thrace god job
but uncle own iw as going to pick up some power converters
these arent doids you looking for
Move along, move along.
oh no!
the lgithings arbout to strike the clo tower! and im stuck in the trunk of thiscar

 

by nuer0
11-12-05
doc what we going do
you get out of ta thunk and come get on the car and drive here
*dnnn*
help black guys get me our of your damn trunk
we're are black don't know how
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!
yeah we black
y'all know me still the same ol' G but i been low-key

 

by nuer0
11-12-05
doc im out but now biffs got the record book
get it back marty! before his a rich in future and marrys yor mom
huhu hu im at a dance lookin at sports scores
amlost got it...
biff wat are you goding with those sports socres
oh crap sorry dont take it from me crap you took it from me

 

by nuer0
12-12-05
ok i am very sneaky geting the scores from pincipal
*thros scores in the garbig*
*thros scores in the garbig*
*thros scores in the garbig*
*smahses martys* fingerss
OW i didnt really say that i am hiding do you have a proitcal doird
well i guess it is time for me to leave

 

by nuer0
12-12-05
doc doc i got the scores! wait its a pornos
damit marty get the scores! he will mary yor mom and haev a casino
*look of determination*
uh helo mcfly time 2 chase u w/ my cars
ahhhhhhhh
*dumps poop on u*
nopt again!!! (thios time in the pass)

 

by nuer0
12-12-05
bup bop whir
marty is yor sister did u get the scores
yes brb gotta play hjony be good
i am black and in the band
wtf
wel ur kids are gonna LOV it
wtf

 

by nuer0
12-12-05
and if u ever have a kid and he sets power converter to thrug go eay on him lol
ga ga ok marty kline
its you
its yo
mcgly!!!!!!!! *slams through door in to a marty*
ow crap my faec

 

by nuer0
12-12-05
oh dam my face
tigev my mmoy mo mo give my my record scores book and also yor mom
nooo o ooooooooo *shoots u*
ow!
*joke music plas&
guess the jokes on my!

 

by nuer0
3-28-06
now thats that taken a care of i have to save mary jane?
help helpim lokced in this black person people cars
hepl get me out of this car my friend is locked n that lookes like a me (im back from the future into the past)
oh crap i locked ur friend in now it's unlocked but i sliced my hnd TWO OF YOU????!?!?!?!?
johnnny goo go johny be good
oh no disapering hwo am i a going to power convert NOW!

 

by nuer0
3-28-06
ha ha well get that marty kline when hes done playing this guitars song on guitars
ha ha yes we wil ha ha psew
watch out faty im dropping a boulder on your heads
no dont do that please dont no don ow heads
i dont remeber wat i did to kill you though
its ok im wearing 3d glases ow nkocked out

 

by nuer0
3-28-06
well your kids are going love it
wait i already referenced this entire scene damn it
gotta get out of her quick! before bif catch OH NO!
oh marty why i oughta
(jokes pmuscik plays*
*punch bif* yor friend has a 3d for a glasses
guess thejokes on a YOU for reading this dumb comic

 

by nuer0
3-28-06
im going to get youmarty give me back the money money
youll have to catch e first but im shoot you at you with spider webbed
you guot me with spider webs and i cant move
i ahte you spider man luike psider luike psew
great shot a kid thats a money in a millions
thakns!

 

by nuer0
4-01-06
cograutlsuooions kid you money thie money... finaly!!
holy cras did i really
yes
"Here We Go" by *NSYNC plays softly in the background.
apirl fools
gyess tehe jokes on me! huh

 

by nuer0
4-02-06
I guess it's silly. I mean, sometimes it's like... looking in a mirror... Y'know?
I know, Sarah. And it's not silly. I... I've felt it too. Like we're...
Connected?
Connected.
I don't know how, or why, but I feel it... It's like, y'know, we might be sisters or-
hey yea sory to interupt tish period fest but do any of u have a speak bachi i need to get a scores book bac to save my mom

 

by nuer0
4-02-06
ok marty did u get teh scores scores gthe lightnins about to clock
yea man i got the bachi scores
oknow get to the clock to lightnint to the future back to the fureute
on my way doc! brown
ok marty are u here ok go now!! NOW
start u stupid piec of junk time deloren

 

by nuer0
4-02-06
ok so did u get teh scores
yes now lets watch the podrace
and winer of race is.. spider luek
won the bachi podrace podcast
there now we won the moeny the money won themoeny
cool lets get dunrk

 

by nuer0
4-02-06
i mean yor mom
with al this moenys we won were gonna dirnk somuch power converters
man yor drunk stop kising tat lady shes yor sister
i mean i had the neame first michlae bolton
pc load eror wat t fuck does tat ean
shut down all they pc load leters
do u speak bachi i dont need a poritcal ofeidgd

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