All comics by o0s0m0o

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by o0s0m0o
8-27-03
Somewhere in the Antlantic Ocean Just off the Coast of Iraq
Honey, I'm Home
Sup Homie

 

by o0s0m0o
8-27-03
Sup Homie
I'm Indian, Give me Money

 

by o0s0m0o
8-27-03
Yo bitch, where's my moolah!?
Yo, I'll hit you back on da first knamean?

 

by o0s0m0o
8-27-03
Die Bitch
Hey, That's Illegal!
Die Bitch
Hey, That's Illegal!
Die Bitch
Hey, That's Illegal!

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
Somewhere where Rosie O'donnol Lives
*Knock Knock*
Ms. O'Donnol You're Under Arrest For Having Such A Shitty Talk Show and Making such shitty movies, The Charge is to be brutally murdered by a former serial Killer.
What!?, I had Tom Cruise on a few days ago! and I'm lesbian this is sexist!
Some Prison..
George Bush? Why are you in Prison?
Oh no I'm not in prison!, I'm the Killer

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
Umm. Mr. Bush When we said you should give up your spot we were talking about your spot at president.

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
At Seth's House
PWNED YOU JUST GOT PWNED BY..the guy who...pwns..a lot..
At Some Guys
Damn That Sir PwnsAlot is good.
hm, dont know what to say.
FUCK YOU FUCKER

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
In Animal Whore City...
where to fuck am i..?
You're in Animal Whore City
Bring It Foo!
DIEEE BIATCH
Hey You're Not an Animal, but you're a whore!
I sureeee am.

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
Somewhere Near You
Hey Sexy
Yo Bitch
WTF I LOVED YOU FRANKY LIOTA JR THE 5th
Too Bad Bitch Gimme Head
*DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN*
Why don't you give ME HEAD!!
OH JESUS NO SWEET ITALIAN GINO JESUS NO!!

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
Deep In The Graveyard 5 Minutes from Seth's House(o0o0o0o Spooky)
Hm, Looks like nothings here so I'll jus....AHH!
That's Right Seth, I'm your Worst Nightmare! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA The Fonz WITH A GUITAR
*dun dun dunnnnn*
Hey Wait That's not scary!
O0o0o0o0o Listen to this scary Fonzzy Riff
Deep In The Graveyard 5 Minutes from Seth's House(o0o0o0o Spooky)
...
Cmon Man Just Pretend to be Scary..Please?

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
Come, Deeply into a Monkey Island Argument
Dude, I'm Telling you Guybrush goes Right on the third direction in the forest!
He goes left idiot! do you want me to go and check it for you!?
Listen Fuckface, I have a copy of the map at home that I stole off of a homeless guy!
What?
Come, Deeply into a Monkey Island Argument
..fucker
Aha, you have Homeless Friends!

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
More of this shit..
Listen Up Fool, Monkey Island 1 Owns Monkey Island 3 any fucking time!
No way CockChugger. Monkey Island 3 Has Better graphics and a better story
GO GOBBLE DOWN A BOWL OF COCK YOU MONKEY ISLAND ILLITERATE!
THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS, SKIPPY
How Gay is this...?
Ugh! Take that Cyber Punch Fool
Cyber Judo CHOP! MOTHAFUCKA!!!!

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
More Arguing...I Hate my Job...
Hey dude this Sucks, let's just throw random Insults at eachother
Sounds Cool, buddy!
Hey Cumface, Thats some nice blonde hair you've got, no wonder you're so stupid
What!? I thought we were friends
No dude, we were throwing random insults at eachother remember?
Why would we do that..?

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
Seth Is Confronted By A Serial Killer..It's about time damnit!
HOLY SHIT
OOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA
No Man, School Starts in 3 days!!
Did I scare You!?
Get the hell outta my house!
Well, Thanks for getting my hopes up, fuckface

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
In Asia(aha dumb sand niggazzzz)
Hi, I'm Osama
Fuck You, Sand Nigger!
Hey Are we in Egypt cause this kinda looks like that thing on CNN where they dug up the Tomb
I'm Canadian, we hate CNN
Curry..I Need Curry!
Curry Sucks.

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
News Flash:Creator is now Drunk
Hi, We're Asian
But We Look Indian!
Chink
Redskin
AHHHHH
BAHAHAHAH IM REALLY A CONFEDERATE SOLDIER BE MY SLAVE NOW!

 

by o0s0m0o
8-29-03
Chinks suck!
Spics Suck!
Hey, you racist you..uh...suck!
Suck My Balls, Hippy

 

by o0s0m0o
8-30-03
Hello, I'm Abtar
Hi
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA YOU GONNA DIE AMERICAN
OH SHIT!
Shit.
Aha, Sand Nigger

 

by o0s0m0o
8-30-03
Ohh OHhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhh
OPEN UP YOU WOKE UP MY CAT SHITFACE
Ohh OHhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhh
*knock Knock*
I thought you were Gay!
That was 30 seconds ago

 

by o0s0m0o
9-01-03
Seths House
lalala...AHHH SHIT
DIE BIATCH
In Heaven
Shit, Where Am I!?
Youz In Heaven , Home Dawg.
Dun Dun dunnnnn
ahahahaha, Jesus is a whigger
That's it, you call Jesus a whigger! That's against the 11th Commandment! You're Going to...HELL!

 

by o0s0m0o
9-01-03
Seth (now Falling from Heaven into...HELL!)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AH OH SHIT AHH!!
Seth (now Falling from Heaven into...HELL!)
Hey, What you here for?
Bull Threw me Up in the Air.
Seth (now Falling from Heaven into...HELL!)
Alright I'll cya then...AHHHHHHHHH
Later Man...AHHHHHHHHHH

 

by o0s0m0o
9-01-03
In...HELL!
Woah, Now where am I..oh yeah Hell
Hey Homie
In...HELL!
Why are you so nice?
IM NOT BITCH
In...HELL!
..
Hey! HEY! TALK TO ME DAMNIT

 

by o0s0m0o
9-02-03
In Hell
Hey! Where'd you get that Computer!
I Do What I Want, When I want
Uh..Hello! You're in MY House you Have to talk to ME
ANSWER ME!...damnit...I want a computer

 

by o0s0m0o
9-02-03
Still in hell.
So Eh.. What's Up?
Would you show some Respect? I mean I've been a demon here for like 2 billion Years, Show some Respect
This is Such a ripoff of Monty Python's:The Holy Grail =D
Uh How about no, Foo!
AHH NO NOT FOO ANYTHING BUT FOO!!!
Woopsies..
Holy Crap You Killed Our Head Demon!

 

by o0s0m0o
9-02-03
Seth Thinks of A plan to get out of Hell!
hmm.
That's it!
Ahaha Those Foo's wont know what hit them
Oh Shit.

 

by o0s0m0o
9-02-03
Foo!
AW CRAP!
YO FOO!
OH NO, NO NOOOOO!!
Uh Oh!
ok.
Hello Seth, Try and Take Satan on!

 

by o0s0m0o
9-02-03
Seth Vs. Satan
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NOOO
That was Easy.
You Said It.
Back On Earth.
eyyy, back on Earth
Sup Home Dawg

 

by o0s0m0o
9-02-03
Man, I Hate Homos
The Fuck you just say!?
Homos Suck..balls
I know...duh
Yeah I..oh
He Wanted Me

 

by o0s0m0o
9-03-03
Hey, I'm gonna buy myself a strip creator Hat!
Wow Cool-o!
Yeah, and the fun doesn't stop there! for my convenience it comes with a revolutionary one-size-fits-all velcrow strap!
OMG MY HEART! MY HEART!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Man, they're trying too hard!

 

by o0s0m0o
1-18-04
Hello, i am here on behalf of the 52304 suns tribe to discuss donations and support for receiving more land for my peoples
Tell me more..
We work very hard doing our jobs and drinking our alcohol
...
Let me take you on a magical aboriginal Journey!
ook..

 

by o0s0m0o
1-18-04
Here, we have two hard working boys after a day of school
hey man you got any 40's?
nah, but i hear Lungtung Son of Sloth does, lets go!
Uh oh! watch out for the whiteman, Bingchoo father of child! Ah, handled like a true Native
Hey man, you know where the rodio is?
I'm indian give me money
And that's why you should give us mone.....sir?

 

by o0s0m0o
1-18-04
Kaboom Nigga i slap dos honkeys cause dey playin wit my donkey
Those cracka ass bitches commitin hate crimes on mah niggaz gonna get shot in da face cause dey cant pick up da pace
we kill honkeys, spics and jews cause what we got to lose?
If the cops find us killin crackas we get one night in da cellar
We sell da crack and smoke da dope cause we can blame it on da white folk
cause if my mom catch me smokin coke or shootin up i just yell out "hate crime" and the lawyers chant what up

 

by o0s0m0o
1-18-04
In the Days of the Dinosaurs
Jolly good day hm, chap?
Why yes, is that a mochafrappacappachinomofo you've got?
why yes it is.
interesting.
woops..
those dinosaurs sure are boring...im gonna spic things up a bit!
See you at the smithsonian

 

by o0s0m0o
1-18-04
possums house
hey i believe he has wrote in the forumns perhaps i should attempt to verbally attack him for no apparent reason
he he he he i made fun of him.
possums writes: HEY YER COMICZ SUCK FAGZ)RZ LOLZORS!!!
HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKIN AT DEM NAKED MEN AGAIN GEET UP HERE AND GET YER SPANKIN!
Yes mother.

 

by o0s0m0o
1-18-04
Arnold.
Hello my fellow Cali-Californ-Californianinins
This year is a year of change for California, Say Asta La Vista Baby to your taxes and umm... un-terminate jobs
We will also be using California to do all the explosions and cool things for My next T4 Mov....i mean uhh..we wont do that and uhh Gray Davis is a wimp..

 

by o0s0m0o
1-18-04
Cheryl, i have something to say, i banged your sister, best friend and your tai chi instructor
WHAT!? Fred, I really think we shouldn't see eachother anymore
Come on Cheryl, just because I did your Personal Trainer, mom and doctor doesn't mean I don't love you
WRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
shucks, thought she wouldn't notice...

 

by o0s0m0o
1-18-04
Grease Bucket's Chicken
Well Hi there folks, I'm Klucky and I'm here to talk to you about how our chicken is made soooooo fine
First off, I'm taken from the fields, decapitated and sent to greasebuckets for some good ol' cookin!
Here in the kitchen I'm all spiced up and cooked to yer lickins', Remember kids, if it aint greasebuckets it can't choke you with the 5 gallons of grease put into each bucket
HELP...ME..

 

by o0s0m0o
1-18-04
WAZZZZUPPPPPP
that is so unoriginal
oh..well what do you suggest?
You have to be clever and think of your own catchy phrases like me.
a few hours later..
WAZZZZUPPPPPP
Hey, I like that.

 

by o0s0m0o
1-19-04
MJ Bro's interview
What are your opinions on the michael jackson case, sir?
well in my opinion this thing is a joke
I'm one thousand percent sure my brother is innocent
Well by the looks of it, you're not sure of anything

 

by o0s0m0o
1-19-04
Hell.
Welcome to hell sir, let me take your coat and show you to the ass-ramming facility
Oh no! is there any way you could..you know help me out a bit and let me off the hook?
OF COURSE NOT! ILL BEAT YOU SO BAD THAT YOU BLEED OUT YOUR EARS AND THEN CUT YOUR BODY UP INTO LITTLE BITE SIZE PEICES AND FEED THEM TO YOUR GRANDMA AS BITS AND BITES
Oh well thanks a lot, buddy
what a jerk.

 

by o0s0m0o
1-19-04
Hello Mr. Wallus, I'm here concerning the bias things you've been teaching my kid
WHAT!? THAT'S CRAZY CONSERVATIVES ARE EVIL
see? there you go again this is what I'm asking you to stop
I WORK HARD, I SHOULD BE PAYED MORE FOR WHAT I DO
How do you work harder then anyone else? you get almost all days off that students do and teach children things out of a book you're reading
The attitude just comes with the title, ok?

 

by o0s0m0o
1-19-04
K-Mart
OOH YEAH MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IN THE BUILDING
Welcome to K-mart how may i help you?
OHH YEAH, MACHO MAN WANTS TO SIGN SOME AUTOGRAPHS FOR HIS AWESOME MACHO FANS
Umm...who are you?
MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IN DA BUILDING
I'm going to have to ask you to leave

 

by o0s0m0o
1-19-04
WAZZUP DAWGGGGG
leave.

 

by o0s0m0o
1-19-04
Coolguy56 writes: WAZUP GUYZ0RZ!?
Coolguy57 writes: NM YO WASSUP GUYZ?
SHolland Writes: Hey guys, hows it goin?
Coolguy56 writes: LOLOLOLOLOLZ
Coolguy57 writes: ROLFMALFAMOWMFLAMWLFX6
..what?

 

by o0s0m0o
1-19-04
In the days of the Dinosaurs..
Well, I'd say we've beat god from surviving off of our diet of Ciggarettes and coffee wouldn't you agree?
Yeah, what a chump
Son of a...I'll show those bastards
IT BURNS IT BURNSSSSS
*gulp* eh...wheres that broccoli?

 

by o0s0m0o
1-20-04
Hello America, I'm Britney speers
I haven't been eager for attention lately how could i be? Just because out of no where I've become an alcoholic, had a marrage last a day and kiss madonna doesn't mean I'm an attention whore
*reads* Britney, wi-will-damnit! Will you merry me?
OH MY GOD! Of course i will!...................you get that, Jonathan?

 

by o0s0m0o
1-20-04
Woof
What's that boy? o0s0m0o makes the best comics ever? you should give him a 5 if you've donated?

 

by o0s0m0o
7-07-04
Random Highschool Yard
Hey Marty, what's up *Snicker*
man, leave me alone.
after taking a turn around the corner
FAAAAAAG!!!...hehehe
Later at Home
...OH FUCK IM DEAD TOMMOROW

 

by o0s0m0o
7-07-04
Like I always say, more cushion for the pushin
None for you, wrinkle-balls
Come over here to get some candy, little girl
SUCK EM BALLS!
....what...the...fuck...

 

by o0s0m0o
2-01-05
Hey Lara, how's the Stevenson case coming along?
I'm sorry, I'm trying to drink water, could you not talk to me.
so how are yoooou, tim?
UHH..UHH UH OH UHH ALT F4! UHH ERR UHH CTRL ALT DELETE UHH NO OH GOD..
man can you belive that i mean What a bitch i mean COME ON, that is just..thats just unbelivable whatever man, i mean What a bitch, all i do is ask her a question i mean i dont care but what a bitch..
I DON'T KNOW, I'M LEAVING NOW

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