All comics by oShaabs

 

by oShaabs
5-26-04
Hey Kyle, I just wanted to say thanks for letting me borrow your say thanks for setting up my computer for me the other day. How can I repay the favor?
Well lets see...
We can start with an initial set up fee, then payment for the software I installed, the ink cartridge was pricey. A fee for my time, lets say $11.95/h. Oh, and the SuperDeluxe Porno Finder. $3455.45
Damn! I always get screwed on the SuperDeluxe Porno Finder!

 

by oShaabs
5-26-04
I'm having a serious moral dilemma. Someone at school is getting blamed for something I did, I don't know what to do.
Are you my conscience? Shouldn't you be a little dude on my shoulder?
Nope, i'm your Guardian Angel. The name's Leroy, and i'm here to guide you.
So are you gonna help me with my dilemma?
Yeah, yeah, in a minute... hey listen, do have any beer? Or maybe a wine cooler.

 

by oShaabs
5-26-04
So what's the problem Rashad?
It's Leroy, my Guardian Angel. He's been here for days but hasn't helped me at all. He just drinks wine coolers and watches TV.
It wouldn't bother me so much if he would watch something good, but all he watches is Three's Company
John Ritter, your the man.
Up next on Three's Company, Jack Janet and Chrissy get caught up in a comic misunderstanding.

 

by oShaabs
5-26-04
Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted, and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, I don't think it would have explained everything.
Don't worry 'bout me. I'm just a citizen... a citizen named Kane.
Oh yeah I saw this flick... It's the guys sled.

 

by oShaabs
5-27-04
So Victor, have you met Rashad's Guardian Angel yet?
Rashad's got a Guardian Angel?
Yeah, his names Leroy, but he isn't very angelic. He sits around Rashad's house watching Three's Company.
Really... Three's Company is what divine beings watch?
I always thought that show was the work of the devil.

 

by oShaabs
5-27-04
It's not fair. Why does Rashad get a Guardian Angel and I don't?
I'm just as devout as he is, maybe even more devout. I DESERVE A GUARDIAN TOO!
Did you call me.
Not exactly what I had in mind

 

by oShaabs
5-27-04
So Becky, hows about you and me go to the movies tomorrow night.
I don't know Rashad, you've always been sort of a bad boy. Thats not really my type.
Come on Becky, i've changed. I don't party any more, my grades are up. I stay away from drugs and alcohol. I'm a model teenager now.
Well, I guess if you've mellowed out...
Hey Rashad, where can I put this keg for the shin-dig tonight?
In the garbage along with all of my hopes and dreams.

 

by oShaabs
5-27-04
How can I help you sir?
Yeah can I get a couple of those bottles of Jack Daniels behind the counter.
I'm sorry, i'll need to see some ID.
You're kidding right... I'm a freakin' angel for christ sake. I have a god damn Halo floating over my head! I was sent from up above to help a man in distress! So just sell me the liquor!
I'll still need to see some ID.
Ya know, sometimes I wonder why even bother wearing the Halo.

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