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by opeuga
9-17-03
Dude, we should make a comic strip.
Hey, yeah, we're witty.
Sorta witty.
Well...
Look at the pretty kitty!
Ya know, it could be that we're too witty.

 

by opeuga
9-17-03
Hmmm...
There seems to be no way for me to orient myself so that you're not groping my naughty bits. HEY!! MIND YOUR HAND!
Here kitty, kitty...

 

by opeuga
9-17-03
I'm not in this strip unless my wang is freakin' HUGE.
*psst* Fourth wall, man...
Meanwhile, on the other side of the fourth wall.
Oh. Ummm...
I AINT GAY UNLESS I HAVE A HUGE PENIS!!!
Cut! Your line is "I love the cock!" Dammit!

 

by opeuga
9-17-03
Ok, just to be clear. I'm Ope, the creator of this strip.
And I'm Drew.
I am not gay. In fact, in real life, my roommate Drew is also...
...
Drew is gay in the comic strip.
I like mens.

 

by opeuga
9-18-03
Hey Ope.
Hey, it's my smooth-talking, ladies-man, friend Richard.
Where are all the chicks in this strip?
Dunno, probably all watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy...
Shutup man! Don't say that so loud! You know how Drew gets when he thinks about host Carson Kressley! And I don't feel like getting wet today!
Speaking of, where'd that shifty little fruit glide off to? I need help with my outfit.

 

by opeuga
9-19-03
Sweet Jesus! Turn on the fan and light a match in there, Drew! Holy Christ!
Damn gay people...

 

by opeuga
9-22-03
It is time, once and for all, to see who has the larger penis.
*zip*
*zip*
I knew it! I win by a bell end!
Wait a sec! I'm starting to catch up!

 

by opeuga
9-23-03
In steps Sinead the professional Softball player. *ahem*
So how long have you been gay?
Oh, I was born gay, girlfriend.
No you weren't! Being gay is a choice... Something you learn.
So you're saying being gay is like a disease?
Hey, don't cough on me.

 

by opeuga
9-24-03
Hyuck.

 

by opeuga
9-25-03
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
Hey Ope, why are you standing outside?
Let's see... ummm... Drew's inside enjoying some cable TV.
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
Will & Grace?
No, no, I think he's moved on to Dharma & Greg.
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
Yeah, Dharma's hot. But...
Yeah. Greg, dude.

 

by opeuga
9-26-03
I'm goin' to drop the deuce.
Again?
Hey Ope, where's Drew?
In the bathroom. Again.
Ope, here's something to think about: Do you own a plunger?
Why do you ask... OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

 

by opeuga
9-29-03
Whatcha eatin'?
A new snack marketted towards gay people.
What's it called?
Penis Bites.
Creme filled center?
You got it.

 

by opeuga
10-01-03
WWE is bring 'Smackdown' to our town.
I said: WWE IS BRINGING 'SMACKDOWN' TO OUR TOWN!
Just be still and he won't know that I've just peed myself.

 

by opeuga
10-02-03
My life has really changed since my roommate learned he was a homosexual.
Now my bread has berries in it...
And I have to keep the toilet seat up.

 

by opeuga
10-03-03
Hey, Drewfus.
Hey, Kinky-poo.
I... you...
hate... much...
Score!

 

by opeuga
10-06-03
Hey Ope, why are you standing outside?
Drew's entertaining some sailors.
Navy? Merchant marine?
Coast guard.
Ahhh, no wonder you moved your mattress and box springs outside.
Yeah. Unfortunately, I didn't make it out in time to get the tent before all the festivities started.

 

by opeuga
10-07-03
What's in the glass?
My urine.
Oh. Good. I thought it was going to be something weird.
Nah.
Ya know, urine helps cure athlete's foot.
Yeah, this is my second glass.

 

by opeuga
10-08-03
*sniff* *sob*
Hey Drew, why are you crying?
Because...
You just punched me in the face five minutes ago!
Oh yeah... How's that going for you?

 

by opeuga
10-10-03
Hey, what happened to my Barbies?
I sold 'em.
WHAT? WHY!?!?
To buy these ramps for my car so I could change my own oil.
But those were mine!! *whimper*
How was I supposed to know? They were still in the closet!

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