Is there really a God? by papabearyg12-20-02 Two Worlds Collide. Howdy, partner! Oh. My. God. John Wayne lives. I would like to thank the Academe... John Wayne, why have you forsaken me? I'm so sorry, John Wayne.
The Pain! by papabearyg12-20-02 Ah... that's better. Ugh, now my arm hurts! You, sir, need a doctor. No! It'll pass, I swear! ... !
Fight the Powder! by papabearyg12-20-02 Dearly departed... I'm dead! That's it, I'm killing myself tonight. hm hm? Curses! Got ya!
Little?! by papabearyg12-21-02 Hey little boy, want some candy? Who you callin' little? Come 'ere, little boy. What the...? I'll bet you have a little pecker! AAAAAAAAAAA!
Disco Sucks! by papabearyg12-21-02 Ah, the exuberance of youth. I'm going to a disco tonight! Yes, yes, I'm listening. Ah, the exuberance of hormones. Maybe I'll get laid! Oh, I hope I'll get laid! You and me both, son. Is there a moral to this story? Didn't see that coming...
Random Alien Comic #278 by papabearyg12-21-02 Alien invasions of the past. We come in peace. Bullshit, no one comes in peace anymore. Alien invasions of the present. We come in peace, really. Bullshit, no one comes in peace anymore. Alien invasions of the future? We come looking for disco. You're about 300 years too late, honey.
Specificity? by papabearyg12-21-02 Oh, beelzebub! Come forth and grant my wish! Come, Lord of Darkness! i've fed you the hearts of 278 virgin schoolboys! Give me what I want! Hey, I didn't ask for a Gloria Gaynor LP... disco is awful... Pathetic fool. All you asked for was a bitch who sucks more than any other bitch.
It's A Small World part I by papabearyg12-21-02 Please join us for happiness break! It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. Can you feel the love? It's a small world after all. It's a small, small, world. to be continued... There is just one moon, and one golden sun, And a smile means friendship to ev'ryone;
It's a Small World Part II by papabearyg12-21-02 Oh, the unity is so cute! Though the mountains divide, And the oceans are wide, Not cute enough for a second verse. It's a small world after all. Come on, everybody sing along! Will it ever end? It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all...
Do I Not Bleed? by papabearyg12-21-02 Am I not a man? Line it up... There! I am a man! I do bleed! Take that, you stupid... wait, who asked that?
Reality Realty by papabearyg12-28-02 If you just use your imagination. Maybe it will make more sense. Just maybe... Life will make sense. Then again, maybe not.
Thesis by papabearyg1-11-03 Okay. Concentrate.You can do this. It's just a thesis...a BA thesis, even. "What I Did On My Summer Vacation..."
Don't Mock My Art: Theses I Haven't Considered. by papabearyg1-11-03 Underwater Basket Weaving: It's Not Just for Stoners! The 1001 Uses of Hemp That Don't Include A Bong! Sociopolitical Ramifications of Hopscotch! Poke'mon and the Developement of Adolescent Gender! All Your Theses Are Belong To Us! Computer Technology In Higher Education: Educational Tool, or Waste of Time?