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by pink_sock
4-28-02
congratulations, you have finally made it to the bottom of the sea, now continue on as the letter says
well it now says to nail my feet to the ocean floor, i guess i better do what it says...
meanwhile, back at kelly's house.
MY HAIR SMELLS LIKE POO POO!
if she would only touch my grundle...

 

by pink_sock
4-28-02
goddamnit...my testicles itch like mad, dying for peoples sins sucks major ass now that i think about it
i bet gay people don't even have it this hard...
stupid gay people.

 

by pink_sock
4-28-02
tim and his sister stacy have a talk.
i was talking to mom last night about all your vagina problems.
oh yeah? what did she have to say about them?
she says if you would clean it more often it would drip all that smelly purple gunk.
eww come on now, that's embarassing
she also says that having me fuck you in the shower instead of using soap is a bad idea too.
beer is a nickel on tuesday nights at that one bar i sucked you off in.

 

by pink_sock
4-29-02
One Day, Steve The Skin Decided To Take A Walk.
Nigger.

 

by pink_sock
4-29-02
you think he's dead yet?
continued in a mintue...
nails.

 

by pink_sock
4-29-02
part 2.
that should probably do it, don't you think?
yeah, let's go show mom now.
you stupid fucking kids! why the fuck did you paste a beard on your baby brother? you know i think he looks bad with a beard. stupid goddamn kids. moesha.

 

by pink_sock
4-30-02
timbo sits with his girlfriend at the park.
did you know that it was dann's birthday today?
timbo?
yeah, i know. i ate his cake and then pooped in all his socks...i saw the sprinkles in the poop
mmm...poop.

 

by pink_sock
5-02-02
Tyler and Jesus discuss important world issues.
i've been hacking up shit all day long, my throat hurts so bad jesus.
you think you're in pain? bitch look at my pathetic ass, i'm nailed to a goddamn cross
but aren't you supposed to have super powers? like superman...or wolverine? SHINK! hah...shink shink!
i'm going home.

 

by pink_sock
5-02-02
yeah, that's my poop.

 

by pink_sock
5-28-02
well fuck.

 

by pink_sock
6-01-02
i love you tom.
i love you too vagina.
i think it's time that we go a little further in this relationship.
you mean like doin' it anal?

 

by pink_sock
6-07-02
man, this acid is awesome dude. how come you don't seem too impressed this time?
i dunno man, it's good stuff but i've just got other things on my mind right now.
like touching myself while i suck on your penis.
awesome.

 

by pink_sock
6-07-02
hey, come over here you tiny tight little bitch, i wanna make you an offa'.
nani?
ok, ok, i don't know what you just said but i'll give you 50 bucks to take yo' dress off and sing songs on my lap.
man somtimes i wish i wasn't blind...and addicted to crack.

 

by pink_sock
6-11-02
you aren't listening are you?
i said, the girl had a DICK.
i don't get it man, what's the problem?

 

by pink_sock
6-25-02
alright, come back now.
ok, my pants are off, now what?
time to put this cat up your ass jim.
rad.

 

by pink_sock
6-25-02
i was banging her so hard dude, she was loving it, man it was great.
yeah?
i'm a rocket.
i didn't even stop when i realized it was my mom.

 

by pink_sock
6-25-02
i really like the music you make mr.rocker.
really? thanks dude.
mr.rocker's guitar wails like a thunder storm.
yeah, but then again i like eating shit too.

 

by pink_sock
6-25-02
so anyways bro, everyone at work has been picking on me lately.
yeah? like how?
they keep calling me gay and stuff like 'fancy boy tim'
fuck, i just crapped myself.
just kill them all. they're all niggers so it won't matter.

 

by pink_sock
7-02-02
hey sis, quit watching mom and dad fuck and look at my cool new robot suit!
that's pretty gay tim.
my fancy robot eyes can see right through...that...tight...sexy...shirt...
mom and dad are hot.
i just came on myself.

 

by pink_sock
7-02-02
so, yesterday i was stealing this white kids bike, since i'm black and we do that kinda stuff.
yeah.

 

by pink_sock
7-02-02
During Thier "conference time' Mr. Jacobs and Mr. Evans take a trip down to the janitors room.
The kids at this school are so ugly that it makes me want to fuck you.
that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me honey.
dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
i love you.
that's nice...

 

by pink_sock
7-09-02
hey, suck my dick man
seriously?
eh?
seriously?

 

by pink_sock
7-09-02
hey fag, come here!
yeah, you fag.
nice pussy fag.
sigh

 

by pink_sock
7-09-02
hey dude, we should be more polictical and stuff man
fuckin' a right man, lets do more things for our country too!
...fuckin' a right?
goddamn nigger.

 

by pink_sock
7-09-02
so you see those stupid fucking strip creator shirts they got out now with me and my sister on them?
this isn't my baby. my slut daughter had it and she's at school right now probably looking to fuck another horny 30 something...
MY COOTER IS ON FIRE.

 

by pink_sock
7-09-02
so i walk in and he's like 'hey man, suck my dick'
you did, right?
goddamn right i did man, shit, you think I'D pass up a dick that big man?
henry i love you

 

by pink_sock
7-09-02
so, i'm thinkin' if i let this grow out just a wee bit more, i'd have the raddest mullet on the block.
hey man, suck my dick.
seriously?

 

by pink_sock
7-10-02
...Then we put our pants on and she ran off screaming!
isn't that like rape or something?
yeah!

 

by pink_sock
8-02-02
so i'm talking to jesse right? and he's all 'make any new comics?'
you know?
man, jesse's such a faggot.

 

by pink_sock
12-01-02
i still don't understand the joke...
how can you not undestand it?
the girl was getting fucked by a nigger.

 

by pink_sock
12-01-02
man this sandwhich is good.
i bet the guys are gonna freak when i tell them what i made it out of.
honey, today at work, some asshole kicked me in the crotch and took my wallet.

 

by pink_sock
6-20-03
You see that kid?
Now just rub it a little.

 

by pink_sock
9-12-03
now, why the fuck did you drag me out here?
i just wanted to ask you something...
yeah?
do i look like a nigger when i hold this knife?
give me back my dick.

 

by pink_sock
9-12-03
forgive me father for i have sinned...
this better be fucking good.
i just came.
me too.

 

by pink_sock
9-12-03
excuse me miss, can i help you?
faggot.

 

by pink_sock
12-29-03
GET OUT BITCH.
...thinkin' I owe her or some shit, bitch.

 

by pink_sock
3-24-05
if i could only eat, then mother wouldn't be so upset
what'cha thinkin' about tony?

 

by pink_sock
3-24-05
ok, nigger, gimme yer phone number
my home phone number, or my cell?
12

 

by pink_sock
3-24-05
dad, my dick hurts.
AND THE SEA PARTED FOR THE ANGELS, THE ANGELS WITH NAMES, SENT FORTH TO WRECK AND RAMPAGE OVER THE CITY'S SLEEPING SENIORS. WE KNEW THAT NIGTH WOULD NEVER BE LIKE ANY OTHER...

 

by pink_sock
3-24-05
LOOK BITCH, I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
LET ME SEE IT.
AW, FUCK YEAH.
SNIP SNIP, WHAT'S UP NOW?

 

by pink_sock
3-24-05
parachute?
pretzel?
polygon?
look man, just give me my wallet back.

 

by pink_sock
3-24-05
...what will heaven look like when i die?
nevermind, you wouldn't understand, you're a pumpkin.

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