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by psycoma
6-30-04
I don't know why I signed up for this. I'm sure at some point I've said something clever but at the moment I'm drawing a blank.
You say something clever just about every day.
I find that difficult to believe.
Well it's true.
Well, you will have to alert me when I say something clever. We'll get you a bell and you can ring it every time I say something witty.
There must be something here I can throw at her.

 

by psycoma
6-30-04
This 4th of July Weekend On Playboy TV 'Founding Fuckers'...
Oh, honey we might have to miss the fireworks this year.
...featuring the stars who made porn what it is today. Chambers, Holmes, Lynn, and Jeremy.
Ahh...70's porn...when the men were men...
...and the women were hairy.

 

by psycoma
7-09-04
An MTV Headbangers Ball Promo For Metallica...
GRAB A HANDFUL OF ASPIRIN! TURN THE SOUND UP TO ELEVEN!!
Hey, I wonder if they paid for that movie reference...
I doubt it.
Spinal Tap should sue!

 

by psycoma
7-09-04
There, now I have 3. Are you happy?
Yes, MORE MORE MORE!
I can't...it doesn't..
...
My art cannot be forced.
....your 'art'?

 

by psycoma
7-29-04
Check out my new bike! It revs really loud!
It has a dashboard...
Yeah! And TWO cup holders!
Something tells me that riding a motorcycle with cup holders and a dashboard is gonna get the shit kicked out of you up in Sturgis.

 

by psycoma
9-04-04
Don't say anything, but I cannot stand that new guy Chuck. I wish he wouldn't talk to me. He gives me the creeps!
5 minutes later...
Cindy always looks so mean all the time!
Well Chuck, she doesn't really like you.
The next day...
Why did you tell Chuck I didn't like him?? He hasn't spoken to me in 2 days!
...

 

by psycoma
9-05-04
"...forget me not, forget me not 'cuz you belong to me."
you know, at first glance, rock ballads are all very romantic...
yeah...
"...forget me not, forget me not I will follow you until your dying day."
But if you actually stop and examine the lyrics, it's like "Hello...STALKER!" Kinda creepy.
Not as creepy as that pink thing around his neck.

 

by psycoma
2-18-05
The GOP paid a male gay prostitute to be a ringer in the white house press room...
If that isn't the pot calling the kettle African-American.

 

by psycoma
2-21-05
Can you believe some of the people that showed up at the Grammy's this year?
I don't watch that shit. Nothing good has come out of the music scene since the late 80's. Unless Janet had another wardrobe malfunction.
No, man nothing like that. But what were they thinking when they made out that guest list?
Well, give me an example. Who was there?
Well, Janet Reno for one I mean what the fuck man? And Evander Holyfield??
Well...he does have a pretty good ear.

 

by psycoma
3-03-05
Shit. I forgot to take my birth control pill this morning. Remind me when we get home.
Ok.
Three Hours Later...
Did you ever take your pill?
No, Dammit!
What made you think of that just now?
There was just a half naked woman on the tv.

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