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by pulsating_brain
1-04-03
I need to find nicotine withdrawal symptoms, boy!
Don't talk to me.
I'll just doot doot doot that right into the Googler.
Dude, don't effin' talk to me.
Damn computer tried to quit smoking.
Boop boop dee dah.
I'm gonna crap in your face.

 

by pulsating_brain
1-04-03
The Tree confronts the computer about his attitude.
Why don't you be nicer to that bug?
I'll kill you, too.
But...
I know it's hard quitting smoking.
What do you know?
The Computer is insensitive.
My mom died of cancer.
Good, she was a bitch.

 

by pulsating_brain
1-04-03
The Computer takes a walk to take his mind off things, but what happens?
I fucking hate you so much.
No, you love me.
You look kind of fat.
Who, me?
The spurned shows a surprisingly sensitive side.
I still want to fuck you though.
You gotta fuck me from behind, because I can't look in your eyes.

 

by pulsating_brain
1-04-03
What's up, hey, can you make my dick bigger?
That's what they all say.
Are you done yet?
It looks big enough to me.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I want to feel you inside me.

 

by pulsating_brain
1-06-03
The Computer shows up at work.
I don't mind if you don't speak to me.
What can I say that will really enhance our bonding?
I could sure go for a little of the clear stuff this morning!
It just isn't gonna be easy.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I love water too!

 

by pulsating_brain
2-11-03
Valentine's Day is coming up, and look who is lonely!
I wonder what Nathan is doing for Valentine's Day...
Things don't go well...
Hey Love, you wanna see that new Kate Hudson movie with me?
Huh? Oh hi Andi, well, my mom is too busy to drive us, she's got a date.
But then things brighten up!
I better make fun of somebody on the internet before I break down and realize that I am so very very lonely.
Honey, there is a Mr. Low-Ki on the phone?

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