All comics by rachelmari

 

by rachelmari
9-12-05
sometimes I wish George Bush would stick his dick in a babys mouth.
Just to see how Fox news would spin it?
"GEORGE BUSH'S PENIS ACCOSTED BY A BABY. TONIGHT AT 11."
wait wait I got a better one. "BABY GETS 15 TO LIFE FOR RAPING GEORGE BUSH WITH ITS MOUTH."

 

by rachelmari
9-12-05
Lets wish Lindsay a happy early Halloween!
how though?
we can make her a comic while she is up taking her last pill for the day!
I can be emo and hammer myself!
and then get in a trachcan! GOOD ONE!
Goodnight Lindsay! <3, Rachel

 

by rachelmari
9-12-05
In E-Land
Ok, I just made my first comic, and now I want to see what people think.
Meh. Your comix are not 3l33t enough for this forum NEWB. I totally have room to talk because my comix PWN urs.
In E-Land
Well, your comics are not really funny either. Maybe if someone with funny comics says "meh", Ill take it for face value... but your comics are shit and I can see you have no funny in you...
Dewd, Im a fucking VET. It doesnt matter if mine are funny. *posts some funny comix about newbs not liking opinions that I DIDNT MAKE* (heh heh, im so cool, i showed her...)
In the real world
haha, not only are you not funny, in real life you're an ass clown. You should also... put your boner away. Have you ever even SEEN a girl?
.........WAAAAAAAAAAA

 

by rachelmari
9-13-05
Natalie, You are the smile to every person you meet. You put so much beauty into the world. Im so proud to have you as a sister...
This is way to cheesy. Way to pour on the SAP.
...you are talented and beautiful, and everything I wish I had the ability to be. Thank you for being my good mornings, for so many years.
CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE.
I love you. I know we have had our problems this last year, but through it all, youve still been a hero to me. But I have to go now because Im upsetting the robot. <3, Rachel
To late, Robots on Cheese overload. Im out.

 

by rachelmari
9-13-05
how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
hmmm... I dont know.
Fuck em, let them cry in the Dark.

 

by rachelmari
9-13-05
Jesus teaches ESL
closs.
NO. its cRoss. Im on a CROSS. FUCK, we've been working on the R's for 2 months, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Im Srow luh-nuh
OH! You can pronounce the R's when Saying your L's? Fuck it, i give up. TIME TO FEEL THE WRATH OF CHRIST! Youll be beggind for MORE skin.
Moh

 

by rachelmari
9-13-05
Jesus teaches ESL
closs
NO. its cRoss. Im on a CROSS. FUCK, we've been working on the R's for 2 months, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Im srow luh-nuh.
OH! You can pronounce the R's when Saying your L's? Fuck it, i give up. TIME TO FEEL THE WRATH OF CHRIST! You'll be begging for MORE... skin.
Moh

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