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by rapeface
3-27-01
I have an unhealthy fascination with rape.
Well, rape IS love.
Mmmm.
Mmmm.
Yes.
Yes.

 

by rapeface
3-27-01
Hello, little asian girl. YOU ARE SO SILLY!
I fail to understand the point you're trying to make about the IMF.
These asians sure are smart.
I know because of KRS-ONE. I read your thoughts.
The asian girl is in my mind. *SHUDDER*
Don't try thinking of a brick wall. That only works in movies!

 

by rapeface
3-27-01
The creation of the beatnik...
I will create man in my likeness.
Whoa man .. like i was just created by satan.. boom boom bap bap bam boom. JAZZ!
Go forth and do my bidding.
Whoa man .. like where's Dobie Gillis at I am Gilligan before I met the skipper.
The death of the beatnik...
Ugh. NEVER MIND. Die you beatnik!
Whoa man .. like this is totally not cool.

 

by rapeface
3-27-01
All dialogue taken from an actual conversation
i'm afraid you're not going to love me anymore..that your going to find someone better
um ok
that's what i'm feeling insecure about
ok
alright
yeah. you shouldn't worry about stuff like that.

 

by rapeface
3-27-01
This train is bound for glory.
Yep.

 

by rapeface
3-27-01
I had a dream.. Lord.. it made me sick. I saw you in your bedroom sucking someone else's dick.
Your dream was a message from God.
From you ?
No, the other God.
Buddha?

 

by rapeface
4-17-01
i don't want to have sex with your daughter.

 

by rapeface
4-17-01
hey there. you're cute.
gee. thanks.
want to go out to my van and suck on my man boobs?

 

by rapeface
4-17-01
Shit.

 

by rapeface
4-24-01
We robots need to stick together.
We can't let little asian girls get the best of us.
I'm sorry you must be destroyed.

 

by rapeface
4-24-01
Another actual conversation
say something funny
hmm
i get naked and masturbate..
yeah thats pretty funny
hahahaha

 

by rapeface
12-29-01
so what's the deal with rapeface having more presence than some multinational corporations ?
rape is inherently becoming lame
the guy who started it is a total sellout
he's only in it to get laid
what a fucking loser
seriously...

 

by rapeface
12-30-01
most of these rapeface comics don't even make any sense. they're not funny. it just seems like they're random words that are thrown together in a nonsensical fashion.
yep.

 

by rapeface
1-02-02
all dialogue taken from an actual conversation
hello sugartits!
WASSUP!???
i called you sugar tits. does that offend you?
no

 

by rapeface
1-04-02
so i'm in college now
i'm hungry

 

by rapeface
1-26-02
well this is a fine mess i've gotten myself into
foolish human ! you will never learn ! your pride is your greatest folly !
i just wanted to hook up with that chick man.. i didnt mean anything by it
YOU BLITHERING IDIOT ! SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE !
holy shit .. this is the most blasphemous thing ever.
yeah. i feel dirty having participated in this.

 

by rapeface
6-10-02
so rapeface is down
yeah i had heard that
well it really sucked anyway
oh yeah. totally.
and the guy who ran it was a total loser.
yeah.

 

by rapeface
6-10-02

 

by rapeface
9-18-02
I HAVE A RADIO SHOW NOW !
still, you are useless.
the show is enriching
only to fools
i'm totally playing "beyond the sea" though
this is the only good that will come of this.

 

by rapeface
1-12-03
We walked seven miles along the mournful Susquehanna. It was a terrifying river. It has bushy cliffs on both sides that lean like hairy ghosts over the unknown waters.

 

by rapeface
1-12-03
i really don't like people. i don't want to meet anyone new or who doesnt like my music.
i think deep down it's just you are afraid of change.
i'll choose to ignore that comment. i feel that my choices are motivated out of a sense of comfort more than anything.
you're wrong though. you need to admit to yourself what the problem is.
you mean the fact that i am into golden showers?
uh.....

 

by rapeface
1-12-03
all dialogue taken from an actual conversation
drink up, sweetheart ! you are still copping my style, but i am forgiving.
everyone is copping your style morgan
i know. it honestly happens a lot.
how do you cope ?
by copping my style times two. that is to say, i get really drunk.
*KISSY FACE*

 

by rapeface
6-12-03
IN ONE FELL SWOO{
SMASH HEROIN PANTS
EAT BABIES *GET DRUNK* BEER IS GOOD
*HAVE A LOT OF HAIR* *SHAVE*
HUZZAH *MEAN TO LIZ* MURDER I WIN
LASERS *SAY SOMETHING OFFENSIVE BUT SILLY* COCAINE
RAPE *CATCHPHRASE* ETC.

 

by rapeface
8-28-03
I guess it's time to head back to school.
Yep. Another summer has come and gone.
We'll all be back in the grind and then it'll be fall and then winter.
And then you'll be done.
It's all sort of melancholy, I guess.
Not as melancholy as when I fucked your mom !

 

by rapeface
5-25-04
I've been a college graduate for 5 months. This is my life:
*watch MTV*
*play Super Smash Bros.*
BLACK LABEL IS SUCH A GOOD BEER AND IT IS ONLY THREE DOLLARS
*drunk*
I miss my friends.
*drunk*

 

by rapeface
5-25-04
Last summer, all I did was bitch and moan about wanting to come home. This summer, I'm home and all I want to do is get out.
The grass is always greener, man.
Last summer, all I did was bitch and moan about wanting to come home. This summer, I'm home and all I want to do is get out.
The grass is always greener, man.
Last summer, all I did was bitch and moan about wanting to come home. This summer, I'm home and all I want to do is get out.
The grass is always greener, man.

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