The GODSEND by rkinder1-03-02 FUCK YOU BVlasphemer Humph. Don't turn away from me, fool! What? This isn't right, Faggot Um. Apocalypse? Damn.
Fight Club- Behind the scenes by rkinder1-03-02 AUDITIONS I want you to hit me as hard as you can. Damn missed Ahoy, sissy! Fuck. Foiled. Wait.. Aye aye aye UGH!. Missed again, wait a sec...
Pimp meets former computer game hero, now a bum by rkinder1-03-02 Hey, pritty lady.. Want to work for me..? What the? Craps - you're that bloke from half life with no pants on! Leave me alone. The things I saw... DROOL
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Dead Dog by rkinder1-03-02 "Dear Sir. It has come to my attention that your dog is dead on our lawn. Please remove. That reminds me. I forgot my enema appointment!
Jonathon Woodgate in a personal tragedy by rkinder1-03-02 A quandry I am Johnathon Woodgate Hmm. Maybe I'm asian..? AARGH This FUCKS with my head! Must... kill.... asians... Am Leeds fascist..
Domestic Bliss by rkinder7-03-02 A formerly happy domestic situation Nena nena nena! Sheesh. Nena nena nena! SHUT UP! Nena nena. I'M LEAVING
SHATTERED DREAMS by rkinder7-03-02 Like, Fuck, man. La la la You're in my fave band, dude! ... Like, Fuck, man. You really are very weird. PENGUIN
More misconceptions 1 by rkinder7-03-02 Hmm. Sir, May I ask what you're doing? Just smoking. You can't do that here. This is a no smoking zone. What? but I'm a fag! Oh, in that case, follow me. Uh, OK.
More misconceptions 2 by rkinder7-03-02 Won't be a sec! I'm changing! Arew you gonna arrest me or what? I'm just a fag! There! BEND OVER! Uh? Why oh why does this always happen? I'm outta here!!
Fight club - behind the scenes II by rkinder4-09-03 "Only one fight at a time, guys." It was hard going for brad. Oh for christs sake. Norton, get up off the floor.
More model intelligence by rkinder8-23-03 At the Playboy Mansion... Hey! Welcome to the Playboy pool party! ? Call yourself a man? No-one walks away from this invite! Um, no. I'm a cat. Doh! Dont worry, simple mistake to make.