All comics by roberternestdurr

 

everybody says we all look alike
what a bunch of morons!
what a racist attitude for them to have!
They're all a bunch of racist morons!
We just don't all look alike!
Well...maybe the boys do.

 

Why are the boys at this school always running?
They're stupid....
They run to class, they run down the hallways....
They're morons!
Well, I gotta go to the bathroom
I'll race you!

 

If there is a feeding frenzy, do I eat you or do you eat me?
I eat you....
Are you sure?
Positive, I eat you.
I thought it was the other way around and that I am supposed to eat you.
Maybe you're right.

 

Boy, this Christianity thing sure hasn't work out like I had hoped. Those marauders called Crusdaders supposedly looking for my Holy Cross and trying to free the "Holy Land"...
And how did my Gospel of peace and love get represented by a fish?
And having priests was really a bad idea!

 

France will be boycotting the opening ceremonies of the Bejing Olympics..
I always go opposite the French.
Boycotting the opening ceremonies of the Olympics would be an affront to the Chinese people
And I always go against Bush. So what do I do--its a real dilemna.
The answer is to just keep boycotting China.
Sorry you can't make it to Bejing, we would have just tortured you terrorists anyways.

 

Hi
Hi
How are you?
Fine, how are you?
You English is really good....
What?

 

Hi
Hi
How are you?
How are you?
Her English is really improving....
Her English is really improving...

 

Hi
Hello
How are you?
Fine how are you?

 

Today we will talk about the future.
How can we make this a better world?

 

Hello, Bob, I taught both of your brothers...
Are you going to be more like your brother Bill or more like your brother Sam?
Neither! I am my own person! I gotta be me!
So...........you're gonna be like Sam!

 

Mr Smith, can you help me with a problem?
Sure, how may I help?

 

Today we are going to study the weather...
Yes, you have a question?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Teacher, look at this!
Teacher, look at this!
Teacher, teacher, look at me!
Teacher, teacher, look at me
Teacher, teach, look at this!
I will be right with you!

 

I can't remember if I have a date with Jinny or with Jenny.
Oh, wait, what am I worried about?
Hi, Fred!
We're ready to go!

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