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by robinho
7-01-06
Jack builds a snowman and claims it as his Brother...
Look at this snowman I built. It's like my brother!
Snowman comes alive and scares jack!
I am alive... I will haunt you... as the forbidden snowman
ARRRGH!
Jack comes into a large room from a whirlpool. THE END!
PICK UP THE TELEPHONE, RING-RING!
???

 

by robinho
7-01-06
Mrawk! Mrawk!
I'll get you some bird seeds, Charlie. Be right.
Charlie turns into a squirrel!
ttttttttttttttttttt
Oh Charlie, what happened! You're a squirrel!
The squirrel turns into an alien who is called Zendo.
Hi I'm Zendo. I rule saturn.
ARRRRRGH! AN ALIEN! IN MY BEDROOM!

 

by robinho
7-01-06
New asian girl Pobors is introduced.
Are you from Asia?
Yes, I am.
Miss McRyan is unhappily said to be ugly by Pobors.
Take a seat.
You look ugly by the way. HEHE! Haaaaaa!!
Pobors is being a Joker.
You what!
What? Oh I can't wait to {ugly} start learning in your class. OK!

 

by robinho
7-02-06
I'm gonna fry you up!
Get right here you bugger!!
hheeeeeeeeee
What the hell just happened?!! It's a chefs motion blur and theres a SKELETON!

 

by robinho
7-02-06
her grandson is banging the bathroom door
Stop banging the door. I'm on the loo.
I'm at the window.
ooh nooo!
(HURL!!)
:)

 

by robinho
7-03-06
The squirrel in the park is talking to the boy sat down.
Hey , You *%£$!*
Nrahnrahnrah!!!!!! you look like an acorn
The police come and find a fire near the bench.
Whats the name punk?! Who is responsible for this!!!!
The boy confesses he killed the squrrel.
Well!
I set the little bugger on FIRE!

 

by robinho
7-03-06
How can I serve you?
I'd like a Devil Crisp cold beer please.
OOh i'm sorry we don't have that!
You are the worst bar ever!
Argh!!! Oh NO!
PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

 

by robinho
7-03-06
Cool, the moon!!
OOh its so roomy!
I think the moon might be falling!
You think?!
See i told-----
Argh!!!! ------

 

by robinho
7-06-06
Sit down Kiki.
Oooh. HAhEE! ****! Kakakaka!
What i said sit down!
Oohooohoohooohooh! Kakakakaka!
WoOOOO!!!!!!
I said get that **** out of my sight!

 

by robinho
7-08-06
Jason is on holiday in DisneyLandParis.
Dude this Haunted house ride sucks!
You What? Oh this?! It's just my job!
You're not a moving machine thingy. Your a human dressed up.
I know what your thinking boy. Dressing up DOES suck! I'll psyche you out of this nonsense.
No don't. I know what your thinking! I've tried Rollercoasters five times today. They totally freaked me out!!

 

by robinho
7-08-06
ooh you've been making babies haven't you. I'm gonna call her cyndi.
What on an island.
Its not like we're stuck here forever; and besides when did you start to talk.
Hmmmmmm??
It means that my sister is going to be an alien or at least something like,... a talking donkey. Hehehe! A talking donkey. Thats so stupid!

 

by robinho
7-08-06
Well what do you think, Jason?
It's horrible. what did I say before
Dirty Looks
He's such a dumb*ss
Christmas already?
Nothing happened, mate. Its all ok. There was no christmas.
It was christmas! I swear.

 

by robinho
7-08-06
BuggoBugger and Baconbaked resume the revenge.
The day has finnally come. BuggoBugger who will likely defeat Baconbaked.
Yubalala! Yubalala! Yubalala!
I use pssssyche!
Yubalalalalallalalalalalalalala! I will destroy you!
No we're just both turn into bugs. Seeya later
YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!

 

by robinho
7-09-06
B-E-E-P-B-E-E-P YOU HAVE ONE UNOPENED MESSAGE-
WHOA! I better check my mail.
B-E-E-P
'You are invited to a nightclub, the babes and booze belong. Please come, your non-trusty partner, Abe.' Thats nice, he broke the time!
Hey...
Hey Abe! I never knew you were this hot! Awesome.

 

by robinho
7-09-06
SO THIS IS HOW YOU LIVE. IN THIS BLUE-ISH THREE DIMENSIONAL WORLD!
YES, IT'S NICE ISN'T IT?
IT'S NOT LIKE MY SIX DIMENSIONAL WORLD!
SIX?! THATS STUPI- I MEAN THATS DIFFERENT.
IT'S A CRISS-CROSSED DIMENSION. SIX DIMENSIONAL. PRETTY COOL HUH?
ER... IT'S VERY NICE. (*IN YOUR DREAMS*)

 

by robinho
7-22-06
Gee... you don't look too great. tell you what; you can come back to my place for a few days. you look hungry and you smell like you know what.
do you have any farming manure?
Here you go. you can freshen up here. shaver, razor, comb, shower, deoderants, etc; oh and in my my bedroom use any of my shirts and trousers and shoes, socks whatever.
I asked for farming manure! Do you have eeny farming manure?!
I don't have any stupid manure. Geez for the love of...
GOD! Yeah I know, I look like an ace! These clothes are fab! Now i'm hot... I even shaved.... later!

 

by robinho
7-22-06
Meeeep!
OOH.. meeeep! A letter. Meeeep!
Aaaap! Aaaap! What does it say?
Aaaap! Dear Tinkle, please come to pluto. Aaaap! Love from kiko!
I best give kiko a warm reception! Aaaap!
Meeeep! kiko is not here! kiko is dead. We live in such a sad universe that I read a letter from a mysterious kiko to kiko who was hammering a nail into his brain. Meeeep!

 

by robinho
7-23-06
Moonscape... UNITE
Yes your master. I will lay down this flag in honour of first man on the moon. (*jesus!*)
Do I hereby think the master general should swear over the anounccement. JESUS!
You can both shut the h*ll up! nobody says anything about I
I general squab declare war on jesus!
Now when you say war, I say shut the h*ll up!

 

by robinho
7-23-06
???
I can grant you a wish. Anything you want!
Hmmm? Anything I want huh? I wish for destruction, rampage, fire, violence! Do you do that sort of thing!
One world of destruction, rampage, etc coming up.
woweeee! hey wheres the fairy gone?
I'm down here. In a broken tipped over car. Ouchee! I have glass in my eyes! ouch, cr*p!

 

by robinho
7-26-06
Hi, how can I serve you ma'am?
I would like a Double Cheeseburger with fries and a large coke.
One Double Cheeseburger, fries and a large coke comin' right up! That's £5.80 altogether ma'am!
Whateva, just take that dirty look off your face.
I am your food. Come to PaPa!
Where the h*ll is my ******* food, you are a ******* creep! Although on the other hand...

 

by robinho
7-27-06
Hi, mr Rodney. Our delays are of the fault of my dear poor son, BurgerBwoy.
Dude, it's OK, man. I'm his best friend. He came to the moon with me and, well, (How do I explain this) I came him brain damage.
Oh. Well in that case I'll put him up for adoption!
Dude, he can stay with me and my parents.
Dude, you can't stay with us! you are sooooooo gnarley!
Dude, maaaaaaan! IIII can stay wherever I waaaant. Duuuuude!

 

by robinho
8-05-06
Father! Why are you hammering a nail into you head.
I am adjusting my head into a prettier shape. But my outlines are like pencil drawings.
Don't worry father I can fix that.
Really?! You'd do that for me. You are such a promising daughter. Quick before my head turns into a waterfall.
OF BLOOD! That's where the head parts always cross the line father.
Haha! I caught you out again. You are like a son to me.

 

by robinho
8-06-06
Aargh! What is this?! I want treasure! Not coconuts. What is this; HAWAII!
Yeah it is. What the **** is it to you.
Aargh! (*Hawaiian Bunnies*) I hate ze bunnies like you!
Me or him?!
Aargh!

 

by robinho
8-06-06
get out of here before they cook you up in an oven
What do you mean you are an unacceptable odour!
Oh good heavens!!! That's a bad one. kk! I get it

 

by robinho
8-06-06
Next contestant... Squabie
She's fat she's round she bounces on the round It's your mum It's your mum. She's b*m she's s*cks she quacks just like a duck It's you It's you!!
I don't (quack, quack) quack like a duck. But the song was fab! **9**

 

by robinho
8-08-06
Next contestant... Sandi Thom
*Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. In 77 and 69 revolution was in the air, I was born too late to a world that doesn’t care. Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hai
Fantastic! **10**
Thankyou, Thankyou!
Would you go out with me?!
4/10 chance!

 

by robinho
8-08-06
Next contestant, very popular... 50 Cent!
I take you to the candy shop,I'll let you lick the lollypop,Go 'head girl, don't you stop,Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
A bit off the mark.. so I'd say **7**
**7**?! Off the mark?! I'll show you off the mark!
Forbidden words?!
??

 

by robinho
8-08-06
Next contestant... Jennifer Lopez
You're lookin' just a little too hard at me,Standin' just a little too close to me,You're sayin' not quite enough to me,You're sippin' just a little too slow for me....
v-v-ver-r-ry good! **8**
Why thankyou! And why are you getting all sweaty for?
Er....

 

by robinho
8-08-06
Our 5th out of 32 contestants... Lily Allen!
At first when I see you cry,yeah it makes me smile yeah it makes my smile,At worst I feel bad for a while,but then I just smile I go ahead and smile...
Bravo **10**
Thank you...
... *yawn*
But I would seriously advise to who ever is in charge gets a new introducer that has enthusiasm! You are as dull as a cloud!

 

by robinho
8-08-06
6th contestant... Elvis Pressley!
What happened to the other dude! I can't do this! scr*w you!
That's just a d*mn good speech anyways! **8**!
Rock and Roll!

 

by robinho
8-08-06
Introducer----Sandi Thom
Our final four! Lily ,sandi,squabie, elvis!
Elvis--------------Squabie
Lily Allen--------Some Guy?!
Who are you?
Bob.

 

by robinho
8-08-06
Our first Semi final contestant...Squabie!
Any day any night, I can give you a fright, and you ain't to pleeeze(man) Wasting w**d and my cheese also the time bugs will freeze. uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh! WORD!!
My god that's good! **9**
WORD!!

 

by robinho
8-08-06
second Semi finalist... sandi Thom!
.......Hail to the morning wherever it dawns down on me,It's now that I get to thinking,Some castles lie way beneath the sea....
Frustration...
Not as good as the song in the first round of the competition! **7**
Marmalade!!! I knew it wasn't as great!

 

by robinho
8-08-06
3rd singer.. Lily Allen!
*Don't try and test me cos you'll get reaction,Another drink and I'm ready for action,I don't know who you think you are,But making people scared wont get you very far.*
Lily Allen shock...
Ooh! **6**
At least they got a new introducer.
Lily Allen un-enthusiasm...
I know. I'm decent!

 

by robinho
8-08-06
Introducer gets a negative remark...
Last singer! Elvis! Now give me another speech!
Peace for rockheads like me, hardcore for jerks like you!
WOW! **10**
Peace for me core for you!

 

by robinho
8-08-06
So this is the heat! Our last two singers, Elvis Pressley and Squabie! As you can see our finale is held in Jamaica!
Ya mon!
Squabie-----------Elvis P
Wooooooooooo!
Peace for Rock and roll. Mountains for hardcore!

 

by robinho
8-08-06
Lets get this contest started and on fire! First up... Squabie!
Peace for good, fire for bad war on us is really sad and our dad won't ever be glad when we're in what we always had.
YO YO YO!! That is the best one I'd heard all week! Fantastic!!
Lazza!

 

by robinho
8-08-06
Last of all Elvis! You are dead!
Peace for the hairstyle, death to the gentle!
Peace for my *ss! I've only just realized that you have been an ******* this whole time! All your qualifications are void so I'm automaticcly putting Sandi Thom second place.
Fair enough...
Ya mon!
OH MY GOOD GOD! I'VE WON! Lazza, WORD!!

 

by robinho
8-08-06
We will Deliver your medal, two trophies, ferrari 360 and your £1,000,000 check in the space of 48 hours. Just sign this form!
PINCH ME I MUST BE DREAMING!
Congratulations Squabie! You have made all three of your songs to the charts! Your current singer name is Squabie-V!
Squabie-V my *ss! Call me Squab...

 
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CR*P!!!
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Die feline animal Die!
by robinho, 8-08-06

 

Who's there?!!
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Prepare for your doom!
You got it!
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**Cruuunch**
Hey I thought this store had price tags on everything!
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by robinho
8-08-06
I'm the only dog that can bounce on a ball you know!
Wow... I'm the luckiest girl ever. I'm getting a H.D Tele a PSP and lots and lots of candy! Now It's the only girl that can balance on a ball!
Not anymore! And the bonus is I showoff to cowboys... not spoiled little girls!
I'm gonna rent you to roll-over some of my evil texas folk!

 

Phew! I'm baked...
by robinho, 8-08-06

 

Hey! I'm not a crippled geek.
by robinho, 8-08-06

 

You are quite obviously forbidden here!
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What the h*ll now!
by robinho, 8-08-06

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