All comics by rockmonkey

 

by rockmonkey
4-13-05
This depressed kid is pouring his heart out to someone who listens...
Chipmunk-thingy, you are the only one who understands me.
Squibble?
I mean, it's really hard to be the only kid with black hair and brown eyes in your family
Squibble Squibble?
What do you say I should do about it?
Get a therapist, and fast, you basketcase.

 

by rockmonkey
4-13-05
KYLE! YOU ARE SO F****** SLOW! FINISH MY BIOLOGY PAPER!
I'm trying! I'm trying!
IT'S NOT FAST ENOUGH!
How about you try to do this!
HOW ABOUT YOU TYPE AS FAST AS YOU JERK OFF!
How about you try to actually write your paper as fast as YOU jerk off!

 

by rockmonkey
4-13-05
So, Alana, everyone has given you the most votes. You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!
I don't WANNA leave!
Well, I'm sorry. You ARE the Weakest Link.
NOO!
I SAID YOU ARE THE F****** WEAKEST F****** LINK!!!!!!GOOD F******BYE!
I'm sorry! Don't eat me!

 

by rockmonkey
4-13-05
Wanna know what's more creepier than one of me?
Two of me!
Wanna know whats more creepier than three of me?
Four of me! Wanna know what's more annoying than four of me?
Wanna know what's creepier than me raping changing my underwear 3 times a day?
Yah, mister, you just killed it. It was funnier when you weren't here.

 

by rockmonkey
4-15-05
I cannot believe it! My long lost sister conceived artificialy with my uncle slept with my boyfriend, who's actually gay, but didn't tell me! I thought I trusted him!
Oh, yeah? Well, my mother killed my father, and framed my older brother who smokes pot, and then he got into a car accident, went into a coma, and miraculosy came out of it when he had a dream!
You think you have it tough? My aunt was a prostitute, got pregnant with a mobster she served, got pregnant, and had the baby, while her friend who was also a hooker was conceived by him too!
Same thing happened to me, but the prostitue my uncle was served by was actually his brother who is a transvesite, fell in love, and got married while not knowing they were related!
My life sucks! No one understands me! I just wanna have sex with someone who feels the way I do! Hopefully, I'll actually get raped by him, and we'll fall madly in love,and become a supercouple!!!!!!!
I just got a call from my mother! I was adopted! My life is crashing in on me! I hope I have sex with some ho I don't know and become an alcoholic! STAY TUNED FOR PREVIEWS OF TOMMOROW!!!

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