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by ryanadamwells
2-03-15
--and then I said; "IGUANA see you again"!
...Dave that's fucking terrible.
See, but I said "IGUANA--
NO.

 

by ryanadamwells
2-03-15
Boy, that new PR lady sure is a ball-breaker, AMIRITE?
Just been straight STOMPIN on mah Ballz all day bro.
Dave we carry our balls internally. you're making no sense. She'd have to cut you open to do that.
.....It's a figure of speech, Tom
Well, it's a shitty one.

 

by ryanadamwells
2-03-15
Did you see that someone photocopied their...UNMENTIONABLES?! Pretty crazy right? WHo'd DO that?! Crazy.
...did ya?
Sigh. Yeah I saw it.
....I put my dick in the copier
I know, Dave.

 

by ryanadamwells
2-03-15
...
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See, but I said "IGUANA--
I'm just gonna go...

 

by ryanadamwells
2-04-15
Hey Tom wouldn't it be great if we had a cappuchino machine in here? By the water? Wouldn't that just be so Aces?!
I can't really drink caffeine. I've had a heart thing since I was a kid. Plus Lactose is RIGHT out, so, y'know...not really.
...You just have to shit on my entire life, don't you?
Well, yeah, if you give me lactose, exactly that.

 

by ryanadamwells
2-04-15
Heyyyy Tommy! Hump Day! AMIRITE?
HUMP DA--
I'm asking for a transfer.

 

by ryanadamwells
2-10-15
--So I told him I'd MONITOR the situation!
....MONITOR
It's another lizard pun!
Dave, I still need that expense report.

 

by ryanadamwells
2-12-15
So, I saw that new "50 Shades of Gray" movie
Dave, I really don't have ti--
IT WAS 50 SHADES OF GREAT
....god dammit.
HAHA......I didn't understand it at all

 

by ryanadamwells
2-15-15
So I walked right up to the GM and said "you must be a Hell of a doctor to GILA MONSTER"
....THE G IS SILENT
Yeah, I get it. How did that work out?
OH yeah, he totally fired me.
So can I get that expense report

 

by ryanadamwells
5-18-15
--But it grew back eventually, so no harm no foul i guess.
what?

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