All comics by ryaneno

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So this is what fake France looks like.
Non! Sale lèche-cul de Pepsi!
by ryaneno, 2-29-08

 

No, Ed Gauthier,even i, a fetid crackwhore, won't fuck you.
Guess i'm back in the doghouse...
by ryaneno, 3-01-08

 

by ryaneno
3-02-08
Hey Granny, give me some money or i'll beat you again.
Why are so mean to me Ed Gauthier?
At the dogpound...
Now time for some hot Ed-on-Dog action.
Each time you abuse a dog, you abuse me.
The dogs, WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DOGS!
Each time you molest a dog you make me cry.

 

Instead of beating his grandma again, Ed tries to make up with an old lover.
I can change, 'Alex'
That's not funny, 'Ed'.
by ryaneno, 3-02-08

 

by ryaneno
3-05-08
Alex! You came back!

 

by ryaneno
3-07-08
Patrick Stewart's been living in my toilet,
but he doesn't mind,
because that's a lot better than being Ed.

 

by ryaneno
3-09-08
Non! This is not l'hôpital psychiatrique, this is fake Belgium!
Time to adjust your medication.
Non! I have to get back to my important new emploi of cabin boy.
This may hurt a little.
Tits, it was about time.
NON! PAIN CROÛTÉ!
That was special...

 

by ryaneno
3-11-08
Joining the convent is a sure way to cure myself of my lesbian tendancies.
Uh, uh...
Through constant prayer and fasting...
I just received my Stryker 3000 dildo today.

 

by ryaneno
3-12-08
So, all the men are dead.
We'll have to make the best of it
I had a couple of lesbo experiences in college.
Don't worry, at first i'll do most of the work.
I hope nothing spoils this moment.
I hate it when reality keeps stealing my gags 6 months later!

 

by ryaneno
3-14-08
That was a good movie.
With all the male actors dead, Scarlett and Natalie just had to kiss.
I felt Natalie was not really into it.
Well, she better get used to it...
You know who i'd like yo see together?
Don't say it, it's just a question of time.

 

by ryaneno
3-16-08
You losers not only have no lives... you can't stop being jealous of mine.
Stay away from me, psycho...
Hey Granny i did another web comic today, give me money or I'll beat you.
You're an horrible grandson, Edmond.
All the men die and yet he still lives.
I'M A PRO! I'M GETTING PAID TO MAKE WEBCOMICS. I'M A FUCKING PRO!

 

by ryaneno
3-19-08
An all female world is fine, but i miss guys, i mean just a little bit of them.
Hello, i am the Vomit Fairy.
And that means?
I give you three wishes, if you barf.
Then, shouldn't you appear WHEN i throw up?
Again with the technicalities...

 

by ryaneno
3-20-08
With all the men dead, we can have a true democracy with justice, truth and peace.
And no more invading other countries on false pretenses.
Let's invade Italy and steal their shoes!

 

THE POPE...THE POPE IS SATAN!
Shut up, Alex Jones.
by ryaneno, 3-23-08

 

by ryaneno
4-02-08
O.K. girls, just accept Ron as your savior!
Gee, i kinda feel bad about the cat...

 

by ryaneno
4-13-08
I tell you, furries are not sick, perverted freaks, Encyclopedia Dramatica is the tool of Haters.
I like furries.
I'm wearing diapers right now.
When i was six, i saw mom doing a guy in a Snagglepuss suit.
You know, for the long periods i spend on the interweb, defending our cause on message boards.
Dad had Huckleberry Hound tattooed on his penis.

 

by ryaneno
5-23-08
You're right, because I didn't say it. It wasn't my moment at all. You can't even keep track of your hate, dumbass. Why don't you go buy an "I hate the world" dayplanner?
He did, but he shot a load on that too, and now the pages are all stuck together.
You sound angry, splooge. Clumsy and angry.
Hey, you're the one who's sputtering with rage, here. As usual, whenever I kick my enemy's ass-- it just burns you up, eh, Banny? you can't take it.
She seems happy to me.

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